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White House Official Confirms Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth Impact On December 21, 2012

 
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White House Official Confirms Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth Impact On December 21, 2012
ok, i seeing as how it is getting very close to the mayan doomsday did a google search and this just popped up, never seen this before and i have had many google searches on this date, so what do you all think about this? is it true or false? all comments welcome.





WASHINGTON, D.C.- A source within the White House has confirmed to Inothernewz.com that an asteroid the size of Texas is headed straight for Earth with a projected impact date of December 21, 2012. The source insists the data has been confirmed by numerous government agencies and is currently being kept a secret from the American public in order to avert chaos and rioting.

“No one outside of the President’s inner circle knows about this but I believe the American public and the rest of the world have a right to know,” said the source, who spoke to Inothernewz.com on the condition that his or her identity would remain a secret. “The end of days is near and there’s nothing we can do about it. It’s going to wipe out the entire world.”

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Satire.
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Hahahahaha!

"The source said the White House has dubbed the asteroid as “Armageddon 122112″ and have been watching the 1998 Bruce Willis movie over and over again to gain clues as to how to stop the monster from killing everyone on the planet."

If that's their best source for scientific and technological information, we're truly screwed...
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OP YOU AND I HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON! WE LOVE DOOM! HAHAHA :D
It is better to let the world go out of control so they can see their own fate just as I did 20 years ago
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Hahahahaha!

"The source said the White House has dubbed the asteroid as “Armageddon 122112″ and have been watching the 1998 Bruce Willis movie over and over again to gain clues as to how to stop the monster from killing everyone on the planet."

If that's their best source for scientific and technological information, we're truly screwed...
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yeah lol, but you know what i clicked on the home page and seen the news of the shell gas station giving gas for 0.99 cents a gallon on black friday. if that is true then maybe this is true also?hiding
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OP YOU AND I HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON! WE LOVE DOOM! HAHAHA :D
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heck yeah...

hey someone check on this and on that shell give away, if its true then this hushed up about this asteroid might be true also. if so, better celebrate christmas early
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HA Doom on thanskgiving day exactly what you dont need, IT don't get any better then that lmao lol
It is better to let the world go out of control so they can see their own fate just as I did 20 years ago
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why shake your head?

you trying to so oh brother or not again or something lol..

hey, i seen it and so i posted it, and if the shell giving gas at 0.99 cents a gallon is true then why say this about the asteroid not truth. we all know the goverment lies and the people to be lie..?
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Hahahahaha!

"The source said the White House has dubbed the asteroid as “Armageddon 122112″ and have been watching the 1998 Bruce Willis movie over and over again to gain clues as to how to stop the monster from killing everyone on the planet."

If that's their best source for scientific and technological information, we're truly screwed...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28128834


yeah lol, but you know what i clicked on the home page and seen the news of the shell gas station giving gas for 0.99 cents a gallon on black friday. if that is true then maybe this is true also?hiding
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Or they are bothbsflag
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It's almost rediculously impossible--if there was an asterioid the size of Texas due here on December 21 2012, it would be seen by many astronomers by now-

.......thats only 30 days from my post! No powers could contain this observation, so I am confident it is not going to happen.

There have been some science reports on an asteroid passing 2.5 million miles from earth- but that is 10 time farthur away than the moon.

:-) ..........we can have a Merry Christmas, so it seems!!
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i heard it about it a few weeks ago.

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The White House confirming something leads to the rebuttable presumption that a thing is false now, not true.
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Re: White House Official Confirms Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth Impact On December 21, 2012
ok, i seeing as how it is getting very close to the mayan doomsday did a google search and this just popped up, never seen this before and i have had many google searches on this date, so what do you all think about this? is it true or false? all comments welcome.





WASHINGTON, D.C.- A source within the White House has confirmed to Inothernewz.com that an asteroid the size of Texas is headed straight for Earth with a projected impact date of December 21, 2012. The source insists the data has been confirmed by numerous government agencies and is currently being kept a secret from the American public in order to avert chaos and rioting.

“No one outside of the President’s inner circle knows about this but I believe the American public and the rest of the world have a right to know,” said the source, who spoke to Inothernewz.com on the condition that his or her identity would remain a secret. “The end of days is near and there’s nothing we can do about it. It’s going to wipe out the entire world.”

[link to inothernewz.com]
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If there is nothing we can do about it, why are they so interested in not telling it to anyone?

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Hahahahaha!

"The source said the White House has dubbed the asteroid as “Armageddon 122112″ and have been watching the 1998 Bruce Willis movie over and over again to gain clues as to how to stop the monster from killing everyone on the planet."

If that's their best source for scientific and technological information, we're truly screwed...
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ok, i seeing as how it is getting very close to the mayan doomsday did a google search and this just popped up, never seen this before and i have had many google searches on this date, so what do you all think about this? is it true or false? all comments welcome.

Depends on where it strikes the earth..land or sea.



WASHINGTON, D.C.- A source within the White House has confirmed to Inothernewz.com that an asteroid the size of Texas is headed straight for Earth with a projected impact date of December 21, 2012. The source insists the data has been confirmed by numerous government agencies and is currently being kept a secret from the American public in order to avert chaos and rioting.

“No one outside of the President’s inner circle knows about this but I believe the American public and the rest of the world have a right to know,” said the source, who spoke to Inothernewz.com on the condition that his or her identity would remain a secret. “The end of days is near and there’s nothing we can do about it. It’s going to wipe out the entire world.”

[link to inothernewz.com]
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If you click on the link and look just under "In Other Newz" you will see "Excellence in Pseudo-Journalism". Pseudo is pretend, simulated, artificial, bogus, imitation.

It might be a great site to bookmark for some fun on April Fool's Day. hf
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Why would you make such shit up? You're getting my hopes up for nothing!
inothernewz? Really? C'mon...
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Why would you make such shit up? You're getting my hopes up for nothing!
inothernewz? Really? C'mon...
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HEY, i did not make it up. i googled doomsday 2012, seen it, clicked on it, read it, thought it was interesting, and posted a link on here back to it. its your choice to believe it or not. not saying i believe in an asteroid hitting us, as one has hit us a long time ago an i am sure one will again. an as to gas being 99 cents a gallon, it has happened in my town a while back. one of our gas stations had it at 50 cents a gallon and he sold all his gas in 4 hours. that did happen, so i believe that shell might just do this.
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Naah it will not be so bad all we will get is a hail storm of burning hail.

It lands pings pangs and slams down like rain and set the place ablaze.

Do not know how broad the area will be that it covers but it will cause damage.

Sometime in our life time it is due to happen...

So run into the flaming whirlwind of fire and catch a ride in it to the other side.
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The source said the White House has dubbed the asteroid as “Armageddon 122112″ and have been watching the 1998 Bruce Willis movie over and over again to gain clues as to how to stop the monster from killing everyone on the planet.

“The President’s advisors are contemplating reaching out to Bruce and his team of drillers in order to save the planet,” said the source. “They did a fantastic job back in 1998 on the movie so why not in real life? They have the experience and the director, Michael Bay, would be leading this project with the President’s blessing.”



Haha... hahaha...
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The source said the White House has dubbed the asteroid as “Armageddon 122112″ and have been watching the 1998 Bruce Willis movie over and over again to gain clues as to how to stop the monster from killing everyone on the planet.

“The President’s advisors are contemplating reaching out to Bruce and his team of drillers in order to save the planet,” said the source. “They did a fantastic job back in 1998 on the movie so why not in real life? They have the experience and the director, Michael Bay, would be leading this project with the President’s blessing.”



Haha... hahaha...
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yeah, funny aint it lol.. bruce willis the actor stopping an asteroid like in the movie cool2
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ok, i seeing as how it is getting very close to the mayan doomsday did a google search and this just popped up, never seen this before and i have had many google searches on this date, so what do you all think about this? is it true or false? all comments welcome.





WASHINGTON, D.C.- A source within the White House has confirmed to Inothernewz.com that an asteroid the size of Texas is headed straight for Earth with a projected impact date of December 21, 2012. The source insists the data has been confirmed by numerous government agencies and is currently being kept a secret from the American public in order to avert chaos and rioting.

“No one outside of the President’s inner circle knows about this but I believe the American public and the rest of the world have a right to know,” said the source, who spoke to Inothernewz.com on the condition that his or her identity would remain a secret. “The end of days is near and there’s nothing we can do about it. It’s going to wipe out the entire world.”

[link to inothernewz.com]
 Quoting: whitedove38583


If there is nothing we can do about it, why are they so interested in not telling it to anyone?

BSFLAG
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Because they will never tell you when it it going to happen, until they can't avoid it. If the government came out and said that 12/21/12 was truly the end, everything would stop. People would raid all the stores, they would stop working, so the supply chain would end. And then the rioting and looting would start.

Of course here on GLP, we would all proudly wave our bsflag and say it's a false flag by the government, down to the pictures provided to the media being photoshopped. grinning
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The size of Texas? Wow, I knew Bruce Willis' career was under the weather, but starting fake blogs to try to get people to watch Armageddon reruns on TNT is just desperate.
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In unrelated news, the Nakatomi building in LA has been seized by the terrorist, Severus Snape!
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The size of Texas? Wow, I knew Bruce Willis' career was under the weather, but starting fake blogs to try to get people to watch Armageddon reruns on TNT is just desperate.
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Guys, if Bruce Willis and his team are on this then we have nothing to worry about. They have a proven track record of success :)
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This says it all....like, "The Onion"


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