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Short people aren't people at all

 
Uncle Mikey

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What do you consider short?
 Quoting: Debauchery


5'6 and under for men. If you can call them men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28363197


chuckle

Nothing worse than a tiny man.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Forget the Murderers, Child Molesters, Rapists... because "there's nothing worse".

After a lifetime of hearing comments like that, I'm truly done with this existence.

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What do you consider short?
 Quoting: Debauchery


5'6 and under for men. If you can call them men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28363197


chuckle

Nothing worse than a tiny man.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Forget the Murderers, Child Molesters, Rapists... because "there's nothing worse".

After a lifetime of hearing comments like that, I'm truly done with this existence.

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 Quoting: Uncle Mikey


Oh get over it.

It was a joke. Note the smiley.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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What do you consider short?
 Quoting: Debauchery


5'6 and under for men. If you can call them men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28363197


chuckle

Nothing worse than a tiny man.
 Quoting: Debauchery


oh sure there is, how about a person with a shallow mind?
it's all relative, or hadn't you figured that out yet?
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11/23/2012 11:43 PM
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5'6 and under for men. If you can call them men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28363197


chuckle

Nothing worse than a tiny man.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Forget the Murderers, Child Molesters, Rapists... because "there's nothing worse".

After a lifetime of hearing comments like that, I'm truly done with this existence.

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 Quoting: Uncle Mikey


Oh get over it.

It was a joke. Note the smiley.
 Quoting: Debauchery


well, maybe you're the joke and don't get it
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How short for women?

But of course they're people--just short ones.
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Under 5'4" IMHO
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


Well, that sucks!
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chuckle

Nothing worse than a tiny man.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Forget the Murderers, Child Molesters, Rapists... because "there's nothing worse".

After a lifetime of hearing comments like that, I'm truly done with this existence.

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 Quoting: Uncle Mikey


Oh get over it.

It was a joke. Note the smiley.
 Quoting: Debauchery


well, maybe you're the joke and don't get it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1023652


But at least I'm not short.

rimshot

You need to lighten up. I'm not the one that called them less than human yet I'm your focus.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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5'6 and under for men. If you can call them men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28363197


chuckle

Nothing worse than a tiny man.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Forget the Murderers, Child Molesters, Rapists... because "there's nothing worse".

After a lifetime of hearing comments like that, I'm truly done with this existence.

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 Quoting: Uncle Mikey


Oh get over it.

It was a joke. Note the smiley.
 Quoting: Debauchery


its all good i like fat chicks, you give good head
Uncle Mikey

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5'6 and under for men. If you can call them men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28363197


chuckle

Nothing worse than a tiny man.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Forget the Murderers, Child Molesters, Rapists... because "there's nothing worse".

After a lifetime of hearing comments like that, I'm truly done with this existence.

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 Quoting: Uncle Mikey


Oh get over it.

It was a joke. Note the smiley.
 Quoting: Debauchery


...and there's the insult to the injury.

A typical, unapologetic comment, shifting the focus to me having some sort of 'issue' that I need to 'get over'.

Comments like that are never funny... period.

You blew it Debauchery. Face it.
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11/23/2012 11:48 PM
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Do you realize that the clothing industry does not even make clothes for men under 5'8" bwahahahahahaha!!
Uncle Mikey

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chuckle

Nothing worse than a tiny man.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Forget the Murderers, Child Molesters, Rapists... because "there's nothing worse".

After a lifetime of hearing comments like that, I'm truly done with this existence.

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 Quoting: Uncle Mikey


Oh get over it.

It was a joke. Note the smiley.
 Quoting: Debauchery


its all good i like fat chicks, you give good head
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1487573


So called 'Fat Chicks' can always lose weight. It's not permanent. Besides, BBW's are just that... beautiful.

There is no comparison to being a short male, which IS a permanent condition. It's like being disabled without the help, love, sympathy and general respect that is often given to those in society that are officially pronounced as such.
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They're less than human. Discuss.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28363197


Me:

Male.

5'4".

44 yrs old.

Never married.

No children.

Yeah, the world pretty much treats you like garbage (especially women). I don't really have anything positive to say about it, other than I get to see how human beings truly are.

suicide
 Quoting: Uncle Mikey


i'm 1 1/2" taller than you. so, i've thought of moving to another country where men in our height range are more or less average. central america, or anywhere in asia. otherwise, i can relate to what you are saying.
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The bigger they are the harder they fall.
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chuckle

Nothing worse than a tiny man.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Forget the Murderers, Child Molesters, Rapists... because "there's nothing worse".

After a lifetime of hearing comments like that, I'm truly done with this existence.

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 Quoting: Uncle Mikey


Oh get over it.

It was a joke. Note the smiley.
 Quoting: Debauchery


...and there's the insult to the injury.

A typical, unapologetic comment, shifting the focus to me having some sort of 'issue' that I need to 'get over'.

Comments like that are never funny... period.

You blew it Debauchery. Face it.
 Quoting: Uncle Mikey


I'm not going to apologize for a joke.

I lack diplomacy, I'm not very tactful and I often make jokes that people find offensive.

The only person that can make you feel bad is you. If you're insecure about your height that is your issue. Not mine.

I'm short..I'm 5'4 - 5'5. I'm apparently not a person at all either. I don't freak out about it.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
Uncle Mikey

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Do you realize that the clothing industry does not even make clothes for men under 5'8" bwahahahahahaha!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23382441


I have to constantly roll by jeans up from the bottom because they my legs aren't long enough.
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chuckle

Nothing worse than a tiny man.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Forget the Murderers, Child Molesters, Rapists... because "there's nothing worse".

After a lifetime of hearing comments like that, I'm truly done with this existence.

censored
 Quoting: Uncle Mikey


Oh get over it.

It was a joke. Note the smiley.
 Quoting: Debauchery


its all good i like fat chicks, you give good head
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1487573


Dude..I'm not fat, I'm just old and short.

I accept that.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Bruce Lee was one badass short guy, so is Chuck Norris.
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You should lose your legs.
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Forget the Murderers, Child Molesters, Rapists... because "there's nothing worse".

After a lifetime of hearing comments like that, I'm truly done with this existence.

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 Quoting: Uncle Mikey


Oh get over it.

It was a joke. Note the smiley.


 Quoting: Debauchery


well, maybe you're the joke and don't get it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1023652


But at least I'm not short.

rimshot

You need to lighten up. I'm not the one that called them less than human yet I'm your focus.
 Quoting: Debauchery

idk, maybe you're debouched. that couldn't be good
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Forget the Murderers, Child Molesters, Rapists... because "there's nothing worse".

After a lifetime of hearing comments like that, I'm truly done with this existence.

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 Quoting: Uncle Mikey


Oh get over it.

It was a joke. Note the smiley.
 Quoting: Debauchery


its all good i like fat chicks, you give good head
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1487573


So called 'Fat Chicks' can always lose weight. It's not permanent. Besides, BBW's are just that... beautiful.

There is no comparison to being a short male, which IS a permanent condition. It's like being disabled without the help, love, sympathy and general respect that is often given to those in society that are officially pronounced as such.
 Quoting: Uncle Mikey


Sure and fat women or midget women don't have a problem getting men and the proof is that there is porn featuring midget women, fat women, etc.... So there must be a big demand for those types of women. However, I have never once heard of any woman who claims to prefer short men bwahahahahahaha!!
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Bruce Lee was one badass short guy, so is Chuck Norris.
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the point is in a bar where ppl don't know that they are bruce lee or chuck norris, those two would not get shit bwahahahaha!!
Uncle Mikey

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Short people got no reason to live.



 Quoting: MuzzleBreak


I remember when that song came out. I was teased and humiliated for years after that. They called me 'Mini Boy'.

Yep, I would be walking along minding my own businiess, and people would look at me and start singing that song.

Many people simply have no idea what it's like.

Again, the women were always a huge magnitude crueler than the men. I can say why too.

ohyeah
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I bet my short ass will whoop that shit out ur tall ass and the harder your tall skinny ass will be. We are quicker , I guarantee with my strength I'd kick that shit out your ass and make your wife want me. You ignorant piece of shit. You are what's wrong with this world. Read what you just wrote and look how stupid you are. I know what I wrote ain't any better but that's just to prove that ur a fucking idiot. A complete idiot. A dumbass idiot. You probably got your ass kicked by a midget couldn't believe and came to the conclusion that they can't possibly be human because they owned your ass. Am I right??? Can't wait for ur ignorant ass comeback.... come on give me ur best shot ... jack in the bean stock. You jolly green giant.
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Oh get over it.

It was a joke. Note the smiley.
 Quoting: Debauchery


its all good i like fat chicks, you give good head
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1487573


So called 'Fat Chicks' can always lose weight. It's not permanent. Besides, BBW's are just that... beautiful.

There is no comparison to being a short male, which IS a permanent condition. It's like being disabled without the help, love, sympathy and general respect that is often given to those in society that are officially pronounced as such.
 Quoting: Uncle Mikey


Sure and fat women or midget women don't have a problem getting men and the proof is that there is porn featuring midget women, fat women, etc.... So there must be a big demand for those types of women. However, I have never once heard of any woman who claims to prefer short men bwahahahahahaha!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23382441


Very true.

BTW: The bwahahahahahaha!! at the end is a nice reminder of my place in this world.

clappa

Last Edited by Uncle Mikey on 11/24/2012 12:01 AM
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Believe it or not GLP, you have just figured out women. you know how they say oh women are mysterious and you can't figure them out, that women are just more sensitive blah blah blah, and that for women it isn't looks that matter blah blah blah. The answer is that WOMEN WANT TALL GUYS. Why is that woman with that ugly guy? BECAUSE HE IS TALL. That is all there is to it. That is the secret of women; they want tall guys.
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People who look for a physical reason to separate spirits offer a service ... and for this OP, I thank you. We need to learn the difference between physical manifestation and spirit inhabitation. When someone can throw out a very simple statement and then stand back and watch people take arms in attack and defense mode because they don't realize that it is only two sides of the one stone ... the belief in physicality and further the belief in separation ... then I appreciate the role of the manipulator. For centuries the King's court has appreciated the need for the fool to play jokes on people who take themselves too seriously to get back to truth ... to show them that they are fools themselves if they participate. The universe does have a sense of humor and you manifest that function so easily. Thank You for dividing that which is considerable from that which would only appear to be considerable. Thank you for shaking the tree to see who falls out of it.
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Uncle Mikey

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Believe it or not GLP, you have just figured out women. you know how they say oh women are mysterious and you can't figure them out, that women are just more sensitive blah blah blah, and that for women it isn't looks that matter blah blah blah. The answer is that WOMEN WANT TALL GUYS. Why is that woman with that ugly guy? BECAUSE HE IS TALL. That is all there is to it. That is the secret of women; they want tall guys.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23382441


One reason (I can assure you) is that many women are simply too embarrased to be anywhere near a short male... much less date one.

Unfortunately, the 'short jokes' now become her burden as well. Her friends begin with the 'oh so funny' comments... and of course end them with the 'I was kidding' BS.

bash
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Go ahead.... I'll be your punching bag.

It's not always fun and games. There are people seriously struggling with these issues but you don't give a shit...!!!
Yo could care less who you hurt. You can be a chicken shit and hide behind a keyboard and type the most hurtful nonesense. Not giving a shit who you hurt in the process.

Why in the hell do you feel you have to belittle others...?

Does it make you feel better or more superior...?

Who gives a shit anymore really...!

Go ahead a say the most hateful fucking things you can say about me. Give your best. Get it all out...!!! And don't hold back.

Yeah I'm short with a little dick and it hurts like hell. And it hurts to know there is nothing I can do about it. No matter what I do. I can't change that, so I am forced to try harder and work harder for things that come so easy for others. And having my heart broke over and over.

I didn't choose this life, I didn't get to choose my height or my dick size.

You guys have no idea how much it hurts but you don't give shit.

What in the hell is wrong with you and this fucked up world we live in...?

And you know what...?

Whether or not you realize you are being a mega asshole,

I hope you have a wonderful life. I really do.

It's hard sometimes not to give a fuck anymore....
Uncle Mikey

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If anyone here has gone over fifteen years without a single date, then you too can relate a bit as to how it feels... at least partly.

The good news is that I used the time to secure a very rewarding career making six figures now.

5a

The funny part is still classified. Justice works in mysterious ways I guess.

drevil
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If anyone here has gone over fifteen years without a single date, then you too can relate a bit as to how it feels... at least partly.

The good news is that I used the time to secure a very rewarding career making six figures now.

5a

The funny part is still classified. Justice works in mysterious ways I guess.

drevil
 Quoting: Uncle Mikey


In all seriousness I don't understand how your height has been that much of an issue in regard to dating.

I'm short like I said but I see women all of the time that I seem to tower over. They're extremely short. I can't see why you'd have a problem finding a shorter woman to date.

Women generally just prefer a mate that's taller than them, not necessarily 6' +
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.

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