Neighborhood On Alert As Aggressive Wild Turkeys Attacking Residents, Vehicles...

Food fights back!

Can't the neighborhood get a pardon on thanksgiving day?

Our new turkey overlords are here.

I'm speechless.

I used to have a pet turkey. Even when he was little, he kept the neighbor's Great Dane out of the yard. Heh! Here's another vid...a turkey ran the woman into her car, LOL!





Last Edited by ERE3 on 11/21/2012 11:16 PM

Witches

this is far from social justice.

Social Justice is when they cook your flesh in an oven for 3 hours and then eat you, laughing with the other turkeys as they gnaw on your cooked pectorals

HA! I was half expecting people with missing limbs, head wounds, etc. to come running back into frame.

Hilarious!

Same thing's happening in California. Wild turkeys all over the place. DFG has increased the hunting season to a month and hunters will be allowed to bag two each this year.

Won't make a dent.

"Overthrow this evil tyrant, and we shall be rich and free! Comrades...Revooooolt!" - Old Major the pig, George Orwell's Animal Farm animated movie.

It seems like the animals have begun their revolt!

Animal Farm Animated Movie: [link to www.youtube.com]

Don't you people realize that THIS is one of signs of the Mayan 2012 doomsday.

Think I'm joking? Remember the very first television documentary on the Mayan calendar about 20 years ago where the narrator talked of animals turning on humans and then all technology would turn on humanity. Toasters, lamps, phones, anything electronic would become the death of us.

I was driving down a country road the other day taking my dog to the vet and two of these attack turkeys were roosting right on the side of the road. The "look" they gave me as I passed was malefic, it cut right thru me. I thought of turning around and running the feathery fuckers over, but my dog insisted that we continue on to the vet or else he would bite me in the jewels. When we got back from the vet I found my cat sharpening his nails with 400 grit sandpaper.

I'm skeered.

lol they totally abandoned the bike

lol glad everyone enjoyed this thread!

I had to call my cousin with this story, he's one of the best Turkey callers in Oklahoma, had to let him know that these folks in the story don't need a caller to get up & close with Turkeys

Perhaps a demonstration of an 1187 w/#4 3" um Magnum would straighten out the gaggle...

On a dinner plate UNClE TOM TurKEY

Thanks for posting it

:)

You need slugs to kill these monsters!