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guy from india User ID: 28320347 United States 11/23/2012 02:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? Should I jump off the boat or hit it with a paddle or what? Can they swim? Can't I like hang off the side of the boat?

Anonymous Coward User ID: 28322219 United States 11/23/2012 02:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? Become friends with it.
Love User ID: 1402657 New Zealand 11/23/2012 02:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? Send me an Indian wife.
finley User ID: 25804563 United States 11/23/2012 02:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
guy from india (OP) User ID: 28320347 United States 11/23/2012 02:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? Become friends with it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28322219 And then kill it when it sleeps? That would make a heartwarming story, but unlikely.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19980561 United States 11/23/2012 02:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? "I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?" Stop being retarded?

Anonymous Coward User ID: 14380192 United States 11/23/2012 02:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? 1. Get naked. 2. Masturbate tiger to his satisfaction. 3. ???? 4. Profit!
lightchild_uk User ID: 28203142 United Kingdom 11/23/2012 02:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? Wait until the man shouts "Come in number 31, your time is up" and row back to shore. Just to add tigers are very good swimmers. Last Edited by lightchild_uk on 11/23/2012 03:02 AM
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28324122 United States 11/23/2012 03:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? Just to add tigers are very good swimmers. Quoting: lightchild_uk Croikey! So I can't push it overboard and row away quickly.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11765896 United States 11/23/2012 03:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? Sounds like somebody saw a movie today... I saw it today too... it was definitely different.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9968554 United States 11/23/2012 03:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? Sounds like somebody saw a movie today... I saw it today too... it was definitely different. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11765896 Do you recommend it? Are Pie and the Tiger on this boat throughout the entire movie?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28296798 Australia 11/23/2012 03:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? Lucky you have internet access on your small row boat!! Put the tiger on to this thread and we'll tell HIM what to do.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28324122 United States 11/23/2012 03:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? How about if you spray the lion with mace? I am somewhat effeminate like the star of 'Slumdog Millionaire', and carry a can of mace at all times. What happens when you spray a tiger in the face with mace? Has anybody tried?
Devoted Follower User ID: 28055738 United States 11/23/2012 03:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? Become friends with it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28322219 Yes. ...and then make sweet love to it.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26329297 Australia 11/23/2012 03:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? Being Indian says you'd probably try to rape it and steal its job
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28322219 United States 11/23/2012 03:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? Watch This movie I guess

Anonymous Coward User ID: 24537507 United States 11/23/2012 03:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? Row around in circles until it turns to butter.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28245035 Japan 11/23/2012 03:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? This happened in Reality and is a nice Book too!
vox User ID: 18693908 Netherlands 11/23/2012 04:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? just love
CoolDude911 User ID: 28320048 Sri Lanka 11/23/2012 04:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? Last Edited by CoolDude911 on 11/23/2012 04:27 AM
Anonymous Coward User ID: 35110678 United States 02/24/2013 09:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? Put it in a choke hold until you get to shore.

SweetLilTT User ID: 25340088 United States 02/24/2013 09:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? I know what I'd do. I'd pull out my Glock 23 and put a cap right betwen his eyes. SweetLilTT
Anonymous Coward User ID: 34961970 Brazil 02/24/2013 09:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? Farting. Everytime he come closer.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37644111 United States 04/08/2013 06:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? How about if you spray the lion with mace? I am somewhat effeminate like the star of 'Slumdog Millionaire', and carry a can of mace at all times. What happens when you spray a tiger in the face with mace? Has anybody tried? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28324122
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24805909 United States 04/08/2013 06:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? This is waguely familiar... It is not a tiger it is your mother.. No wait you are the tiger and your mother is a zebra or maybe an orangutan... I think you to kill the hyena an become one with the tiger Good luck with that and if you meet peabo Bronson on the road kill him
john1054 User ID: 10300657 United States 04/08/2013 06:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? Sue Ang Lee for not paying you for the movie rights.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 36597445 Puerto Rico 04/08/2013 06:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? give fish to him fast ... get on all 4 and be his bitch , that will delay being eaten for a while ... scratch him if she is female .... and mate if she is ovulating if anything of the avove does not work , you are tiger food ! die !
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37661386 Spain 04/08/2013 07:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? A large tiger is around 10 feet long and weighs 300 Kg. How can you and a 300 Kg Tiger be on a small boat and it did not sink??
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37330836 United States 04/08/2013 08:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? that life of pi shit actually is Monarch Programming. The Author, Yann Martel is a jewish death fag. First they destroy your religious identity. Next you will want to read Yann Martels book 'self' which is about losing your gender identity. Then you are ready for his third novel, holocaust brainwashing.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37661698 India 04/08/2013 08:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? Sounds like somebody saw a movie today... I saw it today too... it was definitely different. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11765896 Thread: Strange Synchronicity: The Life of Pi & The Amazing SpiderMan + DNA Research
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37123239 United States 04/08/2013 08:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do? Start rocking the boat. Cats are useless around water.
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