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I am a woman. Ask me a question.

 
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Did you ever get drunk and accidentally wipe your ass back to front?
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Haha no. Even when I'm drunk I'm still pretty thorough w/hygiene.
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11/23/2012 07:23 PM
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Nothing too...explicit...ok? I'm not trying to start a fap-fest.
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Have you ever stuffed your snapper full of marshmallows and did jumping jacks till your legs stuck together...or doesn't hubby like marshmallows?
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No foodstuffs in the genitals.
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11/23/2012 07:24 PM
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Nothing too...explicit...ok? I'm not trying to start a fap-fest.
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Have you ever stuffed your snapper full of marshmallows and did jumping jacks till your legs stuck together...or doesn't hubby like marshmallows?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21931562


No foodstuffs in the genitals.
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Not even whipped cream?
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11/23/2012 07:30 PM
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sorry about your luck as an egg.
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11/23/2012 07:33 PM
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sorry about your luck as an egg.
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That's not a question.
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11/23/2012 07:52 PM
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Do you wipe back to front or front to back?
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We have to wipe front to back, so as not to get butt-germs where they shouldn't be.
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That's good to know. I hate when pussy tastes shit.
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11/23/2012 07:57 PM
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what is a question??
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11/23/2012 08:04 PM
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Nothing too...explicit...ok? I'm not trying to start a fap-fest.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


How do you cope with being treated like a piece of meat to be used, on a regular basis, rather than as a fully functional human being?
 Quoting: Prostetnik


I completely avoid people/situations where I would find myself treated that way. Not that hard really once you get out of high school.
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Would you ever marry a No body?
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what do women see in men?
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Nothing too...explicit...ok? I'm not trying to start a fap-fest.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce



Would you ever marry a No body?
 Quoting: Prostetnik


I'm already married, & to some people maybe my hubby would seem like a nobody, but he's my best friend & I love him.
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what do women see in men?
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Probably whatever they want to see, until they know what to look for.
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11/23/2012 08:33 PM
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Have you ever broke through cheap toilet paper and accidentally molested yourself during the wipe?

Do you like the taste of your own pee pee or do a finger check to make sure every things otay downstairs?
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QUESTION FAIL x 2

Try again
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what do women see in men?
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Probably whatever they want to see, until they know what to look for.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


please. having shipped out to sea with guys for months
at a time i've got to observe that their company just
isn't all that desirable.
why on earth would any sane woman want to be with a man?
vain, self glorious beasts that we are?
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what is a question??
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Yes, what IS a question, although not a very good one ;)
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11/23/2012 08:39 PM
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what do women see in men?
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Probably whatever they want to see, until they know what to look for.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


please. having shipped out to sea with guys for months
at a time i've got to observe that their company just
isn't all that desirable.
why on earth would any sane woman want to be with a man?
vain, self glorious beasts that we are?
 Quoting: xxx 1391487


To paraphrase Rocky Balboa, we fill each other's gaps.

I find most men to be capable and sturdy in their own unique ways. And if they are funny too then that's just awesome :)
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11/23/2012 08:42 PM

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what does being 'a woman' entail for you? Just the physical traits, or certain gender roles/behavioural attributes too?

simply curious :)
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11/23/2012 08:47 PM
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Does penis size really matter?tomato
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Kinda, but only if you're REALLY big or REALLY small.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


What is the optimal penis size?
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Sometimes I wonder if maybe a 50% population reduction might just be a cleansing that is needed by reading some of the garbage posted on ALL websites..........

tard
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11/23/2012 08:48 PM
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If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be?
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11/23/2012 08:49 PM
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How does it feel to have real men accept that you will give offense several times a day and we just accept it whereas you take offense so easily and society expects that WE apologize?
xxx
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11/23/2012 08:54 PM
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what do women see in men?
 Quoting: xxx 1391487


Probably whatever they want to see, until they know what to look for.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


please. having shipped out to sea with guys for months
at a time i've got to observe that their company just
isn't all that desirable.
why on earth would any sane woman want to be with a man?
vain, self glorious beasts that we are?
 Quoting: xxx 1391487


To paraphrase Rocky Balboa, we fill each other's gaps.

I find most men to be capable and sturdy in their own unique ways. And if they are funny too then that's just awesome :)
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


can you describe your ideal man?
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what does being 'a woman' entail for you? Just the physical traits, or certain gender roles/behavioural attributes too?

simply curious :)
 Quoting: Parabola


I guess it has to be more than the physical aspects, because anyone can look like a woman if they try hard enough.

I do enjoy having a female body, although I've aLways said I'd love to be a guy for a week or so just to see what it's like.

As much as I consider myself a "modern" woman, I do feel there is some validity to aspects of the accepted gender roles. I love mommy stuff and baking and putting together a smashing outfit and all that. I love chivalry, but I think we should all pull our own weight.
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Does penis size really matter?tomato
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Kinda, but only if you're REALLY big or REALLY small.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


What is the optimal penis size?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1150530


That really does depend on the receptacle, I think.
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If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be?
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I would have gone to class more in high school. I was kind of a slacker.
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Mrs. Pierce,
What is it like being the 1st lady and living in the big white crib?
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How does it feel to have real men accept that you will give offense several times a day and we just accept it whereas you take offense so easily and society expects that WE apologize?
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That's kind of a loaded question. I wouldn't expect anyone to accept that kind of double standard, althuogh I can't deny that it often exists.
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11/23/2012 09:09 PM
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Honest, intelligent, healthy.
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Have you ever fantasized about going to bed with another woman?
Patriotism is supporting your country always -- and your government when they deserve it. Mark Twain


Those who beat their swords into plowshares usually end up plowing for those who kept their swords. -Benjamin Franklin
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Mrs. Pierce,
What is it like being the 1st lady and living in the big white crib?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1505880


Lucky for me I have no idea - too much drama!

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