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I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question

 
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11/23/2012 04:41 PM
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I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question
She really loves me, and I will be picking her up at the airport this Sunday. My Xmas gift came early this year!!! Sucks being a 36 year old virgin. I plan on having a big family and treating my new bride like a goddess...
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11/23/2012 04:42 PM
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Oh, and she said money doesn't matter to her, she married me for my compassion and treating her well on the online chats.
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11/23/2012 04:42 PM
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Re: I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question
how much did u pay?
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11/23/2012 04:42 PM
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Re: I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question
She really loves me, and I will be picking her up at the airport this Sunday. My Xmas gift came early this year!!! Sucks being a 36 year old virgin. I plan on having a big family and treating my new bride like a goddess...
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Are you a loser?

Oh wait, I knew the answer already...


YES YOU ARE!
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11/23/2012 04:43 PM
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Re: I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question
how much did u pay?
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5 grand, why?
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11/23/2012 04:43 PM
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Re: I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question
It's a trap!
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11/23/2012 04:43 PM
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Re: I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question
i remember when i was 12, i married an aussie online lol
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Re: I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question
She really loves me, and I will be picking her up at the airport this Sunday. My Xmas gift came early this year!!! Sucks being a 36 year old virgin. I plan on having a big family and treating my new bride like a goddess...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28119033


Are you a loser?

Oh wait, I knew the answer already...


YES YOU ARE!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1280825


Far better than the fat American women and their desire to bankrupt their man...
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11/23/2012 04:44 PM
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how much did u pay?
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5 grand, why?
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She's KGB

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No she's from Moscow.
Tigershield

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11/23/2012 04:44 PM

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I wish you good luck, I followed the same path, I need to say they are great fucks.
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11/23/2012 04:44 PM
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Can't wait to sport her at the yacht club!
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11/23/2012 04:45 PM
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Re: I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question
She really loves me, and I will be picking her up at the airport this Sunday. My Xmas gift came early this year!!! Sucks being a 36 year old virgin. I plan on having a big family and treating my new bride like a goddess...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28119033


Are you a loser?

Oh wait, I knew the answer already...


YES YOU ARE!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1280825


Far better than the fat American women and their desire to bankrupt their man...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28119033


You got a point, but I've tried "internationally". Women are the same everywhere now. Lying, stealing, cheating, crying and moaning.
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She really loves me, and I will be picking her up at the airport this Sunday. My Xmas gift came early this year!!! Sucks being a 36 year old virgin. I plan on having a big family and treating my new bride like a goddess...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28119033


Are you a loser?

Oh wait, I knew the answer already...


YES YOU ARE!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1280825


Far better than the fat American women and their desire to bankrupt their man...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28119033


You got a point, but I've tried "internationally". Women are the same everywhere now. Lying, stealing, cheating, crying and moaning.
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I'll just have her deported and start over... ;)
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11/23/2012 04:48 PM
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is her name dimitri? how thick is her mustache?
Tigershield

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11/23/2012 04:49 PM

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I do need to say, Dont make Russian chicks angry, cause they will pussy riot you like a madball on XTC.
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11/23/2012 04:50 PM
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I do need to say, Dont make Russian chicks angry, cause they will pussy riot you like a madball on XTC.
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She loves me, I don't think she will do that...
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11/23/2012 04:51 PM
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Re: I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question
Should I tell my religious girlfriend who has never put out, that I bought a bride and she is out of the picture?
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11/23/2012 04:51 PM

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I do need to say, Dont make Russian chicks angry, cause they will pussy riot you like a madball on XTC.
 Quoting: Tigershield


She loves me, I don't think she will do that...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28119033


Well you will be surprised. But most of the time they are very cute and love to help out.
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11/23/2012 05:05 PM
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Do you have "ticket to America" tattooed on your forehead??

Better go get it done really fast.

Cuz thats all you are.. trust me.. been there.. done that.
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11/23/2012 05:08 PM
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Do you have "ticket to America" tattooed on your forehead??

Better go get it done really fast.

Cuz thats all you are.. trust me.. been there.. done that.
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cruise
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11/23/2012 05:12 PM
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Re: I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question
She really loves me, and I will be picking her up at the airport this Sunday. My Xmas gift came early this year!!! Sucks being a 36 year old virgin. I plan on having a big family and treating my new bride like a goddess...
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Is her husband coming to live with you guys too?

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11/23/2012 05:12 PM
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sideways
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11/23/2012 05:13 PM
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Damn, I just got an email saying that the money I sent for tickets won't cover it and I need to send additional cash. 2k more for a life time of pleasure, sounds good to me...
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11/23/2012 05:14 PM
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Re: I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question
Do you have "ticket to America" tattooed on your forehead??

Better go get it done really fast.

Cuz thats all you are.. trust me.. been there.. done that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23393274


He only paid five grand. Even if he only gets a month of fucking out of it, its still not a bad deal.
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11/23/2012 05:15 PM

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Damn, I just got an email saying that the money I sent for tickets won't cover it and I need to send additional cash. 2k more for a life time of pleasure, sounds good to me...
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trollpt
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11/23/2012 05:16 PM

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feedtroll
We were meant to live for so much more, have we lost ourselves?
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11/23/2012 05:17 PM
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Seriously, I'm not trolling...
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11/23/2012 05:19 PM
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Re: I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question
Oh, and she said money doesn't matter to her, she married me for my compassion and treating her well on the online chats.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28119033


lolsign

I sure hope it is her ( as in photoshopped pic ) you collect from the airport and not the reality most complain about when they pay for the arrival.

Too funny, funniest thing is there will be men here reading this thinking it serious going " alright ".

Does she have a brother I can buy.. opps i mean marry for his compassion. I have some things he can get take me for when he leaves to go back to his russian love...
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11/23/2012 05:20 PM
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I thought Ttown was already married......
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11/23/2012 05:22 PM
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Damn, I just got an email saying that the money I sent for tickets won't cover it and I need to send additional cash. 2k more for a life time of pleasure, sounds good to me...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28119033


Trust me, Her frequent flyer mileage should cover it.
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11/23/2012 05:23 PM
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Re: I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question
Should I tell my girlfriend who won't out out?

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