Black magic to get my sister in law in bed | |
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Travis Bickle Vigilantes need love too.... User ID: 28223432 United States 11/22/2012 02:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Masturbate on a Ritz cracker in the shade of a cottonwood tree on the night of the next new moon then eat it. Then tell you're sister in law what you did. She'll instantly fall under your spell. One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets. |
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Dr. Acula Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 275112 United States 11/22/2012 02:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Masturbate on a Ritz cracker in the shade of a cottonwood tree on the night of the next new moon then eat it. Then tell you're sister in law what you did. She'll instantly fall under your spell. Quoting: Travis Bickle Damn! You beat me to it! Yes. This is the ritual. Results Guaranteed! _______________________ |
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Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States 11/22/2012 02:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Masturbate on a Ritz cracker in the shade of a cottonwood tree on the night of the next new moon then eat it. Then tell you're sister in law what you did. She'll instantly fall under your spell. Quoting: Travis Bickle And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 27874496 United States 11/22/2012 02:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If she's under 12, maybe....read some Disney books to her and give her some warm milk. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21931562 I'm not a pervert. I just want my wifes sister. She's an adult. Most married men want to nail their sister in law unless she's ugly. Admit it. It so happens my sister in law is way hotter than my wife. |
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AWFEKKIT User ID: 28253582 Egypt 11/22/2012 02:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Masturbate on a Ritz cracker in the shade of a cottonwood tree on the night of the next new moon then eat it. Then tell you're sister in law what you did. She'll instantly fall under your spell. Quoting: Travis Bickle Damn! You beat me to it! Yes. This is the ritual. Results Guaranteed! I just checked my "Black Magic Spells for Dummies" book and, yup, sure enough, it's on page 237. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 27874496 United States 11/22/2012 02:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Masturbate on a Ritz cracker in the shade of a cottonwood tree on the night of the next new moon then eat it. Then tell you're sister in law what you did. She'll instantly fall under your spell. Quoting: Travis Bickle Damn! You beat me to it! Yes. This is the ritual. Results Guaranteed! I just checked my "Black Magic Spells for Dummies" book and, yup, sure enough, it's on page 237. Don't I need some candles or something? A chant maybe? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27467395 United States 11/22/2012 02:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've had this thing for my sister in law for years and am considering a satanic ritual to get her in bed. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27874496 Any suggestions on what ritual or dark discipline to try out? Ya, it's the one where you climb a very tall mountain and jump off. Magic is for losers and desperate freaks. If you need a spell (which wont work) than you're an idiot and you should be happy to have a wife in the first place. |
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AWFEKKIT User ID: 28253582 Egypt 11/22/2012 02:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Masturbate on a Ritz cracker in the shade of a cottonwood tree on the night of the next new moon then eat it. Then tell you're sister in law what you did. She'll instantly fall under your spell. Quoting: Travis Bickle Damn! You beat me to it! Yes. This is the ritual. Results Guaranteed! I just checked my "Black Magic Spells for Dummies" book and, yup, sure enough, it's on page 237. Don't I need some candles or something? A chant maybe? Take a peek to the left. Do I look like a reference librarian? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 23121536 Canada 11/22/2012 02:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Masturbate on a Ritz cracker in the shade of a cottonwood tree on the night of the next new moon then eat it. Then tell you're sister in law what you did. She'll instantly fall under your spell. Quoting: Travis Bickle Damn! You beat me to it! Yes. This is the ritual. Results Guaranteed! I just checked my "Black Magic Spells for Dummies" book and, yup, sure enough, it's on page 237. Don't I need some candles or something? A chant maybe? just whatever you do dont break the cracker! it will reverse the spell & your wifes brother will come fuck you in your ass for a week |
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