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BREAKING NEWS!! Alien INVASION!!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/22/2012 01:22 AM
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man the dilapidation is evident when upi visit china and even, Thailand, Malaysia, Korea.
We are completely colonial yesterday.

Good thing the populations of our countries don't realise how far behind we have fallen.
All those immigrants know, though.
They are not fat lazy and gay.

they already have 2 or 3 calendars they use all the time.
Aliens? Read the Vedas or any other text from over there.
They had em thousnads of years ago and no secret emails either.
Travis Bickle
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11/22/2012 01:24 AM

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WOOH HOOOOOOH!!!!!!

I helped start an Intergalactic WAR!!!!!
cgfy
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
Anonymous Coward
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11/22/2012 01:24 AM
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eh sorry typos- got a neurogenerative disease and 3 drinks into the bottle.
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11/22/2012 01:24 AM
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WOLVERINES!
Anonymous Coward
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11/22/2012 01:25 AM
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i heard it is confined to antarctica- hardly intergalactic
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11/22/2012 01:26 AM
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i hear hagel and valugua are dual canadian/israeli passport holders with forged new zealand citizenship and are wanted pedophiles under arrest warrant from INTERPOL
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11/22/2012 01:30 AM
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i hear hagel and valugua are dual canadian/israeli passport holders with forged new zealand citizenship and are wanted pedophiles under arrest warrant from INTERPOL
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I heard they are soliciting New Jerusalem Calenders & Transexual Prostitution

sideways
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11/22/2012 01:31 AM
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My Alien Online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua, Have sent me an Email Stating that they are VERY Unhappy that People did not Listen to them and are Making fun of them, so, now, They are getting Star ships Ready to Invade, They will take out the Aliens in Antarctica and the World Governments, Then, After they take over, They will Anal Probe everyone besides the Few people who listened to Hagel and Valugua. The Last Thing Hagel and Valugua Stated, is that the Anal Probes are the Size of a Soccer Ball.

Your ass --> butt


Anal Probe --> alienship


butt

alienship
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I can see every fag in america lining up to mock them even more.
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11/22/2012 01:32 AM
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My Alien Online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua, Have sent me an Email Stating that they are VERY Unhappy that People did not Listen to them and are Making fun of them, so, now, They are getting Star ships Ready to Invade, They will take out the Aliens in Antarctica and the World Governments, Then, After they take over, They will Anal Probe everyone besides the Few people who listened to Hagel and Valugua. The Last Thing Hagel and Valugua Stated, is that the Anal Probes are the Size of a Soccer Ball.

Your ass --> butt


Anal Probe --> alienship


butt

alienship
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and i bet you cannot wait for your probe"aye buster?
Anonymous Coward
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11/22/2012 01:34 AM
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My Alien Online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua, Have sent me an Email Stating that they are VERY Unhappy that People did not Listen to them and are Making fun of them, so, now, They are getting Star ships Ready to Invade, They will take out the Aliens in Antarctica and the World Governments, Then, After they take over, They will Anal Probe everyone besides the Few people who listened to Hagel and Valugua. The Last Thing Hagel and Valugua Stated, is that the Anal Probes are the Size of a Soccer Ball.

Your ass --> butt


Anal Probe --> alienship


butt

alienship
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28254209


and i bet you cannot wait for your probe"aye buster?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28008579


anon
butt
danwa

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11/22/2012 01:34 AM
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Ah yeah, yet another ass probing thread. You do understand that the tradition is to stuff the bird and not the turd? It's really quite simple, we are designed for things to enter hole A and exit hole B or C. Now, with rare exceptions, hangovers and Granny's pumpkin nut balls for example, things may actually both enter and exit hole A or any combination of designated exit points. Happy Thanksgiving! Please don't over indulge the stuffing.
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11/22/2012 01:35 AM
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i will be on the lookout for those two on walking st in pattaya where i have to attend a conference in a few weeks.
Anonymous Coward
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11/22/2012 01:36 AM
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"You do understand that the tradition is to stuff the bird and not the turd?"

is this about turducken

we don't have it here
yuk
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11/22/2012 01:39 AM
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in fact this thread is starting to assume an odd New Zealand character
with the stuffing i mean
Anonymous Coward
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11/22/2012 01:40 AM
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This guy should be banned, his posts are pure bull shit and this is like the fifth one in two days.
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11/22/2012 01:46 AM
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oh no, please don't ban him.
I like having some pet trolls.

he is actually beneficial in manifesting the memes and archetypes of the past few decades
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11/22/2012 01:51 AM
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My Alien Online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua, Have sent me an Email Stating that they are VERY Unhappy that People did not Listen to them and are Making fun of them, so, now, They are getting Star ships Ready to Invade, They will take out the Aliens in Antarctica and the World Governments, Then, After they take over, They will Anal Probe everyone besides the Few people who listened to Hagel and Valugua. The Last Thing Hagel and Valugua Stated, is that the Anal Probes are the Size of a Soccer Ball.

Your ass --> butt


Anal Probe --> alienship


butt

alienship
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28254209


yikes, better call xcom then.
Anonymous Coward
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11/22/2012 01:52 AM
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the trick to thwarting anger is introspection and critical thinking.

the owner of this site has an instructive sig line.

why be outraged when someone tries to foist a delusion on one's self?

it is perhaps the biggest industry in our society and highly successful in promulgation of absolute idiocy as literal GOSPEL> that people base their entire cosmic view upon.

OP provides a valuable foil, and illustration.
he is a public servant as well as the mouthpiece for the obviously powerful hagel and valugua who have an entire 1 mile long starship at their disposal.

his voice is as valid as any other voice, and i for one will welcome the opportunity to inscribe " fail " upon his 100% fail posts.

it is not like i have anything else to do

just like him
Earth Daughter

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11/22/2012 02:08 AM

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"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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11/22/2012 02:13 AM
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propoganda
CalmShock

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11/22/2012 02:21 AM
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NASA has already formulated a response to this threat...







(stupid vid, but so is this thread)
Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock

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