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Whats Sex like?

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/26/2012 12:28 AM
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Re: Whats Sex like?
it's like being thirsty.

before you drink there's nothing you want more.

after, it's like nothing you want less.
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Re: Whats Sex like?
Like NOTHING you've ever felt...
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cruise

HOW Can you BS Flag that?!
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11/26/2012 12:34 AM
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If you ever intend to try it, my first suggestion is not to refer to your manhood as a "pipi". Seriously? What are you, 12? lol
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11/26/2012 12:45 AM
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How is Babby formed? How is Babby formed? How is girl get Pragnent?
They must do waaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy instain mother, who kill their babbys, cos their kids cant fright back?
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11/26/2012 12:49 AM
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It's like masturbating, but there's someone else involved.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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11/26/2012 12:50 AM
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Re: Whats Sex like?
You want it so bad.

Then you get it then your like "you slept with me? your gross get away from me"

Girls are slimy and smelly anyways.

JK!

I could screw ALL day. Take lots of pills snort lots of drugs drink lots of beer and keep screwin cus it wont ever last.
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11/26/2012 01:09 AM
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First time is awkward. Not very good and is over in an instant. It's like anything else you wanna get good at....you have to practice. You get out of it what you put into it.
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11/26/2012 01:20 AM
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First time is awkward. Not very good and is over in an instant. It's like anything else you wanna get good at....you have to practice. You get out of it what you put into it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28445491


Crack cocaine. Starts FANTASTIC, is pretty good, is ok, gets me through the day.

Sex. Lousy, good, great, awesome, FANTASTIC, now im old and it sucks again.


Sex. The only thing in existence that gets better before it gets worse.
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It's like masturbating, but there's someone else involved.
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One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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11/26/2012 01:26 AM
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Re: Whats Sex like?
Good question.... what's the closest thing that doesn't involve a pie?
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11/26/2012 01:27 AM
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11/26/2012 01:28 AM
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Re: Whats Sex like?
When you are sooooo curious why do you not
spend a few Bucks are try it,
there is no other "Research" that is coming that cheap!

Use a Condom,
no kisses!
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11/26/2012 01:51 AM
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You know that feeling you get when you get up for work and then it dawns on you that it's Saturday?


That's not it.
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LOL no that's the best
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First time is awkward. Not very good and is over in an instant. It's like anything else you wanna get good at....you have to practice. You get out of it what you put into it.
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and so does she
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How is Babby formed? How is Babby formed? How is girl get Pragnent?
They must do waaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy instain mother, who kill their babbys, cos their kids cant fright back?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26329297


The Abbo's were the only primitive race to have never made the connection between sex and babies when the white man arrived to kill him.
"We goin feeshin for yabees in da reever boss!"
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cruise
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cruise

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cruise
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11/26/2012 02:19 AM
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Re: Whats Sex like?
Im 21, Im not gay, I like Women But i never had a relationship or sex. Ive fooled around but never stuck my Pipi inside a girl.flower
 Quoting: HJ Kramer 25500849


:fhbszff:
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Re: Whats Sex like?
get some flour and water and make a dough ball and then fuck it
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Im 21, Im not gay, I like Women But i never had a relationship or sex. Ive fooled around but never stuck my Pipi inside a girl.flower
 Quoting: HJ Kramer 25500849




Why would you put your clam inside a girl?


[link to en.wikipedia.org]


Curious?


burnit
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Im 21, Im not gay, I like Women But i never had a relationship or sex. Ive fooled around but never stuck my Pipi inside a girl.flower
 Quoting: HJ Kramer 25500849




Why would you put your clam inside a girl?


[link to en.wikipedia.org]


Curious?


burnit
 Quoting: GOON 28390555




Really, a Cockle controversy?


burnit
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Re: Whats Sex like?
wtf?
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11/26/2012 03:07 AM
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Re: Whats Sex like?
Personally I prefer blow jobs when it's from random hookups, especially if they're good at it. Sex has its ups and down, but if it's with someone you love it can be great.
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Re: Whats Sex like?
Im 21, Im not gay, I like Women But i never had a relationship or sex. Ive fooled around but never stuck my Pipi inside a girl.flower
 Quoting: HJ Kramer 25500849


:fhbszff:
 Quoting: SeaPunk


Sounds Legit
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Re: Whats Sex like?
sex is overrated.
I personally still prefer to masturbate.
Not because sex isnt good but it come's with a lot of baggage not to mention hours of endless talking and after 12+ years of marriage you pray for jack time lol

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