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smelling my awesome Lord

 
@77cawley
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11/23/2012 02:19 AM
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I was at church with. My mom & we were praising. GOD THEN all of sudden I smelled. GOD. & I looked. At my mom & said I just smelled. GOD. & she looked at me like I was crazy because. We both have. Never. Heard. Of anyone. Smelling or. GOD. BUT I knew. Without a doubt that I had smelled. GOD HE smelled. Like glorious. Roses. & also my mom didn't. Smell God. & after. That we heard about. Others. Smelling GOD. HE IS AWESOME. & GLORIOUS. I LOVE YOU MY HOLY FATHER I FATHER THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME! !!!! I AM NOTHING. WITHOUT. YOU THANK YOU FOR DIEING. ON CROSS FOR ME & EVERYBODY
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11/23/2012 02:20 AM
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Yeah, I always remember that funky moldy church smell..
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11/23/2012 02:20 AM
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I was at church with. My mom & we were praising. GOD THEN all of sudden I smelled. GOD. & I looked. At my mom & said I just smelled. GOD. & she looked at me like I was crazy because. We both have. Never. Heard. Of anyone. Smelling or. GOD. BUT I knew. Without a doubt that I had smelled. GOD HE smelled. Like glorious. Roses. & also my mom didn't. Smell God. & after. That we heard about. Others. Smelling GOD. HE IS AWESOME. & GLORIOUS. I LOVE YOU MY HOLY FATHER I FATHER THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME! !!!! I AM NOTHING. WITHOUT. YOU THANK YOU FOR DIEING. ON CROSS FOR ME & EVERYBODY
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You go to the Presbyterian Church on Main Street, right? Yeah, that was me in the pew in front of you. I farted. Sorry.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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11/23/2012 02:22 AM
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11/23/2012 02:23 AM
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sure it wasnt plumeria?
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You go to the Presbyterian Church on Main Street, right? Yeah, that was me in the pew in front of you. I farted. Sorry.


lol

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11/23/2012 02:26 AM
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i believe u and am happy for your blessed experience. thank u for sharing it. wonderful to think about. thank u
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11/23/2012 02:26 AM

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Your mum has Chlamydia or thrush .
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I was at church with. My mom & we were praising. GOD THEN all of sudden I smelled. GOD. & I looked. At my mom & said I just smelled. GOD. & she looked at me like I was crazy because. We both have. Never. Heard. Of anyone. Smelling or. GOD. BUT I knew. Without a doubt that I had smelled. GOD HE smelled. Like glorious. Roses. & also my mom didn't. Smell God. & after. That we heard about. Others. Smelling GOD. HE IS AWESOME. & GLORIOUS. I LOVE YOU MY HOLY FATHER I FATHER THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME! !!!! I AM NOTHING. WITHOUT. YOU THANK YOU FOR DIEING. ON CROSS FOR ME & EVERYBODY
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I believe you because Jesus is incredible and our god glorious (yet to be feared) and I too have been a witness to crazy miracles!
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11/23/2012 02:37 AM

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smelling my awesome Lord
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Another asshole who thinks his shit smells like roses..
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I was at church with. My mom & we were praising. GOD THEN all of sudden I smelled. GOD. & I looked. At my mom & said I just smelled. GOD. & she looked at me like I was crazy because. We both have. Never. Heard. Of anyone. Smelling or. GOD. BUT I knew. Without a doubt that I had smelled. GOD HE smelled. Like glorious. Roses. & also my mom didn't. Smell God. & after. That we heard about. Others. Smelling GOD. HE IS AWESOME. & GLORIOUS. I LOVE YOU MY HOLY FATHER I FATHER THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME! !!!! I AM NOTHING. WITHOUT. YOU THANK YOU FOR DIEING. ON CROSS FOR ME & EVERYBODY
 Quoting: @77cawley 28321788


I believe you because Jesus is incredible and our god glorious (yet to be feared) and I too have been a witness to crazy miracles!
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You would believe , as a brainwashed imbecile ,you can't think for yourself, have be told how to live from a book and you believe anything a God lover says.Get a REAL life instead of living in fantasy world!
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11/23/2012 02:43 AM

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You prolly smelt roses.
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I was at church with. My mom & we were praising. GOD THEN all of sudden I smelled. GOD. & I looked. At my mom & said I just smelled. GOD. & she looked at me like I was crazy because. We both have. Never. Heard. Of anyone. Smelling or. GOD. BUT I knew. Without a doubt that I had smelled. GOD HE smelled. Like glorious. Roses. & also my mom didn't. Smell God. & after. That we heard about. Others. Smelling GOD. HE IS AWESOME. & GLORIOUS. I LOVE YOU MY HOLY FATHER I FATHER THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME! !!!! I AM NOTHING. WITHOUT. YOU THANK YOU FOR DIEING. ON CROSS FOR ME & EVERYBODY
 Quoting: @77cawley 28321788


I believe you because Jesus is incredible and our god glorious (yet to be feared) and I too have been a witness to crazy miracles!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27755618


You would believe , as a brainwashed imbecile ,you can't think for yourself, have be told how to live from a book and you believe anything a God lover says.Get a REAL life instead of living in fantasy world!
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simma down turtle boy..don't have to rain on her parade..if she smelled god then good for her.. it's whatever.
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I was at church with. My mom & we were praising. GOD THEN all of sudden I smelled. GOD. & I looked. At my mom & said I just smelled. GOD. & she looked at me like I was crazy because. We both have. Never. Heard. Of anyone. Smelling or. GOD. BUT I knew. Without a doubt that I had smelled. GOD HE smelled. Like glorious. Roses. & also my mom didn't. Smell God. & after. That we heard about. Others. Smelling GOD. HE IS AWESOME. & GLORIOUS. I LOVE YOU MY HOLY FATHER I FATHER THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME! !!!! I AM NOTHING. WITHOUT. YOU THANK YOU FOR DIEING. ON CROSS FOR ME & EVERYBODY
 Quoting: @77cawley 28321788


I believe you because Jesus is incredible and our god glorious (yet to be feared) and I too have been a witness to crazy miracles!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27755618


You would believe , as a brainwashed imbecile ,you can't think for yourself, have be told how to live from a book and you believe anything a God lover says.Get a REAL life instead of living in fantasy world!
 Quoting: Foresight


simma down turtle boy..don't have to rain on her parade..if she smelled god then good for her.. it's whatever.
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THERE IS NO GOD , FULL STOP . The only spirits I know you can smell , are like , rum , scotch , brandy etc . Has to be the mum , femme fresh maybe.
Perseus7

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11/23/2012 02:56 AM
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I believe you because Jesus is incredible and our god glorious (yet to be feared) and I too have been a witness to crazy miracles!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27755618


You would believe , as a brainwashed imbecile ,you can't think for yourself, have be told how to live from a book and you believe anything a God lover says.Get a REAL life instead of living in fantasy world!
 Quoting: Foresight


simma down turtle boy..don't have to rain on her parade..if she smelled god then good for her.. it's whatever.
 Quoting: Perseus7


THERE IS NO GOD , FULL STOP . The only spirits I know you can smell , are like , rum , scotch , brandy etc . Has to be the mum , femme fresh maybe.
 Quoting: Foresight


for you there is no god, most people don't even understand what GoD is..GoD in my vision is more like the force from star wars..kinda like the unified field theory in quantum mechanics, but I actually recognize the stamp of GoD in a certain atomic structure type shape.
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Anonymous Coward
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11/23/2012 02:58 AM
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have you forgotten to take your meds today OP. meds
Foresight

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11/23/2012 03:04 AM

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have you forgotten to take your meds today OP. meds
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No , his mum forgot to put one in . Hence the smell. So now we know , God smells like an infected pussy with femme fresh to cover the fish odour .
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11/23/2012 03:14 AM

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Yes OP. my sister and I have too. It was very special. We will never forget it. We knew right away it was God. Now I can understand why fragrance is in the bible.

May God bless you.
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11/23/2012 03:36 AM

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Yes OP. my sister and I have too. It was very special. We will never forget it. We knew right away it was God. Now I can understand why fragrance is in the bible.

May God bless you.
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Stop sitting on your book .
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11/23/2012 04:28 AM
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you smelled my asshole. relish it!

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