Wierd ass dream! Quintin Toritino style crazy shit!

So I'm sitting in this shit hole bar having a drink with my cusin when this black midget comes up and starts taunting me. I try to blow it of then the little bastard punches me in the nuts! So I beat the we man down and my cusin yells for me to get out before the cops show up. So I run out and jump in my F350 4x4 monster bugout truck and as I start it I feel someone jump in the back. So I floor it and look in the mirror to see what I left behind and I see 1/2dozen midgets rolling around. So I tear ass through the suburbs and every turn has midgets flowing into the streets trying to stop me. I just nail the gas horn blowing and I can hear the thuds on my skid plates. As I round the corner for the interstate I se a motorcycle cob waiting by the entrance ramp and take a sharp turn into a vacant field and ditch in the creek grabbing my bugout bag on the way out....
The I wake up to my phone alerting me of an "M" flare! What the fuck?