Come Hither My Unbeknownst Subservient Creatures I WIll Spin Y'all A Tale

The Mayans, did they have a war on Mars? They did take tech as far as man dareth take it, so probs. St. Nich, wasn't he great? His only wish was to be immortal. He got that. Moses, jesus before jesus, wasn't he cool? He knew of a promised land, filled with milk and honey. Bee keeping and cattle herding, the 2 most noble professions that exist. Mitt Romney's sons... Ain't they evil? I believe Ben to be Lucifer himself.

The Holy Grail. Forever man has searched for eternal youth, only to find he's never been looking in the right place. There are many fruits that keep you alive and young, most important of them is cannabis, the medicine, a plant that not only heals your liver, but improves it. So never say never.

Do you know where you are ?

Yeah, I've told you people enough now I hope.

I'm at GLP?

You would be dead in a deserted farm house.