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MY HP PRINTER KEEPS SAYING THERE IS NO BLACK CARTRIDGE, I CLEANED CONTACTS , WHAT TO DO ?

 
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MY HP PRINTER KEEPS SAYING THERE IS NO BLACK CARTRIDGE, I CLEANED CONTACTS , WHAT TO DO ?
MY HP PRINTER KEEPS SAYING THERE IS NO BLACK CARTRIDGE, I CLEANED CONTACTS , WHAT TO DO ?
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put in a new one and hope...
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Re: MY HP PRINTER KEEPS SAYING THERE IS NO BLACK CARTRIDGE, I CLEANED CONTACTS , WHAT TO DO ?
loudly denounce it as racist
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11/22/2012 01:28 PM
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here is my advice. go to the web site called google, and find an appropriate web site for tech printer questions.
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put in a new one and hope...
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This is a new one

The old one's get the same error message
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Re: MY HP PRINTER KEEPS SAYING THERE IS NO BLACK CARTRIDGE, I CLEANED CONTACTS , WHAT TO DO ?
clean the contacts on the inside. also some printers have additional sensors that check how full a cartridge is. some use lasers and some use pressure sensors. if you notice your printer has one of these sensors screw around with that too. if its a laser clean it etc. otherwise if it refurb ink you bought online for cheap and not manufacturers ink i have seen this problem before and it may be defective ink catridges. you may be stuck needed manufacturers ink. if it is manufacturers ink and none of the above works then your printer is probably a brick now.
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Buy a Brother.
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loudly denounce it as racist
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loudly denounce it as racist
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bad_smileblinkcriscolaugh
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rofl

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What model is it?
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 Quoting: HELP 28283590

you got yourself a racist printer

he s in denial about the cartridges
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What model is it?
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U heeft vast wel eens het gevoel dat er iets niet klopt aan een bepaald bericht zoals bijvoorbeeld de vele aardbevingen die op het moment plaats vinden, vulkaanuitbarstingen, uw gezondheid en welzijn, over de kracht van de zon, het weer, etc. Wij zijn op zoek naar de waarheid achter deze berichten en om het voor u allemaal zo duidelijk mogelijk te maken, proberen wij u zo alles duidelijk te maken en het voor u op Verborgen Nieuws te plaatsen. De wereld ondergaat een grote verandering, daarom laten wij u zien wat er daadwerkelijk plaats vind op onze wereld!

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11/22/2012 01:53 PM
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Scrap the expensive-ink wasting bastard and get a Canon. My old HP is now just a fading nightmare. Canon rules!!!
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I would teach it how to fly~
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What model is it?
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hp 5610
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Fu*k HP. Buy Canon or Epson. It will cost you less than the cartridge.
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loudly denounce it as racist
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Scrap the expensive-ink wasting bastard and get a Canon. My old HP is now just a fading nightmare. Canon rules!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 162364


Dude's right, Canon is awesome for making it basically easy to refill the carts.

I am a refill master, and have owned only Canons for years now, one that I bought for 30 bucks now sells for 90 on EBay, simply because all the other printer manufacturers are total shit.

IBM (Lexmark), HP are shitty companies, so you can expect them to suck. I will admit they had to make some decent laptops, but the printer game reveals their true demonic nature.

Canon, otoh is a fine company, who not only makes great lenses and cameras but also gives people a printer that can be refilled, thereby saving costs. Gutenberg would be proud, it is divinity to allow the people to print. Bless you Canon, even though all corporations are inherently evil.

OP they put a chip in the fucking thing to tell if you are cheating, but Canon's new printers are smart enough to just say you can go ahead on your own and proceed to refill if you want "but it's dangerous!" which it isn't. I'm not saying Canon doesn't produce its share of crap iterations, but they are by far the most human friendly one in this market.

Printing, is holy work. I have a personal library 4-up doublesided that fits just into the size of a dive bag. I made this library on my Canon printers, and when I bury it in a timecapsule, some dude 10,000 years from now will be glad I owned a Canon and was able to refill my carts, whilest other shitty companies tried to disable humans from doing so.
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hey OP.

Stupid question but gotta ask..



did you take the plastic tape off the cartridge ?
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What model is it?
 Quoting: Garman906


hp 5610
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Sounds like cartridge sensing has lost electrical connection to the controller board, or the controller may be defective. Might be cheaper to buy another.
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Your printer sounds like it is an anti semite... Get a new one for sure...
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you can also try this OP. did a quick google appears to be a common problem for HP refills and non OEM brand ink

[link to www.ehow.com]
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11/22/2012 02:06 PM
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You can get 7 sets of cartridges for $25,for certain canons from amazon. That's 35 cartridges for what you would pay for 1 hp carriage.
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11/22/2012 02:10 PM
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Take that motherfucker out into the parking lot & show the bitch who's boss.

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11/22/2012 02:12 PM
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hey OP.

Stupid question but gotta ask..



did you take the plastic tape off the cartridge ?
 Quoting: Taz


My first thought too.
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11/22/2012 02:25 PM
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put some black electrical tape over the sensor hole.
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hey OP.

Stupid question but gotta ask..



did you take the plastic tape off the cartridge ?
 Quoting: Taz


you can also try this OP. did a quick google appears to be a common problem for HP refills and non OEM brand ink

[link to www.ehow.com]
 Quoting: Taz


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11/22/2012 02:46 PM
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If you feel like dodging bullets, bombs and mustard gas go buy a new printer....
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11/22/2012 02:48 PM
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The Blacks are acting up again, eh?
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11/22/2012 02:51 PM
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Should clean your capslock too breh...

There is no black cartridge! Once you understand that, the oracle will come to you, neo
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I got tired of messing around with those stupid ink jets and bot a Canon black only laser jet. The starter cartridge lasted 2.5 years. I still think they screwed up at the factory and put in a full toner cartridge. Been over 5 years now, very few problems.....

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