I'd hit it.

I've always been sexually attracted to Madonna and when I saw a paparazzo photo of her coming out of a sex shop with her now ex-husband and a strap-on dildo in the bag, I've been fantasizing of getting pegged by Maddy. I would give her head all night long until my tongue goes numb.

Same thing about Hillary. She was attractive in the 80s and 90s, but now that she's matured she's a major turn-on. Her rumored bisexuality and alleged membership in a elite power clique that runs MK-ULTRA'd sex-slaves (see Cathy O'Brien) only serve to increase my fetishistic sexual attraction to her. I'd love to be her personal sex slave.

I guess wealthy, powerful and dominant women are my fetish. Too bad my wife is only one out of three, but at least she likes the domination role-play in the bed.