Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 1,988 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 594,938
Pageviews Today: 822,092Threads Today: 194Posts Today: 3,612
09:08 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

Thin Thread

 
New Age Messiah
Offer Upgrade

User ID: 9993365
United States
11/22/2012 01:43 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Thin Thread
Barely made it through the first month on my job, which barely allowed me to stay in my home. sun
"It Took Me A While To Realise, But N.A.M. Is The Greatest Poster On This, Or Any Other Forum."
King Julian The Boy Prophet

User ID: 6590380
United States
11/22/2012 01:45 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Thin Thread
what makes you the new age messiah when the competition is fierce
New Age Messiah (OP)

User ID: 9993365
United States
11/22/2012 01:48 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Thin Thread
what makes you the new age messiah when the competition is fierce
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet


That's a big answer that would require about forty pages.

There is no one even remotely close to me in credentials, so there really is no competition.

This is the website where you can find links to pertinent info... [link to www.newagemessiah.net]
"It Took Me A While To Realise, But N.A.M. Is The Greatest Poster On This, Or Any Other Forum."
King Julian The Boy Prophet

User ID: 6590380
United States
11/22/2012 01:56 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Thin Thread
i argue that I am fairer and more fit to be king of the earth than anyone. if however a greater man arose, i would gladly lay down my life if I had to to the real messiah just to prove my alliance. would you?
New Age Messiah (OP)

User ID: 9993365
United States
11/22/2012 01:58 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Thin Thread
i argue that I am fairer and more fit to be king of the earth than anyone. if however a greater man arose, i would gladly lay down my life if I had to to the real messiah just to prove my alliance. would you?
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet


I am absolutely certain I'm the New Age messiah, so hypotheticals are stupid for me to consider. I laid down my life already, for truth, I sacrificed myself, and my sacrifice was accepted.

thankgoddess
"It Took Me A While To Realise, But N.A.M. Is The Greatest Poster On This, Or Any Other Forum."
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 24545480
United States
11/22/2012 01:59 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Thin Thread
Did you get that job at Pizza Hut?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1408355
Australia
11/22/2012 02:02 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Thin Thread
I am the new age Messiah.

WTF You all nuts? Retards unite.

I will be there when the time comes and it ISN'T right now.

Soon.........but not yet.
New Age Messiah (OP)

User ID: 9993365
United States
11/22/2012 02:03 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Thin Thread
Did you get that job at Pizza Hut?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24545480


Nope, got a job in a call center. I'm through 6 weeks, though, was thinking it was a month. They're trying to program me to "operate" in a certain way, and I have a hard time altering how I am to "please" the boss. sun
"It Took Me A While To Realise, But N.A.M. Is The Greatest Poster On This, Or Any Other Forum."
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28219050
United States
11/22/2012 02:06 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Thin Thread
This should be good...

popcorn

King Julian The Boy Prophet

User ID: 6590380
United States
11/22/2012 02:12 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Thin Thread
so in other words you have no plan or argument. somehow the real messiah wouldn't subscribe to glp
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 24545480
United States
11/22/2012 02:14 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Thin Thread
Why did you get a job? What happened to your business?
New Age Messiah (OP)

User ID: 9993365
United States
11/22/2012 02:14 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Thin Thread
so in other words you have no plan or argument. somehow the real messiah wouldn't subscribe to glp
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet


The Goddess has a plan, She told me. I'm sort of flying blind on autopilot, due to being tortured and psycho-crippled.

People ignore the signs miracles and wonders, otherwise I would already be world famous a long time ago, my story would be a movie, etc.

4messiah
"It Took Me A While To Realise, But N.A.M. Is The Greatest Poster On This, Or Any Other Forum."
King Julian The Boy Prophet

User ID: 6590380
United States
11/22/2012 02:17 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Thin Thread
why did your last incarnation not speak of a goddess but a god
New Age Messiah (OP)

User ID: 9993365
United States
11/22/2012 02:17 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Thin Thread
Why did you get a job? What happened to your business?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24545480

I got a job because I had no money and rent was past due.

I spend $2 for every $1 I get back on LYHITM. I can't produce much product, close to zero capital, plus I'm hindered due to being tortured.

And so far no one has been smart enough to invest in the religion business. sun

Last Edited by New Age Messiah on 11/22/2012 02:18 AM
"It Took Me A While To Realise, But N.A.M. Is The Greatest Poster On This, Or Any Other Forum."
New Age Messiah (OP)

User ID: 9993365
United States
11/22/2012 02:21 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Thin Thread
why did your last incarnation not speak of a goddess but a god
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet

If you're referring to Jesus, that's a stupid made up story. He was a typical religious zealot who got crucified for instigating insurrection. They made the happy horseshit up after everyone was dead. Paul never mentions a single thing Jesus did or said, because he never did or said anything worth mentioning. The whole bullshit was that he was the messiah, which was a completely vague concept, and no one agreed on what the messiah actually was. They still don't agree on a single fucking thing in the bible. That is because it is so fucking stupid and makes no sense.
"It Took Me A While To Realise, But N.A.M. Is The Greatest Poster On This, Or Any Other Forum."
King Julian The Boy Prophet

User ID: 6590380
United States
11/22/2012 02:25 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Thin Thread
and you are wiser than christ?
New Age Messiah (OP)

User ID: 9993365
United States
11/22/2012 02:30 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Thin Thread
and you are wiser than christ?
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet


Jesus was an asshole, just ask the five virgins who forgot their oil. lmao

The words attributed to Jesus were already being said before he lived. Do I have to repeat myself??? It's a stupid made up story.
"It Took Me A While To Realise, But N.A.M. Is The Greatest Poster On This, Or Any Other Forum."
Related Threads

News