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3 reasons I am god

 
Borian

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11/22/2012 01:33 AM
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Is that you New Age Messiah?

charlie
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Kinda sounds like it, doesn't it?
 Quoting: Borian


This boy prophet isn't bitter enough.

Yet.
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Hah. He's on his way.
King Julian The Boy Prophet (OP)

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11/22/2012 01:34 AM

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i come here knowing no one will believe me, but i still have important things to say even if no one will listen
Borian

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11/22/2012 01:36 AM
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i come here knowing no one will believe me, but i still have important things to say even if no one will listen
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet


I would gladly listen to you. You have sparked my curiousity. Mind if I argue back, or you just wanting someone to listen?
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11/22/2012 01:38 AM
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none of these other messiahs cherish weed like i do
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet


All you "messiahs" say that.

lol

rolleyes
King Julian The Boy Prophet (OP)

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i hardly hear my council of messiahs speak of the good herb, they do not know of it's sacredness, they consider it just another drug I assume
King Julian The Boy Prophet (OP)

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all the riches a man needs grows from the ground, borian. truly all that glitters (fire in the sky) is gold
Borian

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all the riches a man needs grows from the ground, borian. truly all that glitters (fire in the sky) is gold
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet


With you so far.
King Julian The Boy Prophet (OP)

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11/22/2012 01:48 AM

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not much else you need to know, when you let your liver go is when you let yourself go, and you begin dying. basically what jesus was trying to say was that life as you know it is a lie and that work is the coffin
Borian

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11/22/2012 01:53 AM
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not much else you need to know, when you let your liver go is when you let yourself go, and you begin dying. basically what jesus was trying to say was that life as you know it is a lie and that work is the coffin
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet


My liver agrees and appreciates that. Other than that do what you will. God watches and sometimes helps but mostly you are on your own.

You are interesting.
King Julian The Boy Prophet (OP)

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i prayed to god for strength ever since i can remember. My faith was always unshaken. I suppose I'm just doing what any good servant would do, either faking messiah and setting up the temple for his return or being the first to actually follow in christ's footsteps, thus making me him so to speak. it doesn't help my mind that the signs are all there/a dream of orion i once had. cuz believe me, a god complex is not fun
Integrity101

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11/22/2012 02:35 AM

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King...that is just one portion of the puzzle.....yes...you body is your temple....but the threads you have been tossing out there are lower than your ability.....in my opinion. I.hope i am correct.
Integrity101

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Sorry for any misspellings...android...
Anonymous Coward
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11/22/2012 02:40 AM
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And the number one reason why you're not God.

1: You will die someday.

Oh.... And you couldn't even lift a car, like the Hulk. So, you're not even as cool as a comic book hero.
Integrity101

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And the number one reason why you're not God.

1: You will die someday.

Oh.... And you couldn't even lift a car, like the Hulk. So, you're not even as cool as a comic book hero.
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lmao
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11/22/2012 02:51 AM

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4. Expanding the criteria for mental illness.
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Borian

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11/22/2012 11:05 PM
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i prayed to god for strength ever since i can remember. My faith was always unshaken. I suppose I'm just doing what any good servant would do, either faking messiah and setting up the temple for his return or being the first to actually follow in christ's footsteps, thus making me him so to speak. it doesn't help my mind that the signs are all there/a dream of orion i once had. cuz believe me, a god complex is not fun
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet


Nah, the secret is to honestly ask for what you need the most and for forgiveness. You do have to mean it.

What you need the most will likely be opposite of what you were hopoing for but after a few years of beat down, you will finally get it.

Then life gets good.
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11/22/2012 11:08 PM
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Do you really suck a mean dick or is that just a rumor around the forum?
Borian

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11/22/2012 11:12 PM
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Do you really suck a mean dick or is that just a rumor around the forum?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28098900


I hope the ADD thing clears up and they can take the mittens off your hands. Remember, once you quit spouting nonsense they will let you talk to people face to face.
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11/22/2012 11:14 PM
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Do you really suck a mean dick or is that just a rumor around the forum?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28098900


I hope the ADD thing clears up and they can take the mittens off your hands. Remember, once you quit spouting nonsense they will let you talk to people face to face.
 Quoting: Borian
Aw c'mon Borat don't be all butthurt chuckle
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Do you really suck a mean dick or is that just a rumor around the forum?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28098900


I hope the ADD thing clears up and they can take the mittens off your hands. Remember, once you quit spouting nonsense they will let you talk to people face to face.
 Quoting: Borian
Aw c'mon Borat don't be all butthurt chuckle

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