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Jesus was born years earlier than thought, claims Pope

 
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Did you make that? It is very good.
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no i didn't i found it, It's hilarious & probably true

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In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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6 BC******** Bethlehem, Judea. Angel of the Lord appears to Joseph in dream and tells him Mary will give
birth to Jesus. Matthew 2
5 BC******** Herod sends wisemen to search out where Jesus will be born. Wise men meet Joseph and Mary and give them gold, frankincense, and myrrh. Wise men return to their own countries without briefing Herod.
5 BC******* Angel of the Lord tells Joseph to take Mary and go to Egypt. Herod kills 2 year and under children.
4 BC******* Herod dies. Herod Archelaus takes over. Angel of the Lord tells Joseph to take Mary and go into land of Israel. Joseph goes to Nazareth, Galilee

0/0/1 Alpha Day

5 AD Jun 1*** John the Baptist Conception Luke 1
5 AD Dec 1*** Jesus Conception Day Luke 1
6 AD Mar 1*** John the Baptist birth
6 AD ********* Caesar Augustus calls for census tax Luke 2. Joseph and Mary go to Bethlehem, Judea
6 AD Sept 1*** Jesus birth in a manger
14 AD********* Tiberius becomes Caesar
25 AD********* Pilate and Caiaphas appointed to office
29 AD********* Ministry of John the Baptist begins calling for repentance
33 AD********* Jesus baptized. Calls for people to love one another and God and know the truth.
34 AD********* John the Baptist put in prison and beheaded by Herod Antipas
35 AD********* 12 Apostles: Peter, Andrew, James, John, Philip, Bartholomew, Matthew, Thomas, James, Simon, Thaddeus, Judas Iscariot (replaced by Matthias)
36 AD ******** Jesus crucified in Jerusalem
36 AD ******** Pentecost. Peter and about 120 others begin the new Temple which is the Church of God and Jesus Christ the Messiah 483 years (69x7) from 447BC.
36 AD********** Stephen’s Martyrdom
36 AD*********** Pilate dethroned, Caiaphas deposed
39 AD*********** Jewish priest Saul (Paul) filled with the Holy Ghost in middle of 70 week of Daniel prophecy. Stops persecuting Christians. Understands love fulfills the law.
43 AD *********** Daniel 490th year of (70 week) prophecy.
43 AD – 100 AD** The influence of Jesus causes the books of the New Testament to be written.



Today Fri Nov 9/8/2012 AD
John 4:24
God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.
Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God
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6 BC******** Bethlehem, Judea. Angel of the Lord appears to Joseph in dream and tells him Mary will give
birth to Jesus. Matthew 2
5 BC******** Herod sends wisemen to search out where Jesus will be born. Wise men meet Joseph and Mary and give them gold, frankincense, and myrrh. Wise men return to their own countries without briefing Herod.
5 BC******* Angel of the Lord tells Joseph to take Mary and go to Egypt. Herod kills 2 year and under children.
4 BC******* Herod dies. Herod Archelaus takes over. Angel of the Lord tells Joseph to take Mary and go into land of Israel. Joseph goes to Nazareth, Galilee

0/0/1 Alpha Day

5 AD Jun 1*** John the Baptist Conception Luke 1
5 AD Dec 1*** Jesus Conception Day Luke 1
6 AD Mar 1*** John the Baptist birth
6 AD ********* Caesar Augustus calls for census tax Luke 2. Joseph and Mary go to Bethlehem, Judea
6 AD Sept 1*** Jesus birth in a manger
14 AD********* Tiberius becomes Caesar
25 AD********* Pilate and Caiaphas appointed to office
29 AD********* Ministry of John the Baptist begins calling for repentance
33 AD********* Jesus baptized. Calls for people to love one another and God and know the truth.
34 AD********* John the Baptist put in prison and beheaded by Herod Antipas
35 AD********* 12 Apostles: Peter, Andrew, James, John, Philip, Bartholomew, Matthew, Thomas, James, Simon, Thaddeus, Judas Iscariot (replaced by Matthias)
36 AD ******** Jesus crucified in Jerusalem
36 AD ******** Pentecost. Peter and about 120 others begin the new Temple which is the Church of God and Jesus Christ the Messiah 483 years (69x7) from 447BC.
36 AD********** Stephen’s Martyrdom
36 AD*********** Pilate dethroned, Caiaphas deposed
39 AD*********** Jewish priest Saul (Paul) filled with the Holy Ghost in middle of 70 week of Daniel prophecy. Stops persecuting Christians. Understands love fulfills the law.
43 AD *********** Daniel 490th year of (70 week) prophecy.
43 AD – 100 AD** The influence of Jesus causes the books of the New Testament to be written.



Today Fri Nov 9/8/2012 AD
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


russell5
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
Old MacDonald

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Hey Russ did you survive Jonestown or something? Waco? Is this why your weird and dysfunctional?

russell2
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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11/23/2012 05:23 PM
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Breaking news. Jesus isn't real so arguing about when he was born is stupid.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1190661


Which Popes were infallible, the Pope now or the Popes that agreed with the later birth date? :-)
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none of them ever. Not one is a vicar of christ.
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Enormous Confusion ... for me, sorry.
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11/24/2012 09:09 AM
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So does this mean it really isn't 2012 ? Nothing to worry about on 12/21 than.
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12/03/2012 04:39 AM
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So does this mean it really isn't 2012 ? Nothing to worry about on 12/21 than.
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This is a very reasonable question. If the calendar is out because of an error then we aren't in 2012 yet.

OMG! Does anyone want to buy an overused aluminium hat?

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The use of the word Apocalypse by most Christians.

Apocalypse doesn't mean end times and yet most Christians believe it is because their unknowing preachers wrongly think it does.

Just to save time here is the truth about the word Apocalypse.

Apocalypse comes from the Greek apokálypsis which means "lifting the veil" OR Revelation.

About 400 or so years back people studied apokálypsis eschaton. Eschaton means "End of an era, a time, a period etc.

So through bad teaching and poor understanding the word eschaton was dropped and suddenly we were left with Apocalypse wrongly defined as "The End Times"

If preachers get such an important word as Apocalypse wrong, what else are they getting wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1190661


This is quite intentional. By and large, churches feed off of lost and broken people. Oftentimes, this does lead to good. For example, churches are some of the largest sources of charity in the world (I'm sure there are people that will debate that claim just as I'm sure there is a lot of truth to the arguments against it). That's a small aside leading to a greater point. The Church, throughout the past few millenia (if not since the inception of religion itself), feeds its adherents whatever they have to in order to keep them in line and remaining productive members of society.

Now, I'm going to make a bit of a jump. One of the most effective forms of keeping people in line is through the shock and awe method of control. Early on, the church scared people into a state of shock with stories/threats of Hell. This put people into a state of dysphoria. In that state, people will grasp onto and do whatever they need to do to be free of that state. Conveniently, the Church provided a nice escape: Heaven, for a small nominal fee, or tithe. They created a mental disease and sold the cure to bolster their ranks. This is quite similar to the practice of modern day churches using the Apocalypse as a literal end of the world theory. Scare 'em, give 'em hope and you've got a loyal soldier.

Hopefully that made sense.

Last Edited by Mr. Deadite on 12/03/2012 05:19 AM

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