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I am a woman. Ask me a question.

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/23/2012 07:21 PM
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Did you ever get drunk and accidentally wipe your ass back to front?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21931562


Haha no. Even when I'm drunk I'm still pretty thorough w/hygiene.
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11/23/2012 07:23 PM
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Nothing too...explicit...ok? I'm not trying to start a fap-fest.
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Have you ever stuffed your snapper full of marshmallows and did jumping jacks till your legs stuck together...or doesn't hubby like marshmallows?
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No foodstuffs in the genitals.
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11/23/2012 07:24 PM
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Nothing too...explicit...ok? I'm not trying to start a fap-fest.
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Have you ever stuffed your snapper full of marshmallows and did jumping jacks till your legs stuck together...or doesn't hubby like marshmallows?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21931562


No foodstuffs in the genitals.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


Not even whipped cream?
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11/23/2012 07:30 PM
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sorry about your luck as an egg.
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11/23/2012 07:33 PM
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sorry about your luck as an egg.
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That's not a question.
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11/23/2012 07:52 PM
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Do you wipe back to front or front to back?
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We have to wipe front to back, so as not to get butt-germs where they shouldn't be.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


That's good to know. I hate when pussy tastes shit.
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11/23/2012 07:57 PM
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what is a question??
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11/23/2012 08:04 PM
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Nothing too...explicit...ok? I'm not trying to start a fap-fest.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


How do you cope with being treated like a piece of meat to be used, on a regular basis, rather than as a fully functional human being?
 Quoting: Prostetnik


I completely avoid people/situations where I would find myself treated that way. Not that hard really once you get out of high school.
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Would you ever marry a No body?
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what do women see in men?
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11/23/2012 08:29 PM
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Nothing too...explicit...ok? I'm not trying to start a fap-fest.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce



Would you ever marry a No body?
 Quoting: Prostetnik


I'm already married, & to some people maybe my hubby would seem like a nobody, but he's my best friend & I love him.
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what do women see in men?
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Probably whatever they want to see, until they know what to look for.
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11/23/2012 08:33 PM
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Have you ever broke through cheap toilet paper and accidentally molested yourself during the wipe?

Do you like the taste of your own pee pee or do a finger check to make sure every things otay downstairs?
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QUESTION FAIL x 2

Try again
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what do women see in men?
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Probably whatever they want to see, until they know what to look for.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


please. having shipped out to sea with guys for months
at a time i've got to observe that their company just
isn't all that desirable.
why on earth would any sane woman want to be with a man?
vain, self glorious beasts that we are?
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what is a question??
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Yes, what IS a question, although not a very good one ;)
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11/23/2012 08:39 PM
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what do women see in men?
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Probably whatever they want to see, until they know what to look for.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


please. having shipped out to sea with guys for months
at a time i've got to observe that their company just
isn't all that desirable.
why on earth would any sane woman want to be with a man?
vain, self glorious beasts that we are?
 Quoting: xxx 1391487


To paraphrase Rocky Balboa, we fill each other's gaps.

I find most men to be capable and sturdy in their own unique ways. And if they are funny too then that's just awesome :)
Parabola

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11/23/2012 08:42 PM

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what does being 'a woman' entail for you? Just the physical traits, or certain gender roles/behavioural attributes too?

simply curious :)
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11/23/2012 08:47 PM
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Does penis size really matter?tomato
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Kinda, but only if you're REALLY big or REALLY small.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


What is the optimal penis size?
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Sometimes I wonder if maybe a 50% population reduction might just be a cleansing that is needed by reading some of the garbage posted on ALL websites..........

tard
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"The danger to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry
capable of entrusting a man like him with the Presidency.
It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of an
Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense
and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have
such a man for their? president.. Blaming the prince of the
fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of
fools that made him their prince".
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11/23/2012 08:48 PM
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If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be?
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11/23/2012 08:49 PM
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How does it feel to have real men accept that you will give offense several times a day and we just accept it whereas you take offense so easily and society expects that WE apologize?
xxx
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11/23/2012 08:54 PM
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what do women see in men?
 Quoting: xxx 1391487


Probably whatever they want to see, until they know what to look for.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


please. having shipped out to sea with guys for months
at a time i've got to observe that their company just
isn't all that desirable.
why on earth would any sane woman want to be with a man?
vain, self glorious beasts that we are?
 Quoting: xxx 1391487


To paraphrase Rocky Balboa, we fill each other's gaps.

I find most men to be capable and sturdy in their own unique ways. And if they are funny too then that's just awesome :)
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


can you describe your ideal man?
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what does being 'a woman' entail for you? Just the physical traits, or certain gender roles/behavioural attributes too?

simply curious :)
 Quoting: Parabola


I guess it has to be more than the physical aspects, because anyone can look like a woman if they try hard enough.

I do enjoy having a female body, although I've aLways said I'd love to be a guy for a week or so just to see what it's like.

As much as I consider myself a "modern" woman, I do feel there is some validity to aspects of the accepted gender roles. I love mommy stuff and baking and putting together a smashing outfit and all that. I love chivalry, but I think we should all pull our own weight.
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Does penis size really matter?tomato
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Kinda, but only if you're REALLY big or REALLY small.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


What is the optimal penis size?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1150530


That really does depend on the receptacle, I think.
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11/23/2012 09:01 PM
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If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be?
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I would have gone to class more in high school. I was kind of a slacker.
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11/23/2012 09:01 PM
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Mrs. Pierce,
What is it like being the 1st lady and living in the big white crib?
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11/23/2012 09:07 PM
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How does it feel to have real men accept that you will give offense several times a day and we just accept it whereas you take offense so easily and society expects that WE apologize?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20242021


That's kind of a loaded question. I wouldn't expect anyone to accept that kind of double standard, althuogh I can't deny that it often exists.
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11/23/2012 09:09 PM
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Honest, intelligent, healthy.
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i think i like you.
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Have you ever fantasized about going to bed with another woman?
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Mrs. Pierce,
What is it like being the 1st lady and living in the big white crib?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1505880


Lucky for me I have no idea - too much drama!

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