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BROOKLINE (CBS) – Neighbors are on the offensive in Brookline after what some residents are describing as aggressive turkeys.

“They were attacking the vehicle,” Karen Halvorson said outside her home in the Aspinwall Hill neighborhood.

After getting in her truck, a neighbor came and ran the birds off but it didn’t stop there.

“Then, the turkeys came and started attacking my front door,” she said.

A second run-in came a few weeks ago as she walked nearby.

“I looked back and three of them charged me,” she explained.

She moved to the center of the street to avoid the animals, but it wasn’t enough.

“The turkey flew in my face and scratched my neck,” she said.


“Some people going to work and they’ve been chased by turkeys,” said Brookline Animal Control Officer Pierre Verrier.

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Turkey DOOM!


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like the south park episode
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Terrourkyists.
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To stop a turkey terrorist, first preheat the oven......
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How exactly does a turkey attack a front door? Did it carry an axe or a battering ram?
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Now this is priceless. Better hope the turkeys don't get the cows, goats, chickens and pigs in on this or the shit really hits the fan.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28225896


1rof1laugh
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Considering I've run off a flock of 30 of the buggers with nothing more than a kick and some shouting, I'm not impressed.
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GO, TURKEYS!!!

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BROOKLINE (CBS) – Neighbors are on the offensive in Brookline after what some residents are describing as aggressive turkeys.

“They were attacking the vehicle,” Karen Halvorson said outside her home in the Aspinwall Hill neighborhood.

After getting in her truck, a neighbor came and ran the birds off but it didn’t stop there.

“Then, the turkeys came and started attacking my front door,” she said.

A second run-in came a few weeks ago as she walked nearby.

“I looked back and three of them charged me,” she explained.

She moved to the center of the street to avoid the animals, but it wasn’t enough.

“The turkey flew in my face and scratched my neck,” she said.


“Some people going to work and they’ve been chased by turkeys,” said Brookline Animal Control Officer Pierre Verrier.

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Strict gun laws in Brookline, even the TURKEYS see this. Try that in Texas, turkeys....dinner would be served...
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I heard about the same thing happening in Connecticut. they did a news story and had clips and interviews about them going after cars, puncturing tires, and trying to attack people. Is it really a surprise that over hundreds of years of them being hunted, they'd recognizehumans as an enemy? They didn't manage to survive in wild woods without some sort intelligence, if you want to call it that.
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Live free or die brave turkeys! You are the resistance!
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Tactical Turkey Training made possible by HAARP?
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When turkey's go bad...who can you turn to? Where is Caesar Milan?...can he turn around bad turkey behavior?
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The Turkey's Rebellion! They are not going to stand for anymore Thanksgivings and better the center piece on the table.
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GO, TURKEYS!!!

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I heard about the same thing happening in Connecticut. they did a news story and had clips and interviews about them going after cars, puncturing tires, and trying to attack people. Is it really a surprise that over hundreds of years of them being hunted, they'd recognizehumans as an enemy? They didn't manage to survive in wild woods without some sort intelligence, if you want to call it that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26075509


we should preliminary kill all turkeys
I am Eekerstard too!!!
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Wow! Pretty frighting. I hope no one gets hurt.
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Wow! Pretty frighting. I hope no one gets hurt.
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But! I guess you know: 99.9% of all turkey attacks occur in gun free zones. Oh, wait, thats mass murders. Sorry. Got my charts mixed up.
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Wow! Pretty frighting. I hope no one gets hurt.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3228853


But! I guess you know: 99.9% of all turkey attacks occur in gun free zones. Oh, wait, thats mass murders. Sorry. Got my charts mixed up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3228853


Oh, no! I just had a thought! Maybe the mass murderers are training the turkeys! Oh, man, this will not end well.
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It's the beginning of the Turkey Tet Offensive... they know what happens tomorrow and are striking first.

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Now this is priceless. Better hope the turkeys don't get the cows, goats, chickens and pigs in on this or the shit really hits the fan.

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Tell me what this tastes like...
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Live free or die brave turkeys! You are the resistance!
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yah, happy thanks giving wild guys.
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lol why would anyone run from a turkey? Just stand your ground and fight. Your kicks and punches can kill it and you get a free meal out of it too.
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Turkey Doom. Thats funny. Good thing its not geese. I read an article about how as the World gets more out of balance during the height of the Sun Solar Maximum that the animals icludeing us are going to get more aggressive. I think thats why they are blocking the Sun's Rays. Its too keep us from becoming killers. Good article about it right now over at News Before its News.
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Turkey DOOM!


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