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Religion Tard Brainwashed Cultists Reject the New Age Messiah

 
Simple_Man

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11/23/2012 04:16 PM

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Re: Religion Tard Brainwashed Cultists Reject the New Age Messiah
There is 2 billion people on earth that worship your false messiah and they don't even know that they are worshipping him

There is 2 billion Catholics on the planet and Catholicism is nothing but ancient pagan religion disguised as Christianity

Your messiah is so pathetic that he can't even tell people the truth because hardly anybody would follow him.....just look at the church of satan....they are honest and they hardly have any followers ...so your messiah disguises himself as a Christian messiah to fool people
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This makes no sense whatsoever. I am the New Age Messiah, dumbass.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Oh...I see .... you're insane .....

You do realize that if you were the messiah then you wouldn't be on GLP right?
Anonymous Coward
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11/23/2012 04:18 PM
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Everyone please join me in the most effusive praise of the greatest man ever in all of human history- His Majesty- The New Age Messiah!
New Age Messiah (OP)

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11/23/2012 04:18 PM
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Oh...I see .... you're insane .....

You do realize that if you were the messiah then you wouldn't be on GLP right?
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My screen name when I was on my mission was GLooPy. And you are stupid. sun
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King Julian The Boy Prophet

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11/23/2012 04:23 PM

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I am not a Religion Tard Brainwashed Cultist and I still reject you. Why? You conduct yourself with the poise of a mad man? SGodi is a more believable messiah than you.
New Age Messiah (OP)

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11/23/2012 04:25 PM
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I am not a Religion Tard Brainwashed Cultist and I still reject you. Why? You conduct yourself with the poise of a mad man? SGodi is a more believable messiah than you.
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet


Anyone would be "mad" in my shoes, that's why...

4messiah
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New Age Messiah (OP)

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11/23/2012 04:30 PM
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Thank you for not stalking. sun
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Anonymous Coward
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11/23/2012 04:31 PM
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Re: Religion Tard Brainwashed Cultists Reject the New Age Messiah
How can I join your cult and get a piece of the action?
I want to be the greatest disciple of the greatest leader in all of human history.
I will be your happy and content #2.
King Julian The Boy Prophet

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11/23/2012 04:31 PM

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Well surely satan's shoes must be maddening to wear. So tell me, you don't believe Jesus was your last incarnation?
New Age Messiah (OP)

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11/23/2012 04:32 PM
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How can I join your cult and get a piece of the action?
I want to be the greatest disciple of the greatest leader in all of human history.
I will be your happy and content #2.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28355146


If you have to ask, you are a stupid piece of shit.
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New Age Messiah (OP)

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11/23/2012 04:33 PM
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Well surely satan's shoes must be maddening to wear. So tell me, you don't believe Jesus was your last incarnation?
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet


For the third time, Jesus is a stupid made up story, this is obvious to anyone who's head isn't up their ass.
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Anonymous Coward
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11/23/2012 04:33 PM
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I'm many things, most notably, torture victim, a black hole, the point of singularity, the hero of the greatest true story ever told, speaker of the most profound words ever spoken, creator of the coolest most profound and beautiful jewelry ever created, and the only person in the world who knew what LOST was about.

I am also the ONE that the Goddess spoke to. Dumbass.

 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Should I agree with you or disagree with you?
Which would you prefer?
Your wish is my command.
New Age Messiah (OP)

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11/23/2012 04:35 PM
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I'm many things, most notably, torture victim, a black hole, the point of singularity, the hero of the greatest true story ever told, speaker of the most profound words ever spoken, creator of the coolest most profound and beautiful jewelry ever created, and the only person in the world who knew what LOST was about.

I am also the ONE that the Goddess spoke to. Dumbass.

 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Should I agree with you or disagree with you?
Which would you prefer?
Your wish is my command.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28355146


I don't give a fuck what you do. Please stop stalking me, though.
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11/23/2012 04:35 PM

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Thank you for not stalking. sun
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Please don't fret yourself....there's not much chance of you getting too many stalkers...honest
John 3:16 is Right
New Age Messiah (OP)

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11/23/2012 04:36 PM
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Thank you for not stalking. sun
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Please don't fret yourself....there's not much chance of you getting too many stalkers...honest
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny

It only takes one, dumbass.
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Anonymous Coward
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11/23/2012 04:37 PM
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You should count yourself fortunate that he, and the Goddess, has allowed you to remainin his thread in the presence of his, and her, greatness. Thank him. Praise him.
Thank Goddess for the New Age Messiah! sun
King Julian The Boy Prophet

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11/23/2012 04:37 PM

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The messiah sure has a dirty mouth.
Anonymous Coward
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11/23/2012 04:38 PM
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Re: Religion Tard Brainwashed Cultists Reject the New Age Messiah
Go away little boy, though pale imposter to his throne!
Anonymous Coward
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11/23/2012 04:39 PM
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Re: Religion Tard Brainwashed Cultists Reject the New Age Messiah
The messiah sure has a dirty mouth.
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet


Fuck you, dumbass.

sun

Psst, how was that NAM?
New Age Messiah (OP)

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11/23/2012 04:41 PM
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Anonymous Coward
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11/23/2012 04:43 PM
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Re: Religion Tard Brainwashed Cultists Reject the New Age Messiah
You look like an Egyptian Michael Jackson.

Just sayin'.
New Age Messiah (OP)

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11/23/2012 04:45 PM
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Re: Religion Tard Brainwashed Cultists Reject the New Age Messiah
You look like an Egyptian Michael Jackson.

Just sayin'.
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