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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28269869 11/22/2012 07:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hey, better fill up with this quick lol./.. Quoting: whitedove38583 HOUSTON, TEXAS- Looks like Christmas has come early for millions of people at the pump! Shell Oil Company President Marvin Odum held a brief press conference today at company headquarters to let the driving public know of a sweet deal they can get if they act early on Black Friday. “From the morning hours of six to ten, our gas stations will be instructed to offer a gallon of gas for the unbelievably low price of 99 cents this Black Friday,” said Odum. “We here at Shell make billions of dollars in profits every year and now we feel we can give back to the struggling people of this nation by offering this low price for these four hours. So what if we lose a few million dollars. As always, Shell Oil puts their customers before profits.” [link to inothernewz.com] satire |
| whitedove38583 (OP) User ID: 28258117 11/22/2012 07:58 AM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What the fucking fuck!!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28268359 Ovee here I pay £1.40 per litre. that's £5.20 a Gallon. That's $8.20 per Gallon FFS, I just read your title and raged FU OP. WELL, thats ok... hope you got a shell in your area or maybe some of the gas stations in your area do this sometime? hey, maybe you can stop in and let them know what shell is doing here.. whitedove38583 |
| whitedove38583 (OP) User ID: 28258117 11/22/2012 07:59 AM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hey, better fill up with this quick lol./.. Quoting: whitedove38583 HOUSTON, TEXAS- Looks like Christmas has come early for millions of people at the pump! Shell Oil Company President Marvin Odum held a brief press conference today at company headquarters to let the driving public know of a sweet deal they can get if they act early on Black Friday. “From the morning hours of six to ten, our gas stations will be instructed to offer a gallon of gas for the unbelievably low price of 99 cents this Black Friday,” said Odum. “We here at Shell make billions of dollars in profits every year and now we feel we can give back to the struggling people of this nation by offering this low price for these four hours. So what if we lose a few million dollars. As always, Shell Oil puts their customers before profits.” [link to inothernewz.com] satire sorry to ask you but what does satire mean? yeah i am a blond lol.. whitedove38583 |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28269869 11/22/2012 08:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hey, better fill up with this quick lol./.. Quoting: whitedove38583 HOUSTON, TEXAS- Looks like Christmas has come early for millions of people at the pump! Shell Oil Company President Marvin Odum held a brief press conference today at company headquarters to let the driving public know of a sweet deal they can get if they act early on Black Friday. “From the morning hours of six to ten, our gas stations will be instructed to offer a gallon of gas for the unbelievably low price of 99 cents this Black Friday,” said Odum. “We here at Shell make billions of dollars in profits every year and now we feel we can give back to the struggling people of this nation by offering this low price for these four hours. So what if we lose a few million dollars. As always, Shell Oil puts their customers before profits.” [link to inothernewz.com] satire sorry to ask you but what does satire mean? yeah i am a blond lol.. On the link you provided, just look at the right hand column of other articles, Shell Oil Company Offering 99 Cents Per Gallon Gas On Black Friday Daniel Day-Lewis Set To Portray President Obama In Upcoming Biopic NJ Governor Chris Christie Says He Can’t Possibly Govern Without A Consistent Supply Of Twinkies General David Petraeus Admits To Having An Affair With Oprah Winfrey Danny DeVito Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2012 Olympian Michael Phelps Charged With Swimming While Intoxicated In Florida Romney Regrets Not Voting For Himself More Often In Key Battleground States Kim Kardashian Urges Fans To Rock The Vote In December NHL Tells Fans To Find New And Interesting Hobbies During Lockout Big Bird Flips Mitt Romney The Bird During Meet The Press Interview |
| whitedove38583 (OP) User ID: 28258117 11/22/2012 08:10 AM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hey, better fill up with this quick lol./.. Quoting: whitedove38583 HOUSTON, TEXAS- Looks like Christmas has come early for millions of people at the pump! Shell Oil Company President Marvin Odum held a brief press conference today at company headquarters to let the driving public know of a sweet deal they can get if they act early on Black Friday. “From the morning hours of six to ten, our gas stations will be instructed to offer a gallon of gas for the unbelievably low price of 99 cents this Black Friday,” said Odum. “We here at Shell make billions of dollars in profits every year and now we feel we can give back to the struggling people of this nation by offering this low price for these four hours. So what if we lose a few million dollars. As always, Shell Oil puts their customers before profits.” [link to inothernewz.com] satire sorry to ask you but what does satire mean? yeah i am a blond lol.. On the link you provided, just look at the right hand column of other articles, Shell Oil Company Offering 99 Cents Per Gallon Gas On Black Friday Daniel Day-Lewis Set To Portray President Obama In Upcoming Biopic NJ Governor Chris Christie Says He Can’t Possibly Govern Without A Consistent Supply Of Twinkies General David Petraeus Admits To Having An Affair With Oprah Winfrey Danny DeVito Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2012 Olympian Michael Phelps Charged With Swimming While Intoxicated In Florida Romney Regrets Not Voting For Himself More Often In Key Battleground States Kim Kardashian Urges Fans To Rock The Vote In December NHL Tells Fans To Find New And Interesting Hobbies During Lockout Big Bird Flips Mitt Romney The Bird During Meet The Press Interview ok.... whitedove38583 |
| MidwestGuy User ID: 26703676 11/22/2012 08:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hey, better fill up with this quick lol./.. Quoting: whitedove38583 HOUSTON, TEXAS- Looks like Christmas has come early for millions of people at the pump! Shell Oil Company President Marvin Odum held a brief press conference today at company headquarters to let the driving public know of a sweet deal they can get if they act early on Black Friday. “From the morning hours of six to ten, our gas stations will be instructed to offer a gallon of gas for the unbelievably low price of 99 cents this Black Friday,” said Odum. “We here at Shell make billions of dollars in profits every year and now we feel we can give back to the struggling people of this nation by offering this low price for these four hours. So what if we lose a few million dollars. As always, Shell Oil puts their customers before profits.” [link to inothernewz.com] satire sorry to ask you but what does satire mean? yeah i am a blond lol.. [link to en.wikipedia.org] On another note, I remember when gas really was .99 per gallon. Those were the days... |
| whitedove38583 (OP) User ID: 28258117 11/22/2012 08:14 AM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hey, better fill up with this quick lol./.. Quoting: whitedove38583 HOUSTON, TEXAS- Looks like Christmas has come early for millions of people at the pump! Shell Oil Company President Marvin Odum held a brief press conference today at company headquarters to let the driving public know of a sweet deal they can get if they act early on Black Friday. “From the morning hours of six to ten, our gas stations will be instructed to offer a gallon of gas for the unbelievably low price of 99 cents this Black Friday,” said Odum. “We here at Shell make billions of dollars in profits every year and now we feel we can give back to the struggling people of this nation by offering this low price for these four hours. So what if we lose a few million dollars. As always, Shell Oil puts their customers before profits.” [link to inothernewz.com] satire sorry to ask you but what does satire mean? yeah i am a blond lol.. [link to en.wikipedia.org] On another note, I remember when gas really was .99 per gallon. Those were the days... you know i remember buying my old 1977 plymonth station wagon for 500 dollars and driving to florida from tennessee, it made it on 1 tank of gas and 1 quart of oil, and i remember stopping in georgia somewhere and paid 69 cents a gallon for gas. this was like back in 2003 or something like that, but i wished gas was back at that price now. heck it only took like 30 bucks to fill it up whitedove38583 |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 5501783 11/22/2012 08:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Before we invaded Iraq to get their oil, gas was about a dollar a gallon. It would have been even cheaper if we weren't imposing sanctions on Iraq, which was only starving Iraqis. If only corporations really did control everything, and politicians just got out of the way. And I DO care more about twinkies than the war in Gaza. when those people invent a delicious little yellow cake, I will care what happens to them. |
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