Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,169 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 126,951
Pageviews Today: 196,877Threads Today: 61Posts Today: 1,261
01:27 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 836062
United States
11/21/2012 08:02 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
:clownbomb:
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 19617445
United States
11/21/2012 08:04 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
hiding
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 836062
United States
11/21/2012 08:13 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
Its for the birds after all bwa

Dr. AculaModerator
Forum Moderator

User ID: 275112
United States
11/21/2012 08:18 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
Terrourkyists.
 Quoting: 008-80


cruise

on Christmas the pigs will rebel under the name HAMas

cruise

oh... wait

1rof1
sandpiper

User ID: 28243834
United States
11/21/2012 08:19 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
I wish the turkeys could find Jane Velez Mitchell, she thinks they are so sweet. She says go Veggie. She reminds me of the government telling me what I should do.
If you break my wings, I will just find a cloud and learn to fly again. The Lord will catch you when you fall or teach you to fly! May the footprints I leave lead you to BELIEVE.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 836062
United States
11/21/2012 08:20 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
Terrourkyists.
 Quoting: 008-80


cruise

on Christmas the pigs will rebel under the name HAMas

cruise

oh... wait

1rof1
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


chuckle

What if they have Prime Rib? scratching
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 836062
United States
11/21/2012 08:22 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
Ribmenistan

blobr
Joker

User ID: 1437768
United States
11/21/2012 08:27 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
macgunheadlessch
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28243086
United Kingdom
11/21/2012 08:28 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
Turkey Doom. Thats funny. Good thing its not geese. I read an article about how as the World gets more out of balance during the height of the Sun Solar Maximum that the animals icludeing us are going to get more aggressive. I think thats why they are blocking the Sun's Rays. Its too keep us from becoming killers. Good article about it right now over at News Before its News.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22374087


yep, read about cows becoming quite agressive over the past few years, even to people who've lived around them forever.
242gt

User ID: 19425529
United States
11/21/2012 08:36 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
Fuckin Pussys:
242gt

User ID: 19425529
United States
11/21/2012 08:36 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
Fuckin Pussys:
Dr. AculaModerator
Forum Moderator

User ID: 275112
United States
11/21/2012 08:37 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
Ribmenistan

blobr
 Quoting: RememberThis


cruise


1rof1 1rof1 1rof1

Last Edited by Dr. Acula on 11/21/2012 08:38 PM
mezroy
User ID: 20460818
United States
11/21/2012 08:42 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
I have around sixty wild turks on my farm/ranch we hunt them eat them and teach them to run off stupid looking muslim chicks in purple.That was funny.Thank you and goodnight.Gooble gooble.
jonas773

User ID: 21060386
United States
11/21/2012 08:44 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
Fun thread :) happy turkey day guys!
geminilion
We need more cowbell!

User ID: 12895036
United States
11/21/2012 08:46 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
Payback bitches!

5a
..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
Heraclitus
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 836062
United States
11/21/2012 08:49 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
Ol' ladys crashed...looks like I better put on my chefs hat
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 836062
United States
11/21/2012 08:49 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
Fun thread :) happy turkey day guys!
 Quoting: jonas773

Same!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 6139196
United States
11/21/2012 08:53 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
Beware Mad Turkey Disease:

[link to www.wnd.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 836062
United States
11/21/2012 08:54 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
Beware Mad Turkey Disease:

[link to www.wnd.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6139196


wuhfaint

Or else they are Japanese...like Fukushima type Japanese

scream
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 18018740
Canada
11/21/2012 08:55 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
Surprised they haven't been killed by large dogs yet.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 6139196
United States
11/21/2012 08:59 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
Beware Mad Turkey Disease:

[link to www.wnd.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6139196


wuhfaint

Or else they are Japanese...like Fukushima type Japanese

scream
 Quoting: RememberThis


This one must be Japanese. Glows green at the end.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28105140
United States
11/21/2012 09:03 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
Yay! It's like "Day of the Animals!"
:D
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28105140
United States
11/21/2012 09:05 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
Day of the Animals linky. Because, you know, depletion of the ozone layer makes Earth's critters bat-sh*t-cray-cray!

[link to www.youtube.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1402512
United States
11/21/2012 09:08 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
I don't know whether this is 1* or 5*. It is such hilarious bullshite. I'll give it 5.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 18432713
United States
11/21/2012 09:46 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
Okay, so my buddy at work comes in today and says a turkey tried to mug him today. This is Michigan. Wildly aggressive turkey on the attack. I laughed my ass off, but now I am kind of weirded out by the number of states mentioning crazy turkey attacks.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 27487528
United States
11/21/2012 09:48 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
Wow! Pretty frighting. I hope no one gets hurt.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3228853


this type of person is exactly why the false flag turkey terrorist attack will succeed in stealing more of our rights away
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 25342985
United States
11/21/2012 09:58 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
It's the beginning of the Turkey Tet Offensive... they know what happens tomorrow and are striking first.

 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


I think it is the Turkey Tetrazinni Offensive. Tetrazinni of any kind is offensive, especially turkey.
Coma Patient #7

User ID: 25915113
United States
11/21/2012 10:01 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
Gobble gobble bitch!
Through will of thought we control our emotions and thoughts are often no more difficult to control then we make them to be.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28168503
United States
11/21/2012 10:13 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
Brookline is a mostly upper income town that's almost completely surrounded by the City of Boston. This is occurring in a nice neighborhood very close to narrow strip of parkland in Boston called the Muddy River. It also goes by Fenway park, in fact Fenway Park is only a few miles from the turkey location. This is not a suburban area but heavily urbanized, many big universities and hospitals nearby.

I'm very familiar with the area and in fact geese, ducks and turkeys are common. You see them crossing major streets all the time. And of course they're very aggressive. But anybody living in the area knows perfectly well where the birds are coming from and there's not much to be done about it. This is a case of some yuppies whining and it makes it to the news because of Thanksgiving and it's a cute story.

Bears, coyote and deer are also common in Brookline and Boston. I was driving to work early AM a few weeks ago and almost crashed into a deer that ran in front of my car, it ran into a cemetery. And this isn't a suburban neighborhood, it's urban.
BAD WOLF

User ID: 23496149
United States
11/21/2012 10:16 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...
Does that mean that there was a big comet headed our way?

Sorry reminded me of this game:



Still alittle weird that this is happening especially this close to Thanksgiving.
"The human race. For such an intelligent lot you aren't half susceptible. Give anyone a chance to take control and you submit. Sometimes I think you like it. Easy life." - The Doctor