I am a woman. Ask me a question.

Have you ever fantasized about going to bed with another woman?

I guess it has to be more than the physical aspects, because anyone can look like a woman if they try hard enough.

I do enjoy having a female body, although I've aLways said I'd love to be a guy for a week or so just to see what it's like.

As much as I consider myself a "modern" woman, I do feel there is some validity to aspects of the accepted gender roles. I love mommy stuff and baking and putting together a smashing outfit and all that. I love chivalry, but I think we should all pull our own weight.

Nothing too...explicit...ok? I'm not trying to start a fap-fest.

Lucky for me I have no idea - too much drama!

this is not a kitchen........ are you lost darling ?

Boy, is my face red. I thought you were President Franklin Pierce's old lady.

I guess I flunked history.

easier question

Have you ever had waist length hair and why don't you now?

Is your husband's name Bert?

No, I've always wanted my hair to grow that long but it just seems to give up halfway down my back no matter what I do.

Im enjoying this thread and I am curious about how/why we identify as a man or woman so strongly, and tend not to categorize or define ourselves (and others) based on 'descriptors' that are more effortful (eg. i am a kind person, i am a creative person, etc).

I also think its interesting that people feel so compelled to try to 'look like a man' or try to 'look like a woman'. Im a biologist who studies animal behavior and its something I enjoy thinking about. Thanks for sharing!

No.

Nothing too...explicit...ok? I'm not trying to start a fap-fest.

Your answers are awesome, and York seem to have great patience. Good thread.

Why does a brown cow eat green grass and give white milk?

Thank you. I figured I would get some...interesting questions but I intend to roll with the punches.

As for the cow...I don't really know. Very little of what I eat is brown but it all ends up that color.

What's it like not being in the kitchen?

That's good to know. I hate when pussy tastes shit.

Shaved or unshaved?

I used to shave it, but it's really more trouble than it's worth to do that. You know how uncomfortable stubble can be on your face, so just imagine. I just keep it neat now.

What weapon are you most proficient with?

If Jesus and Allah got in a fight who would win? Why?

That depends on the job.