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I am a woman. Ask me a question.

 
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Have you ever fantasized about going to bed with another woman?
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No. I do think other women are beautiful, but I don't find them sexually attractive.
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11/23/2012 09:20 PM
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what does being 'a woman' entail for you? Just the physical traits, or certain gender roles/behavioural attributes too?

simply curious :)
 Quoting: Parabola


I guess it has to be more than the physical aspects, because anyone can look like a woman if they try hard enough.

I do enjoy having a female body, although I've aLways said I'd love to be a guy for a week or so just to see what it's like.

As much as I consider myself a "modern" woman, I do feel there is some validity to aspects of the accepted gender roles. I love mommy stuff and baking and putting together a smashing outfit and all that. I love chivalry, but I think we should all pull our own weight.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


Im enjoying this thread and I am curious about how/why we identify as a man or woman so strongly, and tend not to categorize or define ourselves (and others) based on 'descriptors' that are more effortful (eg. i am a kind person, i am a creative person, etc).

I also think its interesting that people feel so compelled to try to 'look like a man' or try to 'look like a woman'. Im a biologist who studies animal behavior and its something I enjoy thinking about. Thanks for sharing!
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11/23/2012 09:34 PM
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Nothing too...explicit...ok? I'm not trying to start a fap-fest.
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this is not a kitchen........ are you lost darling ?
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11/23/2012 10:11 PM
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Mrs. Pierce,
What is it like being the 1st lady and living in the big white crib?
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Lucky for me I have no idea - too much drama!
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


Boy, is my face red. I thought you were President Franklin Pierce's old lady.

I guess I flunked history.

easier question

Have you ever had waist length hair and why don't you now?
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11/23/2012 10:17 PM
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Is your husband's name Bert?
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11/23/2012 10:26 PM
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Nothing too...explicit...ok? I'm not trying to start a fap-fest.
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this is not a kitchen........ are you lost darling ?
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Cute...now back under your bridge...
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11/23/2012 10:28 PM
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Mrs. Pierce,
What is it like being the 1st lady and living in the big white crib?
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Lucky for me I have no idea - too much drama!
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


Boy, is my face red. I thought you were President Franklin Pierce's old lady.

I guess I flunked history.

easier question

Have you ever had waist length hair and why don't you now?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1505880


No, I've always wanted my hair to grow that long but it just seems to give up halfway down my back no matter what I do.
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Is your husband's name Bert?
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No.
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Mrs. Pierce,
What is it like being the 1st lady and living in the big white crib?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1505880


Lucky for me I have no idea - too much drama!
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


Boy, is my face red. I thought you were President Franklin Pierce's old lady.

I guess I flunked history.

easier question

Have you ever had waist length hair and why don't you now?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1505880


No, I've always wanted my hair to grow that long but it just seems to give up halfway down my back no matter what I do.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


oh, sorry I brought it up then.
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 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


Im enjoying this thread and I am curious about how/why we identify as a man or woman so strongly, and tend not to categorize or define ourselves (and others) based on 'descriptors' that are more effortful (eg. i am a kind person, i am a creative person, etc).

I also think its interesting that people feel so compelled to try to 'look like a man' or try to 'look like a woman'. Im a biologist who studies animal behavior and its something I enjoy thinking about. Thanks for sharing!
 Quoting: Parabola


No problem, thanks for stopping by :)
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Is your husband's name Bert?
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No.
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Apparently you are not the Mildred Pierce I know of then. She is from Glendale, California, although she now lives in Reno. She has two children, and has been married 3 times; Twice to Bert (whom she has just remarried), and once to Monty.

Monty was really an unpleasant fella, to say the least.
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11/23/2012 10:38 PM

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Your answers are awesome, and York seem to have great patience. Good thread.

Why does a brown cow eat green grass and give white milk? tounge
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11/23/2012 10:39 PM

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Damn auto spell. I meant your.
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11/23/2012 10:39 PM

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You!! I give up.
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11/23/2012 10:39 PM
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Nothing too...explicit...ok? I'm not trying to start a fap-fest.
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What's it like not being in the kitchen?
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11/23/2012 10:47 PM
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Your answers are awesome, and York seem to have great patience. Good thread.

Why does a brown cow eat green grass and give white milk? tounge
 Quoting: j994k


Thank you. I figured I would get some...interesting questions but I intend to roll with the punches.

As for the cow...I don't really know. Very little of what I eat is brown but it all ends up that color.
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11/23/2012 10:49 PM

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Your answers are awesome, and York seem to have great patience. Good thread.

Why does a brown cow eat green grass and give white milk? tounge
 Quoting: j994k


Thank you. I figured I would get some...interesting questions but I intend to roll with the punches.

As for the cow...I don't really know. Very little of what I eat is brown but it all ends up that color.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


NICE!! When I reach 200 karma you will be the first person I upgrade!

Well played!
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Nothing too...explicit...ok? I'm not trying to start a fap-fest.
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What's it like not being in the kitchen?
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I assume that was an attempt at a joke, but actually since yesterday was Thanksgiving here I'm quite relieved to be out of the kitchen today.
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11/23/2012 10:51 PM

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Do you wipe back to front or front to back?
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We have to wipe front to back, so as not to get butt-germs where they shouldn't be.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


That's good to know. I hate when pussy tastes shit.
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You sick motherfucker!!! Made me spew beer outa my nose!

Funniest post of the day:)
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Shaved or unshaved?
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Swallow or spit?
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Is 3rd input an option?
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What weapon are you most proficient with?
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Shaved or unshaved?
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I used to shave it, but it's really more trouble than it's worth to do that. You know how uncomfortable stubble can be on your face, so just imagine. I just keep it neat now.
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If Jesus and Allah got in a fight who would win? Why?
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Shaved or unshaved?
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I used to shave it, but it's really more trouble than it's worth to do that. You know how uncomfortable stubble can be on your face, so just imagine. I just keep it neat now.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


Pic? For proof only..;)
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What weapon are you most proficient with?
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That depends on the job.
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If Jesus and Allah got in a fight who would win? Why?
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Hmmm...I'd much rather have them compete in an Ultimate Cake-Off, or maybe a dance contest - something that required real skill as opposed to brute force.
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What weapon are you most proficient with?
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That depends on the job.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


Zombie defense.
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