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I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?

 
guy from india
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11/23/2012 02:50 AM
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I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
Should I jump off the boat or hit it with a paddle or what? Can they swim? Can't I like hang off the side of the boat?
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11/23/2012 02:52 AM
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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
Become friends with it.
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11/23/2012 02:52 AM
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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
Send me an Indian wife.
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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
Become friends with it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28322219


And then kill it when it sleeps?

That would make a heartwarming story, but unlikely.
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11/23/2012 02:56 AM
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"I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?"

Stop being retarded?
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11/23/2012 02:57 AM
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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
1. Get naked.
2. Masturbate tiger to his satisfaction.
3. ????
4. Profit!
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11/23/2012 02:59 AM

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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
Wait until the man shouts

"Come in number 31, your time is up"

and row back to shore.



Just to add tigers are very good swimmers.



Last Edited by lightchild_uk on 11/23/2012 03:02 AM
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11/23/2012 03:12 AM
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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?

Just to add tigers are very good swimmers.


 Quoting: lightchild_uk


Croikey! So I can't push it overboard and row away quickly.
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11/23/2012 03:17 AM
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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
Sounds like somebody saw a movie today... I saw it today too... it was definitely different.
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11/23/2012 03:21 AM
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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
Sounds like somebody saw a movie today... I saw it today too... it was definitely different.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11765896


Do you recommend it? Are Pie and the Tiger on this boat throughout the entire movie?
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11/23/2012 03:22 AM
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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
Lucky you have internet access on your small row boat!! Put the tiger on to this thread and we'll tell HIM what to do.
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11/23/2012 03:26 AM
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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
How about if you spray the lion with mace?

I am somewhat effeminate like the star of 'Slumdog Millionaire', and carry a can of mace at all times.

What happens when you spray a tiger in the face with mace?

Has anybody tried?
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11/23/2012 03:30 AM
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Become friends with it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28322219


Yes.

...and then make sweet love to it.

hearts

Anonymous Coward
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11/23/2012 03:32 AM
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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
Being Indian says you'd probably try to rape it and steal its job
Anonymous Coward
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11/23/2012 03:33 AM
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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
Watch This movie I guess

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11/23/2012 03:40 AM
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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
Row around in circles until it turns to butter.
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11/23/2012 03:43 AM
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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
This happened in Reality and is a nice Book too!
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11/23/2012 04:22 AM
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just love
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11/23/2012 04:25 AM
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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
Put it in a choke hold until you get to shore.
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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
I know what I'd do. I'd pull out my Glock 23 and put a cap right betwen his eyes.
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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
Farting.

Everytime he come closer.
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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
How about if you spray the lion with mace?

I am somewhat effeminate like the star of 'Slumdog Millionaire', and carry a can of mace at all times.

What happens when you spray a tiger in the face with mace?

Has anybody tried?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28324122


spock
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04/08/2013 06:37 AM
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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
This is waguely familiar...

It is not a tiger it is your mother..

No wait you are the tiger and your mother is a zebra or maybe an orangutan...

I think you to kill the hyena an become one with the tiger

Good luck with that and if you meet peabo Bronson on the road kill him
john1054

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04/08/2013 06:43 AM
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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
Sue Ang Lee for not paying you for the movie rights.
Anonymous Coward
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04/08/2013 06:48 AM
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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
give fish to him fast ...

get on all 4 and be his bitch , that will delay being eaten for a while ...

scratch him if she is female .... and mate if she is ovulating

if anything of the avove does not work , you are tiger food !

die !
Anonymous Coward
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04/08/2013 07:33 AM
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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
A large tiger is around 10 feet long and weighs 300 Kg.

How can you and a 300 Kg Tiger be on a small boat and it did not sink??
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04/08/2013 08:14 AM
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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
that life of pi shit actually is Monarch Programming.

The Author, Yann Martel is a jewish death fag. First they destroy your religious identity. Next you will want to read Yann Martels book 'self' which is about losing your gender identity. Then you are ready for his third novel, holocaust brainwashing.

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04/08/2013 08:27 AM
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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
Sounds like somebody saw a movie today... I saw it today too... it was definitely different.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11765896


Thread: Strange Synchronicity: The Life of Pi & The Amazing SpiderMan + DNA Research
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Re: I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?
Start rocking the boat. Cats are useless around water.

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