'Cannibal cop', you cannot make this shit up!!!

A CRIMINAL COMPLAINT: THE 'CANNIBAL COP'S PLANS'

A criminal complaint outlines alleged online communication between Gilberto Valle and co-conspirators (CC1 and CC2), which are excerpted below:

CC1: How big is your oven?

Valle: Big enough to fit one of these girls if I folded their legs. The abduction will have to be flawless... I know all of them... I can just show up at her home unannounced, it will not alert her, and I can knock her out, wait until dark and kidnap her right out of her home.

CC1: You really would be better to grab a stranger. The first thing the police force will do is check out a friend.

Valle: Her family is out of state.

CC1: I have anaesthetic gasses.

Valle: I can make chloroform here.

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CC1: It's really had to dislocate a jaw. Also, how would we put her over the fire, spitting kills the girl. Have to put her into a kind of cage. What is your favorite cut of meat?

Valle: I was thinking of tying her body onto some kind of apparatus... cook her over a low heat, keep her alive as long as possible.

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Valle: I love that she is asleep right now not having the slightest clue of what we have planned. Her days are numbered. I'm glad you're on board. She does look tasty doesn't she?

CC1: You do know if we don't waste any of her there is nearly 75 lbs of food there.

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Valle: It is going to be so hard to restrain myself when I knock her out, but I am aspiring to be a professional kidnapper and that's business. But I will really get off knocking her out, tying up her hands and bare feet and gagging her. Then she will be stuffed into a large piece of luggage and wheeled out to my van.

CC2: Just make sure she doesn't die before I get her.

Valle: No need to worry. She will be alive. It's a short drive to you. I think I would rather not get involved in the rape. You paid for her. She is all yours and I don't want to be tempted the next time I abduct a girl.

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Oh, you are out shopping for shit you don't need made in China.

Sorry about that.

So twisted, ugh. Evil.

I agree. Beyond sick and evil. What is this world coming to?

Remember, this person passed a police psych test and a full background check as well.

On par, for the NYPD. How you New Yorkers can tolerate them, I'll never know.