Whats Sex like?

Overrated. When you hit your 40s, you wonder why you even bother.

Yeah, having sex with someone you love makes it better, but it's still overrated.

If you want to experience bliss, go for chemical alternatives instead.

overrated, unless it's the love of your life, it can be great then... get a fleshlight, put it between to pillows, thrust.

You must be doing it wrong.

Well now..if it's with someone you don't like, your spouse for instance, it's not that great.

It's like having a wank only it's a bit warmer and a lot worse

How it feels depends on how loose she is!

if she's a virgin it will feel like you are dry humping a pillow that has a tube made out of acrylic in it and you'll feel abso-fucking-lutely nothing at all while shes screaming in ecstasy you'll be like "OW-OW-OW she's trying to rip my dick out as if it's a weed in the garden OW-OW-OW" all you'll see is her flicking her ass backwards and her gyrating her Hips a bit and see her tits wobble a bit and that's about it but it can be quite painful for the guy it can feel like she's trying to rip your dick off. SERIOUSLY!! that's why I recommend one nighters. Humans just don't know how to fuck I suggest getting a female goat and trying with that first just make sure you tie it's legs up first. oh and the extraterrestrial ladies are the BEST!! especially the reptilians with the tails because you know what they do with their tails don't you the tip of their tails is soft like your tongue massages your prostate gland ever so gently.. has a licking like effect to it You have NO IDEA what that feels like while the mid-section of their tails slide between your nuts and create that nut vibrating massage ">>>>>>>" shaped effect No Earth female no matter how much she tried could produce THAT type of effect which I must say is fucking AWESOME. E.T. Chicks are awesome as long as they are not greys.

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