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I am a woman. Ask me a question.

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/23/2012 11:03 PM
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Is 3rd input an option?
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Not for me, too much pain/damage potential and no real pleasure. As I understand it, that's better for 2 guys because there is prostate stimulation involved? But I wouldn't really know since I don't possess the equipment.
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11/23/2012 11:06 PM

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End of the world scenario: Walking dead, or Evolution?

Which are you best prepped for?
That is all...
Carshy McCarsh

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11/23/2012 11:10 PM
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other than being a baby maker what is your greatest achievement?
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This thread.

1rof1
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


McCarsh! Show some respect.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28361490


Nah.
My version of respect is derisive attention.

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Tell me what this tastes like...
Sloane

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11/23/2012 11:10 PM

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What is the one question you were hoping someone would ask? And then please tell us the answer!

:revolving:
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11/23/2012 11:13 PM
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What weapon are you most proficient with?
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That depends on the job.
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Zombie defense.
 Quoting: j994k


> 10 feet away, shotgun, preferably loaded w/ buckshot.

< 10 feet, Desert Eagle 50 cal.
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11/23/2012 11:18 PM
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What is the one question you were hoping someone would ask? And then please tell us the answer!

:revolving:
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I wasn't really hoping for any specific question, just a lot of interesting ones. GLP had not disappointed me :)
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What weapon are you most proficient with?
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That depends on the job.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


Zombie defense.
 Quoting: j994k


> 10 feet away, shotgun, preferably loaded w/ buckshot.

< 10 feet, Desert Eagle 50 cal.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


Do you reload your own ammo?
That is all...
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11/23/2012 11:19 PM
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Re: I am a woman. Ask me a question.
other than being a baby maker what is your greatest achievement?
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This thread.

1rof1
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


McCarsh! Show some respect.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28361490


Nah.
My version of respect is derisive attention.

hugs
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh



I thought it was funny. I love a quick wit.
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11/23/2012 11:22 PM
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That depends on the job.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


Zombie defense.
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> 10 feet away, shotgun, preferably loaded w/ buckshot.

< 10 feet, Desert Eagle 50 cal.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


Do you reload your own ammo?
 Quoting: j994k


As quickly as possible, while my hubby provides cover fire ;)
Anonymous Coward
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11/23/2012 11:23 PM
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You're a woman this time around. How tough was that for you?
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11/23/2012 11:24 PM
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What is a lock called if it opens up with every key? A bad lock. Nobody needs that kind of lock. What is called the key which opens every lock? A master key.

As you see, women are just like locks and men like keys. How do you feel about this? Do you recognize there is no direct equality between a man and a woman, but rather relative equality - they compliment eachother.
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11/23/2012 11:31 PM
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What is a lock called if it opens up with every key? A bad lock. Nobody needs that kind of lock. What is called the key which opens every lock? A master key.

As you see, women are just like locks and men like keys. How do you feel about this? Do you recognize there is no direct equality between a man and a woman, but rather relative equality - they compliment eachother.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18508172


I wouldn't say there is no direct equality. I'll admit that most women are not a physical match for most men, but we are intellectual equals.
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11/23/2012 11:34 PM
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You're a woman this time around. How tough was that for you?
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Easier at some times than others. I wonder what it's like to be a man, but I love being a woman.
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11/23/2012 11:36 PM
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What is a lock called if it opens up with every key? A bad lock. Nobody needs that kind of lock. What is called the key which opens every lock? A master key.

As you see, women are just like locks and men like keys. How do you feel about this? Do you recognize there is no direct equality between a man and a woman, but rather relative equality - they compliment eachother.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18508172


I recognize that we are all entitled to our opinions, dear, however backwards they may be.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


This is not what I asked for, my dear. Analoguous to what I stated before, the unability to answer to direct question with a direct answer must be an feature of woman.
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What is a lock called if it opens up with every key? A bad lock. Nobody needs that kind of lock. What is called the key which opens every lock? A master key.

As you see, women are just like locks and men like keys. How do you feel about this? Do you recognize there is no direct equality between a man and a woman, but rather relative equality - they compliment eachother.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18508172


I recognize that we are all entitled to our opinions, dear, however backwards they may be.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


This is not what I asked for, my dear. Analoguous to what I stated before, the unability to answer to direct question with a direct answer must be an feature of woman.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18508172


I misunderstood your question the first time I read it so I edited my post.

"I wouldn't say there is no direct equality. I'll admit that most women are not a physical match for most men, but we are intellectual equals."
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11/23/2012 11:58 PM
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So, I want to marry this gal,
it's important to know how many sexual partners she
has had. Do I double or triple her answer.
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11/24/2012 12:10 AM
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So, I want to marry this gal,
it's important to know how many sexual partners she
has had. Do I double or triple her answer.
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You're going to need calculus to deal with all the variables involved with her answer. I don't think a simple double or triple would be exact enough.
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11/24/2012 12:12 AM

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So, I want to marry this gal,
it's important to know how many sexual partners she
has had. Do I double or triple her answer.
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So, I want to marry this gal,
it's important to know how many sexual partners she
has had. Do I double or triple her answer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20395356


She is already married. If you are truly in love take her at face value, and believe what she says.
That is all...
j994k

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11/24/2012 12:13 AM

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So, I want to marry this gal,
it's important to know how many sexual partners she
has had. Do I double or triple her answer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20395356


So, I want to marry this gal,
it's important to know how many sexual partners she
has had. Do I double or triple her answer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20395356


She is already married. If you are truly in love take her at face value, and believe what she says.
That is all...
j994k

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11/24/2012 12:18 AM

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Sorry for double post. Phone locked up. My bad.
That is all...
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11/24/2012 12:24 AM
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Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20395356

You're going to need calculus to deal with all the variables involved with her answer. I don't think a simple
double or triple would be exact enough


Thanks, I'll keep the ring.
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Why does a brown cow eat green grass and give white milk?
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re: cow riddle? like a sort of zen koan?
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11/25/2012 03:46 AM
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Does penis size really matter?tomato
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Kinda, but only if you're REALLY big or REALLY small.
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


Well..NOW we know what Brief is always so uptight.
Yoda
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11/25/2012 04:02 AM
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Can you STFU about your sex?

Femitard.
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Can you STFU about your sex?

Femitard.
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I'm just here answering questions pal. I don't remember forcing you to care.

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