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BREAKING NEWS!! Alien INVASION!!!

 
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BREAKING NEWS!! Alien INVASION!!!
My Alien Online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua, Have sent me an Email Stating that they are VERY Unhappy that People did not Listen to them and are Making fun of them, so, now, They are getting Star ships Ready to Invade, They will take out the Aliens in Antarctica and the World Governments, Then, After they take over, They will Anal Probe everyone besides the Few people who listened to Hagel and Valugua. The Last Thing Hagel and Valugua Stated, is that the Anal Probes are the Size of a Soccer Ball.

Your ass --> butt


Anal Probe --> alienship


butt

alienship
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My uncle has super powers and will stop them. Nice try.
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OP = tard
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Last Edited by M*walk on 11/21/2012 11:55 PM
Eu não posso viver Eu não posso respirar, a menos que você faça isso comigo
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OP = tard
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bushfing
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OP = tard
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bushfing
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OP you need to check into a methodone clinic. The OXY's are damaging your brain

PLEASE get HELP

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!! Alien INVASION!!!
My Alien Online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua, Have sent me an Email Stating that they are VERY Unhappy that People did not Listen to them and are Making fun of them, so, now, They are getting Star ships Ready to Invade, They will take out the Aliens in Antarctica and the World Governments, Then, After they take over, They will Anal Probe everyone besides the Few people who listened to Hagel and Valugua. The Last Thing Hagel and Valugua Stated, is that the Anal Probes are the Size of a Soccer Ball.

Your ass --> butt


Anal Probe --> alienship


butt

alienship
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Before they make a fatal error, can you ask bagel and beluga if they have heard of Chuck Norris?
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Ah yes...we havin' some fun now!

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11/22/2012 12:06 AM
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How many years are you going to talk about this fake, unproven, and obviously false statements before Earth gets finally sick of you and banish you from it?
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11/22/2012 12:11 AM
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alien
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I AIN'T SCARED OP!!!

NICE TRY................BUT................IT DID NO WORK!!!
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jerkitjerkitjerkit
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This shit againstfustfustfustfustfustfustfustfustfustfustfupropogandapropogandapropogandapropogandapropoganda
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Re: BREAKING NEWS!! Alien INVASION!!!
My Alien Online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua, Have sent me an Email Stating that they are VERY Unhappy that People did not Listen to them and are Making fun of them, so, now, They are getting Star ships Ready to Invade, They will take out the Aliens in Antarctica and the World Governments, Then, After they take over, They will Anal Probe everyone besides the Few people who listened to Hagel and Valugua. The Last Thing Hagel and Valugua Stated, is that the Anal Probes are the Size of a Soccer Ball.

Your ass --> butt


Anal Probe --> alienship


butt

alienship
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28254209


Do aliens use email? .org? .com? .al (as in alien) .vul? .Heg?
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My Alien Online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua, Have sent me an Email Stating that they are VERY Unhappy that People did not Listen to them and are Making fun of them, so, now, They are getting Star ships Ready to Invade, They will take out the Aliens in Antarctica and the World Governments, Then, After they take over, They will Anal Probe everyone besides the Few people who listened to Hagel and Valugua. The Last Thing Hagel and Valugua Stated, is that the Anal Probes are the Size of a Soccer Ball.

Your ass --> butt


Anal Probe --> alienship


butt

alienship
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Do aliens use email? .org? .com? .al (as in alien) .vul? .Heg?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1151390


.vag

as in the OP gets no Vag except from HAgel & Valugua in his sick mind

jerkit
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Brilliant!!!

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oh nooo kill your dogs nowtounge
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Re: BREAKING NEWS!! Alien INVASION!!!
My Alien Online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua, Have sent me an Email Stating that they are VERY Unhappy that People did not Listen to them and are Making fun of them, so, now, They are getting Star ships Ready to Invade, They will take out the Aliens in Antarctica and the World Governments, Then, After they take over, They will Anal Probe everyone besides the Few people who listened to Hagel and Valugua. The Last Thing Hagel and Valugua Stated, is that the Anal Probes are the Size of a Soccer Ball.

Your ass --> butt


Anal Probe --> alienship


butt

alienship
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kim jongjihad
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mork and mindy can kick fagel and vaginas asses all day
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11/22/2012 01:07 AM
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how long, oh lord, how long?
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at least russ ewert pays to spam
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"Bagel and Baluga"...

I've got tears in my eyes...

cruise
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at least russ ewert pays to spam
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that guy is a queer.

bananasex
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nah- he is on the USA side of Niagra
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nah- he is on the USA side of Niagra
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both sides are equally gay, our side is just more asian and doesen't have delapitated buildings, homes, streets & bridges.
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if you want to try your luck he was lookin for a GF not long ago.
doubt he found one- maybe you could "turn" him.
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