LEAKED ANNOUNCEMENT

The rover has been takeN over by Vaulga and Hegel and is being driven around the red planet. They are threatening to throw the rover down to earth if it fails the standard maritian requirement of a moving vehicle - manned or unmanned, aliened or unaliened. Negotiation is underway between a poster from GLP (who has been in contact with Hegel an Vaulga and pass their message to the sheeple here in GLP) and senior official from the red planet. Some observers believe that the fate of curiosity depends on the information it gathered and passed on them to NASA. If the material gathered by curiosity is sensitive and a threat to the red planet, Vaulga and Hegel will be ordered to fly F666666 fighter UFO,s and hoover around GLP Headquarter to announce the official day of CONTACT.