nobody here

i apologize for all the nasty crap. no really, it sucks.

i had a tremendous number of demons on me that i couldnt see. what a terrible battle that was. fortunately it was always my right to win such a battle. now that i am a full fledged warrior, i see such a pretty lady who i know wants some action. but we musnt keep all the spoils of war or surely the demons will return, and in anger.

now that i see fully, im pissed. at whom? those little wizard bitches who couldnt keep control. who set up something they knew would enslave. or should have known. meddling swine. but i remain calm, for i go with the flow.

i trust you fully, sexy lady. we must keep an eye on each other though, its all too easy to fall into the trap that caused this mess in the first place. i damn near set out to..nevermind about that, i ate it, was a terrible idea, but tasty nonetheless.

so, you forgive me my symptoms? pretty please with sugar on top?