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I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question

 
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I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question
She really loves me, and I will be picking her up at the airport this Sunday. My Xmas gift came early this year!!! Sucks being a 36 year old virgin. I plan on having a big family and treating my new bride like a goddess...
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Are you Putin on the Ritz?
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11/23/2012 04:42 PM
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Oh, and she said money doesn't matter to her, she married me for my compassion and treating her well on the online chats.
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11/23/2012 04:42 PM
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Re: I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question
how much did u pay?
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11/23/2012 04:42 PM
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Re: I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question
She really loves me, and I will be picking her up at the airport this Sunday. My Xmas gift came early this year!!! Sucks being a 36 year old virgin. I plan on having a big family and treating my new bride like a goddess...
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Are you a loser?

Oh wait, I knew the answer already...


YES YOU ARE!
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11/23/2012 04:43 PM
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Re: I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question
how much did u pay?
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5 grand, why?
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11/23/2012 04:43 PM
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It's a trap!
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11/23/2012 04:43 PM
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i remember when i was 12, i married an aussie online lol
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Re: I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question
She really loves me, and I will be picking her up at the airport this Sunday. My Xmas gift came early this year!!! Sucks being a 36 year old virgin. I plan on having a big family and treating my new bride like a goddess...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28119033


Are you a loser?

Oh wait, I knew the answer already...


YES YOU ARE!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1280825


Far better than the fat American women and their desire to bankrupt their man...
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how much did u pay?
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5 grand, why?
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She's KGB

agent
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11/23/2012 04:44 PM
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how much did u pay?
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5 grand, why?
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She's KGB

agent
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No she's from Moscow.
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11/23/2012 04:44 PM

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I wish you good luck, I followed the same path, I need to say they are great fucks.
If GLP falls, i fall.

GLP represents the Internet. The last beacon of the WORLD WIDE WEB. <--- (Hope)

Thread: GLP INTEL BUNKER : Air traffic feeds / tracking and ship tracking / Earthcams.And others. Updates daily.

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Can't wait to sport her at the yacht club!
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11/23/2012 04:45 PM
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Re: I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question
She really loves me, and I will be picking her up at the airport this Sunday. My Xmas gift came early this year!!! Sucks being a 36 year old virgin. I plan on having a big family and treating my new bride like a goddess...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28119033


Are you a loser?

Oh wait, I knew the answer already...


YES YOU ARE!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1280825


Far better than the fat American women and their desire to bankrupt their man...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28119033


You got a point, but I've tried "internationally". Women are the same everywhere now. Lying, stealing, cheating, crying and moaning.
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Re: I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question
She really loves me, and I will be picking her up at the airport this Sunday. My Xmas gift came early this year!!! Sucks being a 36 year old virgin. I plan on having a big family and treating my new bride like a goddess...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28119033


Are you a loser?

Oh wait, I knew the answer already...


YES YOU ARE!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1280825


Far better than the fat American women and their desire to bankrupt their man...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28119033


You got a point, but I've tried "internationally". Women are the same everywhere now. Lying, stealing, cheating, crying and moaning.
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I'll just have her deported and start over... ;)
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11/23/2012 04:47 PM

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Re: I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question
how much did u pay?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23297441


5 grand, why?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28119033


She's KGB

agent
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


No she's from Moscow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28119033


exactly

lol
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11/23/2012 04:48 PM
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is her name dimitri? how thick is her mustache?
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11/23/2012 04:49 PM

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I do need to say, Dont make Russian chicks angry, cause they will pussy riot you like a madball on XTC.
If GLP falls, i fall.

GLP represents the Internet. The last beacon of the WORLD WIDE WEB. <--- (Hope)

Thread: GLP INTEL BUNKER : Air traffic feeds / tracking and ship tracking / Earthcams.And others. Updates daily.

:chew:
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11/23/2012 04:50 PM
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I do need to say, Dont make Russian chicks angry, cause they will pussy riot you like a madball on XTC.
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She loves me, I don't think she will do that...
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11/23/2012 04:51 PM
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Re: I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question
Should I tell my religious girlfriend who has never put out, that I bought a bride and she is out of the picture?
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11/23/2012 04:51 PM

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I do need to say, Dont make Russian chicks angry, cause they will pussy riot you like a madball on XTC.
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She loves me, I don't think she will do that...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28119033


Well you will be surprised. But most of the time they are very cute and love to help out.
If GLP falls, i fall.

GLP represents the Internet. The last beacon of the WORLD WIDE WEB. <--- (Hope)

Thread: GLP INTEL BUNKER : Air traffic feeds / tracking and ship tracking / Earthcams.And others. Updates daily.

:chew:
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Alex Christopher Bickle

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11/23/2012 04:53 PM

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Re: I just got married on line to a russian hot woman - ask me a question
how much did u pay?
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5 grand, why?
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She's KGB

agent
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


No she's from Moscow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28119033


How do you think they smuggle their female agents into the States...

As Russian Mail Order Brides

Last Edited by Open Your Eyes on 11/23/2012 04:54 PM
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11/23/2012 05:05 PM
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Do you have "ticket to America" tattooed on your forehead??

Better go get it done really fast.

Cuz thats all you are.. trust me.. been there.. done that.
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11/23/2012 05:08 PM
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Do you have "ticket to America" tattooed on your forehead??

Better go get it done really fast.

Cuz thats all you are.. trust me.. been there.. done that.
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cruise
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Alex Christopher Bickle

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11/23/2012 05:09 PM

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Coming To America

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11/23/2012 05:12 PM
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She really loves me, and I will be picking her up at the airport this Sunday. My Xmas gift came early this year!!! Sucks being a 36 year old virgin. I plan on having a big family and treating my new bride like a goddess...
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Is her husband coming to live with you guys too?

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11/23/2012 05:12 PM
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sideways
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11/23/2012 05:13 PM
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Damn, I just got an email saying that the money I sent for tickets won't cover it and I need to send additional cash. 2k more for a life time of pleasure, sounds good to me...
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11/23/2012 05:14 PM
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Do you have "ticket to America" tattooed on your forehead??

Better go get it done really fast.

Cuz thats all you are.. trust me.. been there.. done that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23393274


He only paid five grand. Even if he only gets a month of fucking out of it, its still not a bad deal.
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11/23/2012 05:15 PM

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Damn, I just got an email saying that the money I sent for tickets won't cover it and I need to send additional cash. 2k more for a life time of pleasure, sounds good to me...
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trollpt
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Alex Christopher Bickle

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11/23/2012 05:16 PM

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Damn, I just got an email saying that the money I sent for tickets won't cover it and I need to send additional cash.
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That is just the beginning of the iceberg bro.

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