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I'm an elite, 35000 mi above earth in my Learjet, on my way to Colorado, DONT ASK ME SHIT!

 
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I'm an elite, 35000 mi above earth in my Learjet, on my way to Colorado, DONT ASK ME SHIT!
Going to a secret conference to figure out what to do with you overpopulous sheeple. Need to get rid of a few billion of ya because you can't keep it in your pants.
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Re: I'm an elite, 35000 mi above earth in my Learjet, on my way to Colorado, DONT ASK ME SHIT!
Your obviously a retard too because the earth's atmosphere is only about 75 miles thick.
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Re: I'm an elite, 35000 mi above earth in my Learjet, on my way to Colorado, DONT ASK ME SHIT!
Dude, you haven't seen my Learjet.
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11/21/2012 09:47 PM
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Re: I'm an elite, 35000 mi above earth in my Learjet, on my way to Colorado, DONT ASK ME SHIT!
Yeah OP is flying way past the moon if a certain other thread from the other night is to be believed.
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Re: I'm an elite, 35000 mi above earth in my Learjet, on my way to Colorado, DONT ASK ME SHIT!
i,m on board with ya pally,way to many useless Dbags runnin around shovin their love around town and makin more unwanted Dbgs.Time to round m all up and turn m inta fertilizer.Cant believe its takin you clowns so long.Git R Done.
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Re: I'm an elite, 35000 mi above earth in my Learjet, on my way to Colorado, DONT ASK ME SHIT!
Your obviously a retard too because the earth's atmosphere is only about 75 miles thick.
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35,000 miles up? Yeah, he's a tard, through and through. The GOOD NEWS is that he's likely dead by now, being that a modern jet cannot survive 35k miles up in the air.

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Re: I'm an elite, 35000 mi above earth in my Learjet, on my way to Colorado, DONT ASK ME SHIT!
What are you drinking on the flight?
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11/21/2012 09:48 PM
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Yeah OP is flying way past the moon if a certain other thread from the other night is to be believed.
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what thread was dat dude?
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Re: I'm an elite, 35000 mi above earth in my Learjet, on my way to Colorado, DONT ASK ME SHIT!
What are you drinking on the flight?
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Why, sipping on bubbly and gnawing on a fine Cuban of course (woman that is! AHHAHAHAH!).
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Re: I'm an elite, 35000 mi above earth in my Learjet, on my way to Colorado, DONT ASK ME SHIT!
Yeah OP is flying way past the moon if a certain other thread from the other night is to be believed.
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what thread was dat dude?
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Apparently the moon is only 30 miles away.

lmao
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Re: I'm an elite, 35000 mi above earth in my Learjet, on my way to Colorado, DONT ASK ME SHIT!
Going to a secret conference to figure out what to do with you overpopulous sheeple. Need to get rid of a few billion of ya because you can't keep it in your pants.
 Quoting: RockaFella 15342561


could ya pick me up on yer way there, i,ve got some great idea,s on how to rid the roasches, and it will give us hours of entertainment, and the best part is ,,,,, wait for it....... they are mostly liberals, allmost all of them, so we could have like , they do in penzoilvania, pigeon shoots, riddin the word of parisites, verman and useless eaters,
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Upside down reta
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Re: I'm an elite, 35000 mi above earth in my Learjet, on my way to Colorado, DONT ASK ME SHIT!
Going to a secret conference to figure out what to do with you overpopulous sheeple. Need to get rid of a few billion of ya because you can't keep it in your pants.
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could ya pick me up on yer way there, i,ve got some great idea,s on how to rid the roasches, and it will give us hours of entertainment, and the best part is ,,,,, wait for it....... they are mostly liberals, allmost all of them, so we could have like , they do in penzoilvania, pigeon shoots, riddin the word of parisites, verman and useless eaters,
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Sorry, you have to be able to spell above a 3rd grade level to ride in my Learjet.
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Re: I'm an elite, 35000 mi above earth in my Learjet, on my way to Colorado, DONT ASK ME SHIT!
Yeah OP is flying way past the moon if a certain other thread from the other night is to be believed.
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what thread was dat dude?
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Apparently the moon is only 30 miles away.

lmao
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oh that 1 , dude was right on with that thread, i,m thinkin more around 50 , giv or take
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Re: I'm an elite, 35000 mi above earth in my Learjet, on my way to Colorado, DONT ASK ME SHIT!
You can't be AN elite ...You can however be AN asshole.

You could even be AN elite asshole ..but you will never be elite.
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11/21/2012 09:56 PM
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Re: I'm an elite, 35000 mi above earth in my Learjet, on my way to Colorado, DONT ASK ME SHIT!
You can't be AN elite ...You can however be AN asshole.

You could even be AN elite asshole ..but you will never be elite.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27704375


You plebeians are all the same. Always conflating snobbery with bad attitudes. Quite the contrary! We are all very pleasant to be around, as long as we don't have to associate with you common trash! mWAHAHAHA

Now let me get back to eating my Cuban!
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Re: I'm an elite, 35000 mi above earth in my Learjet, on my way to Colorado, DONT ASK ME SHIT!
Yeah OP is flying way past the moon if a certain other thread from the other night is to be believed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26920547


what thread was dat dude?
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Apparently the moon is only 30 miles away.

lmao
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oh that 1 , dude was right on with that thread, i,m thinkin more around 50 , giv or take
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Re: I'm an elite, 35000 mi above earth in my Learjet, on my way to Colorado, DONT ASK ME SHIT!
Who said it was earth's moon!!!
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Re: I'm an elite, 35000 mi above earth in my Learjet, on my way to Colorado, DONT ASK ME SHIT!
Going to a secret conference to figure out what to do with you overpopulous sheeple. Need to get rid of a few billion of ya because you can't keep it in your pants.
 Quoting: RockaFella 15342561


could ya pick me up on yer way there, i,ve got some great idea,s on how to rid the roasches, and it will give us hours of entertainment, and the best part is ,,,,, wait for it....... they are mostly liberals, allmost all of them, so we could have like , they do in penzoilvania, pigeon shoots, riddin the word of parisites, verman and useless eaters,
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Sorry, you have to be able to spell above a 3rd grade level to ride in my Learjet.
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accept my sincere apology, for not proof reading my post, roaches was not to have an s in it , but i did spell pennsylvania, penzoilvania for fun, isnt there a nascar deal goin on there?And if your going to be a bitch about my small mistake , maybe its you that needs to be expendable, just for bein overly assholeish?//mmmm,mmm
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Re: I'm an elite, 35000 mi above earth in my Learjet, on my way to Colorado, DONT ASK ME SHIT!
Going to a secret conference to figure out what to do with you overpopulous sheeple. Need to get rid of a few billion of ya because you can't keep it in your pants.
 Quoting: RockaFella 15342561


could ya pick me up on yer way there, i,ve got some great idea,s on how to rid the roasches, and it will give us hours of entertainment, and the best part is ,,,,, wait for it....... they are mostly liberals, allmost all of them, so we could have like , they do in penzoilvania, pigeon shoots, riddin the word of parisites, verman and useless eaters,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12543514


Sorry, you have to be able to spell above a 3rd grade level to ride in my Learjet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15342561


accept my sincere apology, for not proof reading my post, roaches was not to have an s in it , but i did spell pennsylvania, penzoilvania for fun, isnt there a nascar deal goin on there?And if your going to be a bitch about my small mistake , maybe its you that needs to be expendable, just for bein overly assholeish?//mmmm,mmm
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Ahh yes, I can see our plan to ruin the public school system 50 years ago was quite prescient, and very much ahead of it's time. What a beautiful stratagem! Your post is evidence of it's success!

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Re: I'm an elite, 35000 mi above earth in my Learjet, on my way to Colorado, DONT ASK ME SHIT!
I have asked the pilot to descend to 10,000 feet. I just defecated a rather large volume of quite odoriferous waste. I would like to flush the toilet and watch the blue stuff turn to ice and fall on some commoner's clap-board house that they will be indebted for 100 years.
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Oh, by the way, the FEMA camps will be in full operation next week. Enjoy gorging yourselves this weekend commoners!
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I have asked the pilot to descend to 10,000 feet. I just defecated a rather large volume of quite odoriferous waste. I would like to flush the toilet and watch the blue stuff turn to ice and fall on some commoner's clap-board house that they will be indebted for 100 years.
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Hmm, yes, sounds like jolly good fun jimmy. Now would you fetch me my tea dear boy?
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I have asked the pilot to descend to 10,000 feet. I just defecated a rather large volume of quite odoriferous waste. I would like to flush the toilet and watch the blue stuff turn to ice and fall on some commoner's clap-board house that they will be indebted for 100 years.
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Hmm, yes, sounds like jolly good fun jimmy. Now would you fetch me my tea dear boy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22705145


Hah! Do you remember the days back at the old Canterbury lodge, when we took that poor plebe woman. Oh the debauchery! And that tawdry old Wilcox accidentally, well, let's just say he lost control of his bowels!

HO HO HO!
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Re: I'm an elite, 35000 mi above earth in my Learjet, on my way to Colorado, DONT ASK ME SHIT!
Your obviously a retard
 Quoting: Vold3mort

You + are = you're

as in

You are obviously a retard

You're obviously a retard

Understand yet, retard?

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