I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?

Become friends with it.

Send me an Indian wife.

And then kill it when it sleeps?

That would make a heartwarming story, but unlikely.

"I'm Stuck On A Small Row Boat With A Tiger, What Should I Do?"

Stop being retarded?

1. Get naked.
2. Masturbate tiger to his satisfaction.
3. ????
4. Profit!

Wait until the man shouts

"Come in number 31, your time is up"

and row back to shore.



Just to add tigers are very good swimmers.



Last Edited by lightchild_uk on 11/23/2012 03:02 AM

Croikey! So I can't push it overboard and row away quickly.

Sounds like somebody saw a movie today... I saw it today too... it was definitely different.

Do you recommend it? Are Pie and the Tiger on this boat throughout the entire movie?

Lucky you have internet access on your small row boat!! Put the tiger on to this thread and we'll tell HIM what to do.

How about if you spray the lion with mace?

I am somewhat effeminate like the star of 'Slumdog Millionaire', and carry a can of mace at all times.

What happens when you spray a tiger in the face with mace?

Has anybody tried?

Yes.

...and then make sweet love to it.

Being Indian says you'd probably try to rape it and steal its job

Watch This movie I guess

Row around in circles until it turns to butter.

This happened in Reality and is a nice Book too!

just love

Put it in a choke hold until you get to shore.

I know what I'd do. I'd pull out my Glock 23 and put a cap right betwen his eyes.

Farting.

Everytime he come closer.

This is waguely familiar...

It is not a tiger it is your mother..

No wait you are the tiger and your mother is a zebra or maybe an orangutan...

I think you to kill the hyena an become one with the tiger

Good luck with that and if you meet peabo Bronson on the road kill him

Sue Ang Lee for not paying you for the movie rights.

give fish to him fast ...

get on all 4 and be his bitch , that will delay being eaten for a while ...

scratch him if she is female .... and mate if she is ovulating

if anything of the avove does not work , you are tiger food !

die !

A large tiger is around 10 feet long and weighs 300 Kg.

How can you and a 300 Kg Tiger be on a small boat and it did not sink??

that life of pi shit actually is Monarch Programming.

The Author, Yann Martel is a jewish death fag. First they destroy your religious identity. Next you will want to read Yann Martels book 'self' which is about losing your gender identity. Then you are ready for his third novel, holocaust brainwashing.

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Start rocking the boat. Cats are useless around water.