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Shell Oil Company Offering 99 Cents Per Gallon Gas On Black Friday

 
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Shell Oil Company Offering 99 Cents Per Gallon Gas On Black Friday
hey, better fill up with this quick lol./..

HOUSTON, TEXAS- Looks like Christmas has come early for millions of people at the pump! Shell Oil Company President Marvin Odum held a brief press conference today at company headquarters to let the driving public know of a sweet deal they can get if they act early on Black Friday.

“From the morning hours of six to ten, our gas stations will be instructed to offer a gallon of gas for the unbelievably low price of 99 cents this Black Friday,” said Odum. “We here at Shell make billions of dollars in profits every year and now we feel we can give back to the struggling people of this nation by offering this low price for these four hours. So what if we lose a few million dollars. As always, Shell Oil puts their customers before profits.”

[link to inothernewz.com]
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What the fucking fuck!!!!


Ovee here I pay £1.40 per litre.
that's £5.20 a Gallon.
That's $8.20 per Gallon




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Re: Shell Oil Company Offering 99 Cents Per Gallon Gas On Black Friday
What the fucking fuck!!!!


Ovee here I pay £1.40 per litre.
that's £5.20 a Gallon.
That's $8.20 per Gallon




bananasex
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FFS, I just read your title and raged

FU OP.
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Cheers to Shell!
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Re: Shell Oil Company Offering 99 Cents Per Gallon Gas On Black Friday
hey, better fill up with this quick lol./..

HOUSTON, TEXAS- Looks like Christmas has come early for millions of people at the pump! Shell Oil Company President Marvin Odum held a brief press conference today at company headquarters to let the driving public know of a sweet deal they can get if they act early on Black Friday.

“From the morning hours of six to ten, our gas stations will be instructed to offer a gallon of gas for the unbelievably low price of 99 cents this Black Friday,” said Odum. “We here at Shell make billions of dollars in profits every year and now we feel we can give back to the struggling people of this nation by offering this low price for these four hours. So what if we lose a few million dollars. As always, Shell Oil puts their customers before profits.”

[link to inothernewz.com]
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satire
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What the fucking fuck!!!!


Ovee here I pay £1.40 per litre.
that's £5.20 a Gallon.
That's $8.20 per Gallon




bananasex
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28268359


FFS, I just read your title and raged

FU OP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28268359


WELL, thats ok... hope you got a shell in your area or maybe some of the gas stations in your area do this sometime? hey, maybe you can stop in and let them know what shell is doing here..
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HOUSTON, TEXAS- Looks like Christmas has come early for millions of people at the pump! Shell Oil Company President Marvin Odum held a brief press conference today at company headquarters to let the driving public know of a sweet deal they can get if they act early on Black Friday.

“From the morning hours of six to ten, our gas stations will be instructed to offer a gallon of gas for the unbelievably low price of 99 cents this Black Friday,” said Odum. “We here at Shell make billions of dollars in profits every year and now we feel we can give back to the struggling people of this nation by offering this low price for these four hours. So what if we lose a few million dollars. As always, Shell Oil puts their customers before profits.”

[link to inothernewz.com]
 Quoting: whitedove38583


satire
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28269869


sorry to ask you but what does satire mean?

yeah i am a blond lol..
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HOUSTON, TEXAS- Looks like Christmas has come early for millions of people at the pump! Shell Oil Company President Marvin Odum held a brief press conference today at company headquarters to let the driving public know of a sweet deal they can get if they act early on Black Friday.

“From the morning hours of six to ten, our gas stations will be instructed to offer a gallon of gas for the unbelievably low price of 99 cents this Black Friday,” said Odum. “We here at Shell make billions of dollars in profits every year and now we feel we can give back to the struggling people of this nation by offering this low price for these four hours. So what if we lose a few million dollars. As always, Shell Oil puts their customers before profits.”

[link to inothernewz.com]
 Quoting: whitedove38583


satire
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28269869


sorry to ask you but what does satire mean?

yeah i am a blond lol..
 Quoting: whitedove38583


On the link you provided, just look at the right hand column of other articles,


Shell Oil Company Offering 99 Cents Per Gallon Gas On Black Friday

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Danny DeVito Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2012

Olympian Michael Phelps Charged With Swimming While Intoxicated In Florida

Romney Regrets Not Voting For Himself More Often In Key Battleground States

Kim Kardashian Urges Fans To Rock The Vote In December

NHL Tells Fans To Find New And Interesting Hobbies During Lockout

Big Bird Flips Mitt Romney The Bird During Meet The Press Interview
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Re: Shell Oil Company Offering 99 Cents Per Gallon Gas On Black Friday
hey, better fill up with this quick lol./..

HOUSTON, TEXAS- Looks like Christmas has come early for millions of people at the pump! Shell Oil Company President Marvin Odum held a brief press conference today at company headquarters to let the driving public know of a sweet deal they can get if they act early on Black Friday.

“From the morning hours of six to ten, our gas stations will be instructed to offer a gallon of gas for the unbelievably low price of 99 cents this Black Friday,” said Odum. “We here at Shell make billions of dollars in profits every year and now we feel we can give back to the struggling people of this nation by offering this low price for these four hours. So what if we lose a few million dollars. As always, Shell Oil puts their customers before profits.”

[link to inothernewz.com]
 Quoting: whitedove38583


satire
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28269869


sorry to ask you but what does satire mean?

yeah i am a blond lol..
 Quoting: whitedove38583


On the link you provided, just look at the right hand column of other articles,


Shell Oil Company Offering 99 Cents Per Gallon Gas On Black Friday

Daniel Day-Lewis Set To Portray President Obama In Upcoming Biopic

NJ Governor Chris Christie Says He Can’t Possibly Govern Without A Consistent Supply Of Twinkies

General David Petraeus Admits To Having An Affair With Oprah Winfrey

Danny DeVito Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2012

Olympian Michael Phelps Charged With Swimming While Intoxicated In Florida

Romney Regrets Not Voting For Himself More Often In Key Battleground States

Kim Kardashian Urges Fans To Rock The Vote In December

NHL Tells Fans To Find New And Interesting Hobbies During Lockout

Big Bird Flips Mitt Romney The Bird During Meet The Press Interview
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28269869


ok....
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11/22/2012 08:11 AM
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Re: Shell Oil Company Offering 99 Cents Per Gallon Gas On Black Friday
hey, better fill up with this quick lol./..

HOUSTON, TEXAS- Looks like Christmas has come early for millions of people at the pump! Shell Oil Company President Marvin Odum held a brief press conference today at company headquarters to let the driving public know of a sweet deal they can get if they act early on Black Friday.

“From the morning hours of six to ten, our gas stations will be instructed to offer a gallon of gas for the unbelievably low price of 99 cents this Black Friday,” said Odum. “We here at Shell make billions of dollars in profits every year and now we feel we can give back to the struggling people of this nation by offering this low price for these four hours. So what if we lose a few million dollars. As always, Shell Oil puts their customers before profits.”

[link to inothernewz.com]
 Quoting: whitedove38583


satire
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28269869


sorry to ask you but what does satire mean?

yeah i am a blond lol..
 Quoting: whitedove38583


[link to en.wikipedia.org]

On another note, I remember when gas really was .99 per gallon. Those were the days...
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Re: Shell Oil Company Offering 99 Cents Per Gallon Gas On Black Friday
hey, better fill up with this quick lol./..

HOUSTON, TEXAS- Looks like Christmas has come early for millions of people at the pump! Shell Oil Company President Marvin Odum held a brief press conference today at company headquarters to let the driving public know of a sweet deal they can get if they act early on Black Friday.

“From the morning hours of six to ten, our gas stations will be instructed to offer a gallon of gas for the unbelievably low price of 99 cents this Black Friday,” said Odum. “We here at Shell make billions of dollars in profits every year and now we feel we can give back to the struggling people of this nation by offering this low price for these four hours. So what if we lose a few million dollars. As always, Shell Oil puts their customers before profits.”

[link to inothernewz.com]
 Quoting: whitedove38583


satire
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28269869


sorry to ask you but what does satire mean?

yeah i am a blond lol..
 Quoting: whitedove38583


[link to en.wikipedia.org]

On another note, I remember when gas really was .99 per gallon. Those were the days...
 Quoting: MidwestGuy 26703676


you know i remember buying my old 1977 plymonth station wagon for 500 dollars and driving to florida from tennessee, it made it on 1 tank of gas and 1 quart of oil, and i remember stopping in georgia somewhere and paid 69 cents a gallon for gas. this was like back in 2003 or something like that, but i wished gas was back at that price now. heck it only took like 30 bucks to fill it up
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Re: Shell Oil Company Offering 99 Cents Per Gallon Gas On Black Friday
Before we invaded Iraq to get their oil, gas was about a dollar a gallon.

It would have been even cheaper if we weren't imposing sanctions on Iraq, which was only starving Iraqis.

If only corporations really did control everything, and politicians just got out of the way.

And I DO care more about twinkies than the war in Gaza. when those people invent a delicious little yellow cake, I will care what happens to them.
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Soooo, did anyone get this promotion?? 99 cents a gallon is awesome!

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