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Black magic to get my sister in law in bed

 
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Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
I've had this thing for my sister in law for years and am considering a satanic ritual to get her in bed.

Any suggestions on what ritual or dark discipline to try out?
JimBomB

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y21
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11/22/2012 02:03 AM
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
Try a little green magic instead.
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11/22/2012 02:05 AM
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
How about a little divorce magic and homewrecker magic,

Selfish prick.
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Troll, much?
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
Try a little green magic instead.
 Quoting: danwa


????money

smoke????
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11/22/2012 02:06 AM
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Why not just go the full hog, and ask your wife to join in and have a 3-way..?
Propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach...
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
How about a little divorce magic and homewrecker magic,

Selfish prick.
 Quoting: AFGW 21140569


So spiteful.

Morality is purely culturally created, so I needn'tconcern myself with fictions. And what people don't know doesn't hurt them.
danwa

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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
Try a little green magic instead.
 Quoting: danwa


????money

smoke????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27874496


Yes.
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
1. Sell soul
2. Purchase GHB
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!!
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
Why not just go the full hog, and ask your wife to join in and have a 3-way..?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


My wife wouldn't go for that. But her cousin might.
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Masturbate on a Ritz cracker in the shade of a cottonwood tree on the night of the next new moon then eat it. Then tell you're sister in law what you did. She'll instantly fall under your spell.
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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Masturbate on a Ritz cracker in the shade of a cottonwood tree on the night of the next new moon then eat it. Then tell you're sister in law what you did. She'll instantly fall under your spell.
 Quoting: Travis Bickle


I'm hoping you mean eat the tree.
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Masturbate on a Ritz cracker in the shade of a cottonwood tree on the night of the next new moon then eat it. Then tell you're sister in law what you did. She'll instantly fall under your spell.
 Quoting: Travis Bickle


Damn!

You beat me to it!

Yes. This is the ritual.

Results Guaranteed!
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chloroform
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It may well have been coincidence, but I once did a ritual from Anton Levey's book. I wanted my wife's cousin. About a year she came to me wanting it out of the clear blue.
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11/22/2012 02:16 AM
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
If she's under 12, maybe....read some Disney books to her and give her some warm milk.
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Masturbate on a Ritz cracker in the shade of a cottonwood tree on the night of the next new moon then eat it. Then tell you're sister in law what you did. She'll instantly fall under your spell.
 Quoting: Travis Bickle


cruise
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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11/22/2012 02:19 AM
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
its simple

create a situation where you will need to buy a gift for your spouse. have the object of your affection help you on your shopping trip..if there is chemistry there then fuck her. if not...go fuck yourself
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
If she's under 12, maybe....read some Disney books to her and give her some warm milk.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21931562


I'm not a pervert. I just want my wifes sister. She's an adult.

Most married men want to nail their sister in law unless she's ugly. Admit it.

It so happens my sister in law is way hotter than my wife.
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
its simple

create a situation where you will need to buy a gift for your spouse. have the object of your affection help you on your shopping trip..if there is chemistry there then fuck her. if not...go fuck yourself
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2333643


Crafty. Devious. Deceitful.

I like it.
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
Masturbate on a Ritz cracker in the shade of a cottonwood tree on the night of the next new moon then eat it. Then tell you're sister in law what you did. She'll instantly fall under your spell.
 Quoting: Travis Bickle


Damn!

You beat me to it!

Yes. This is the ritual.

Results Guaranteed!
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


I just checked my "Black Magic Spells for Dummies" book and, yup, sure enough, it's on page 237.
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
Masturbate on a Ritz cracker in the shade of a cottonwood tree on the night of the next new moon then eat it. Then tell you're sister in law what you did. She'll instantly fall under your spell.
 Quoting: Travis Bickle


Damn!

You beat me to it!

Yes. This is the ritual.

Results Guaranteed!
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


I just checked my "Black Magic Spells for Dummies" book and, yup, sure enough, it's on page 237.
 Quoting: AWFEKKIT


Don't I need some candles or something? A chant maybe?
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
I've had this thing for my sister in law for years and am considering a satanic ritual to get her in bed.

Any suggestions on what ritual or dark discipline to try out?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27874496


Ya, it's the one where you climb a very tall mountain and jump off.

Magic is for losers and desperate freaks. If you need a spell (which wont work) than you're an idiot and you should be happy to have a wife in the first place.
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11/22/2012 02:31 AM
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
put her name and what you want from her in a glass bottle with sugar...

shake the bottle gently every day and say

sweet sweet thoughts of me you will think constantly...

over and over.

she will want you within a week
AWFEKKIT

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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
Masturbate on a Ritz cracker in the shade of a cottonwood tree on the night of the next new moon then eat it. Then tell you're sister in law what you did. She'll instantly fall under your spell.
 Quoting: Travis Bickle


Damn!

You beat me to it!

Yes. This is the ritual.

Results Guaranteed!
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


I just checked my "Black Magic Spells for Dummies" book and, yup, sure enough, it's on page 237.
 Quoting: AWFEKKIT


Don't I need some candles or something? A chant maybe?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27874496


Take a peek to the left.

Do I look like a reference librarian?
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
Masturbate on a Ritz cracker in the shade of a cottonwood tree on the night of the next new moon then eat it. Then tell you're sister in law what you did. She'll instantly fall under your spell.
 Quoting: Travis Bickle


Damn!

You beat me to it!

Yes. This is the ritual.

Results Guaranteed!
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


I just checked my "Black Magic Spells for Dummies" book and, yup, sure enough, it's on page 237.
 Quoting: AWFEKKIT


Don't I need some candles or something? A chant maybe?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27874496


just whatever you do dont break the cracker!
it will reverse the spell & your wifes brother will come fuck you in your ass for a week
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
Masturbate on a Ritz cracker in the shade of a cottonwood tree on the night of the next new moon then eat it. Then tell you're sister in law what you did. She'll instantly fall under your spell.
 Quoting: Travis Bickle


Ive tried this and it worked for me. Best of luck to you op
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11/22/2012 02:38 AM
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I don't know what's funnier, the superstitious idiot OP, or the fact he's asking for black magic tips to help him commit incest.

You are one saaaaaad little bastard.

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