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what makes you the new age messiah when the competition is fierce

That's a big answer that would require about forty pages.

There is no one even remotely close to me in credentials, so there really is no competition.

This is the website where you can find links to pertinent info... [link to www.newagemessiah.net]

i argue that I am fairer and more fit to be king of the earth than anyone. if however a greater man arose, i would gladly lay down my life if I had to to the real messiah just to prove my alliance. would you?

I am absolutely certain I'm the New Age messiah, so hypotheticals are stupid for me to consider. I laid down my life already, for truth, I sacrificed myself, and my sacrifice was accepted.

Did you get that job at Pizza Hut?

I am the new age Messiah.

WTF You all nuts? Retards unite.

I will be there when the time comes and it ISN'T right now.

Soon.........but not yet.

Nope, got a job in a call center. I'm through 6 weeks, though, was thinking it was a month. They're trying to program me to "operate" in a certain way, and I have a hard time altering how I am to "please" the boss.

This should be good...

so in other words you have no plan or argument. somehow the real messiah wouldn't subscribe to glp

Why did you get a job? What happened to your business?

The Goddess has a plan, She told me. I'm sort of flying blind on autopilot, due to being tortured and psycho-crippled.

People ignore the signs miracles and wonders, otherwise I would already be world famous a long time ago, my story would be a movie, etc.

why did your last incarnation not speak of a goddess but a god

I got a job because I had no money and rent was past due.

I spend $2 for every $1 I get back on LYHITM. I can't produce much product, close to zero capital, plus I'm hindered due to being tortured.

And so far no one has been smart enough to invest in the religion business.

Last Edited by New Age Messiah on 11/22/2012 02:18 AM

If you're referring to Jesus, that's a stupid made up story. He was a typical religious zealot who got crucified for instigating insurrection. They made the happy horseshit up after everyone was dead. Paul never mentions a single thing Jesus did or said, because he never did or said anything worth mentioning. The whole bullshit was that he was the messiah, which was a completely vague concept, and no one agreed on what the messiah actually was. They still don't agree on a single fucking thing in the bible. That is because it is so fucking stupid and makes no sense.

and you are wiser than christ?

Jesus was an asshole, just ask the five virgins who forgot their oil.

The words attributed to Jesus were already being said before he lived. Do I have to repeat myself??? It's a stupid made up story.