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my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not

 
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my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
I have a shotgun, rifle, my grandpa's .38 revolver, a kayak, a surfboard, plenty of ammo for all weapons, fishing gear, chickens, a green thumb if a tsunami hits, we're done in my world, but bring on the zombies.
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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
Yea but shes gonna be all snuggly snuggly when all of the preps actually come into play at some tie,, Ya kno

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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
Here's the question to determine whether you are or aren't a redneck: Your surfboard and kayak...are they for the ocean or lake?
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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
Do you watch Turtle man?


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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
Meant to put a comma between green thumb, and the tsunami apocylpse zombie attack.
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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
I have a shotgun, rifle, my grandpa's .38 revolver, a kayak, a surfboard, plenty of ammo for all weapons, fishing gear, chickens, a green thumb if a tsunami hits, we're done in my world, but bring on the zombies.
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How do you pronounce the word "your"?
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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
Sounds like she loves you.

Now, had she called you a metrosexual, sensitive, new-age guy, you'd have every right to be offended.
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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
Meant to put a comma between green thumb, and the tsunami apocylpse zombie attack.
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You be a educumated redneck kinda guy!

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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
Meant to put a comma between green thumb, and the tsunami apocylpse zombie attack.
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Sir! Should one prefer a comma, one most certainly is no redneck. Bring the man comma.
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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
Do you look like a redneck?
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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
I do have a place 100 yards from the GOM, but I made a nice little compound. Trying to be as self sufficient as possible.
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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
Haha, yeah, I have long hair, long beard. Nice smile though. I'm a good lookin dude.
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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
Haha, yeah, I have long hair, long beard. Nice smile though. I'm a good lookin dude.
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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
I have a shotgun, rifle, my grandpa's .38 revolver, a kayak, a surfboard, plenty of ammo for all weapons, fishing gear, chickens, a green thumb if a tsunami hits, we're done in my world, but bring on the zombies.
 Quoting: dbnpcb 7122040


Hell yeah. My kinda redneck!

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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
I'm a drummer in a rock band. I look like a surfer, cuz I am.
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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
Duck Dynasty rules.

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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
I have a shotgun, rifle, my grandpa's .38 revolver, a kayak, a surfboard, plenty of ammo for all weapons, fishing gear, chickens, a green thumb if a tsunami hits, we're done in my world, but bring on the zombies.
 Quoting: dbnpcb 7122040


How do you pronounce the word "your"?
 Quoting: ItzGeralyn


Interesting. Does anyone pronounce it to rhyme with Sour, or our? Does a redneck pronounce it to sounds like Yore? Is the New Yawker pronunciation of euer (you-er)(two syllables), or is it just pronounced like yer as in Git yer ass outahere.
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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
id rather be a backwoods redneck than Barack
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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
I also think about how I will get by, when tshtf, I always have. That's what u do! I'm also a combat vet.
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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
I have a shotgun, rifle, my grandpa's .38 revolver, a kayak, a surfboard, plenty of ammo for all weapons, fishing gear, chickens, a green thumb if a tsunami hits, we're done in my world, but bring on the zombies.
 Quoting: dbnpcb 7122040


How do you pronounce the word "your"?
 Quoting: ItzGeralyn


Interesting. Does anyone pronounce it to rhyme with Sour, or our? Does a redneck pronounce it to sounds like Yore? Is the New Yawker pronunciation of euer (you-er)(two syllables), or is it just pronounced like yer as in Git yer ass outahere.
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Closer to the mountains that is pronounced "geet".
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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
So........what's wrong with rednecks?
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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
So........what's wrong with rednecks?
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Nothing. It's nothing more than stupid stereotype by libtards using Alinsky tactics to try and discredit opponents.
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So........what's wrong with rednecks?
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Nothing. It's nothing more than stupid stereotype by libtards using Alinsky tactics to try and discredit opponents.
 Quoting: AlcoholicRunner


Yea, I live in the south, and i love rednecks! LOL!

There are all kinds of awesome people in the world.

hf
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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
Proper pronunciation would be "yer". I'm originally from northern Minnesota, so my accent was ridiculed in the south. I lived in SE Asia as a child, so I was always different anyway.
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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
You you wear cut off jeans and a tank top?

Do you have cars on blocks in your yard?

Is there an old refrigerator in your back yard?


If so, then yes.
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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
ok, this will settle it.

do you have a car in your front yard on cinderblocks?
and do you have a sofa on your front lawn?

if the answer is yes to either of the two questions, yous a redneck
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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
You you wear cut off jeans and a tank top?

Do you have cars on blocks in your yard?

Is there an old refrigerator in your back yard?


If so, then yes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17492600


we were both thinking the same thing. :)
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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
Proper pronunciation would be "yer". I'm originally from northern Minnesota, so my accent was ridiculed in the south. I lived in SE Asia as a child, so I was always different anyway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7122040


Funny. I'm deaf and some people have tendency to think that I'm from another nation even though I was born in USA...
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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
You you wear cut off jeans and a tank top?

Do you have cars on blocks in your yard?

Is there an old refrigerator in your back yard?


If so, then yes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17492600


we were both thinking the same thing. :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22083480


The car does not have to be on blocks if there is grass growing through the floorboard.
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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
So........what's wrong with rednecks?
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Nothing. It's nothing more than stupid stereotype by libtards using Alinsky tactics to try and discredit opponents.
 Quoting: AlcoholicRunner


Yea, I live in the south, and i love rednecks! LOL!

There are all kinds of awesome people in the world.

hf
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


5a I live in the south too!
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Re: my gf thinks i'm a redneck, i think not
So........what's wrong with rednecks?
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Nothing. It's nothing more than stupid stereotype by libtards using Alinsky tactics to try and discredit opponents.
 Quoting: AlcoholicRunner


Yea, I live in the south, and i love rednecks! LOL!

There are all kinds of awesome people in the world.

hf
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


5a I live in the south too!


 Quoting: AlcoholicRunner


Yeah for the south and for rednecks too!

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