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Whats Sex like?

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/26/2012 07:20 AM
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Re: Whats Sex like?
Overrated. When you hit your 40s, you wonder why you even bother.

Yeah, having sex with someone you love makes it better, but it's still overrated.

If you want to experience bliss, go for chemical alternatives instead.
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11/26/2012 07:51 AM
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Re: Whats Sex like?
overrated, unless it's the love of your life, it can be great then... get a fleshlight, put it between to pillows, thrust.
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11/26/2012 07:51 AM
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Re: Whats Sex like?
You know that feeling you get when you get up for work and then it dawns on you that it's Saturday?


That's not it.
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LOL no that's the best
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You must be doing it wrong.

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11/26/2012 08:02 AM
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Well now..if it's with someone you don't like, your spouse for instance, it's not that great.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
Hume-Ent.
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12/06/2012 05:02 AM
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Re: Whats Sex like?
It's like having a wank only it's a bit warmer and a lot worse

How it feels depends on how loose she is!

if she's a virgin it will feel like you are dry humping a pillow that has a tube made out of acrylic in it and you'll feel abso-fucking-lutely nothing at all while shes screaming in ecstasy you'll be like "OW-OW-OW she's trying to rip my dick out as if it's a weed in the garden OW-OW-OW" all you'll see is her flicking her ass backwards and her gyrating her Hips a bit and see her tits wobble a bit and that's about it but it can be quite painful for the guy it can feel like she's trying to rip your dick off. SERIOUSLY!! that's why I recommend one nighters. Humans just don't know how to fuck I suggest getting a female goat and trying with that first just make sure you tie it's legs up first. rockon abduct oh and the extraterrestrial ladies are the BEST!! especially the reptilians with the tails because you know what they do with their tails don't you the tip of their tails is soft like your tongue massages your prostate gland ever so gently.. has a licking like effect to it You have NO IDEA what that feels like while the mid-section of their tails slide between your nuts and create that nut vibrating massage ">>>>>>>" shaped effect No Earth female no matter how much she tried could produce THAT type of effect which I must say is fucking AWESOME. E.T. Chicks are awesome as long as they are not greys. hiding

Most girls on earth feel like a jerkit or a sockpuppet

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