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Stefan Parlow User ID: 1068734 Austria 11/22/2012 05:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am a mystic. My homepage is also in English [link to christus-spricht.com (secure)] download book: about April 28, it will be available via my homepage. A little bit later also via online-bookstores a softcover. More than 1000 visions,channelings and mystical experiences given by JESUS CHRIST! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1251597 India 11/22/2012 05:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | From your point of view you are right. However, you are spiritually not far enough developed. That´s why you believe this. As an advice for you: do not gerneralize and judge. This would be at least a little step in the right direction on your long spiritual path. Quoting: Stefan Parlow Are you channeling aliens ? Are their names hagel and valgua ? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 28266567 Puerto Rico 11/22/2012 06:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | One curious note : Aliens took this man , anal proved him the worst part of the ordeal .... they use the same prove unwashed to prove his mouth ... his aftertaste of shitty mouth lasted for a month ... If it was immaginary it goes away fast .... If real last & last & last ! like trident gum ... Anal prove Finger licking GOOD! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 28200260 Germany 11/22/2012 06:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As it has been proved beyond doubt that all people claiming to have contact with aliens or channel aliens, are either scammer or delusional, let us come up with some good jokes. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1251597 As long 50% of the human being do not agree to be probed by us, we can not disclose ourselves. you are simply ignorant and narrow minded, thread end. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28265810 United Kingdom 11/22/2012 06:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | From your point of view you are right. However, you are spiritually not far enough developed. That´s why you believe this. As an advice for you: do not gerneralize and judge. This would be at least a little step in the right direction on your long spiritual path. Quoting: Stefan Parlow These people were "spiritually developed"? I'd just call them stupid and gullible. "The prophecy came from Dorothy Martin (1900–1992), a Chicago housewife who experimented with automatic writing. She had previously been involved with L. Ron Hubbard's Dianetics movement, and her cult incorporated ideas from what was to become Scientology. The group of believers, headed by Keech, had taken strong behavioral steps to indicate their degree of commitment to the belief. They had left jobs, college, and spouses, and had given away money and possessions to prepare for their departure on a flying saucer which was to rescue the group of true believers. She claimed to have received a message from a fictional planet named Clarion. These messages revealed that the world would end in a great flood before dawn on December 21, 1954. After the failure of the prediction, she left Chicago after being threatened with arrest and psychiatric commitment. She later founded the Association of Sananda and Samat Kumara. Under the name Sister Thedra, she continued to practice channeling and to participate in contactee groups until her death in 1992. The Association is active to this day." [link to en.wikipedia.org] |
Stefan Parlow User ID: 1068734 Austria 11/22/2012 07:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | From your point of view you are right. However, you are spiritually not far enough developed. That´s why you believe this. As an advice for you: do not gerneralize and judge. This would be at least a little step in the right direction on your long spiritual path. Quoting: Stefan Parlow Are you channeling aliens ? Are their names hagel and valgua ? No. I channel Jesus Christ since more than 15 years. Only because Hagel and Valuga are fakes it does not mean that all channelings are fakes. Use your heart to feel the messages. Then you will know what is true or false. I am a mystic. My homepage is also in English [link to christus-spricht.com (secure)] download book: about April 28, it will be available via my homepage. A little bit later also via online-bookstores a softcover. More than 1000 visions,channelings and mystical experiences given by JESUS CHRIST! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 28111438 United States 11/23/2012 12:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hagel and Valgua walk into a bar and sit down on either side of a biker. Then they push their fingers into the biker's shoulders and say: "bloop, bloop, bloop"! The biker looks at them and says," If you do that again I will cut your heads off with this knife!" Hagel and Valgua push his shoulders again and say "bloop, bloop, bloop"! In anger the biker cuts off their heads and immediately another one grows back. Then Hagel and Valgua push their fingers into the biker's shoulders again and say: "bloop, bloop, bloop"! The biker warns them, "if you do that again I will cut off your *privates*"! Hagel and Valgua do it again so in his anger the biker pulls down Hagel and Valgua's pants and is shocked to see they have no *privates*!! In his astonishment he asks,"How the hell do you have sex?" Hagel and Valgua push their fingers into the biker's shoulders and say," bloop, bloop, bloop!" |