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Got caught masturbating at work today... Now I'm unemployed.

 
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Got caught masturbating at work today... Now I'm unemployed.
Been a rough patch.... 2 years since being with a woman. got a little backed up so I figured I'd tie one off in the bathroom. Fucking stall lock was busted and I didn't hear anyone coming, next thing I know I'm being stared at by the janitor with my dick in my hand...

Can I get a lawyer to fight this wrongful firing ? I was simply rubbing an itch on my genitals ...wtf
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11/23/2012 09:04 PM

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Hope u got to finash
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11/23/2012 09:10 PM
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you should not have invited the janitor to join inrolleyes
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11/23/2012 09:11 PM
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When you got caught, did you at least aim at your boss and shoot in his/her eye?
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Re: Got caught masturbating at work today... Now I'm unemployed.
you should not have invited the janitor to join inrolleyes
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TROLL
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11/23/2012 09:11 PM
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I think you should be able to beat it.
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Did the janitor finish you off?
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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11/23/2012 09:12 PM
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its the bathroom you should be able to do anything u want in there
my 2 cents
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11/23/2012 09:13 PM

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Wow...talk about a 'sticky' situation.
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Here is a news flash:

You don't get payed to play with yourself.

Would YOU pay someone to do that?
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11/23/2012 09:13 PM
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I think you should be able to beat it.
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Yeah - just beat it.
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11/23/2012 09:16 PM
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Re: Got caught masturbating at work today... Now I'm unemployed.
Been a rough patch.... 2 years since being with a woman. got a little backed up so I figured I'd tie one off in the bathroom. Fucking stall lock was busted and I didn't hear anyone coming, next thing I know I'm being stared at by the janitor with my dick in my hand...

Can I get a lawyer to fight this wrongful firing ? I was simply rubbing an itch on my genitals ...wtf
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stfupl trolltrike
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11/23/2012 09:20 PM
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stoopid jerkoff!! jerkitblahblah
Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!
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11/23/2012 09:21 PM
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you should not have invited the janitor to join inrolleyes
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Here is a news flash:

You don't get payed to play with yourself.

Would YOU pay someone to do that?
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Is this a trick question?
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11/23/2012 09:23 PM
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Thanks for the belly laugh!
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11/23/2012 09:24 PM
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were you wearing a condom, god knows what bacteria live on those public seats.

Also if you are in court are you prepared to identify on a doll what part you were touching
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11/23/2012 09:26 PM
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Wow...talk about a 'sticky' situation.
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11/23/2012 09:26 PM
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LMAO
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11/23/2012 10:02 PM
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Wow. Typical GLP boy wonder. 5a
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11/23/2012 10:05 PM
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You should have just reached under stall with your foot or found a glory hole

Did you at least finish in your fleshlight you depraved pervert
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11/23/2012 10:12 PM
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Re: Got caught masturbating at work today... Now I'm unemployed.
Why didnt u wait till home to strangle the turkey? Was it really impertive to shoot gentlemans relish at work?
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11/23/2012 10:13 PM
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silly wanker - at least someone less obvious can now fill your position... thanks for easing the unemployment slightly... and seriously 'long time no fuckey' is not a valid excuse for anything!
silly tosser indeed...
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The troll is an obvious troll.
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11/23/2012 10:31 PM
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Easy solution

Go get a job jacking off into cups at the donation center

Spread your degenerate seed across the world lol

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11/23/2012 10:33 PM
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The troll is an obvious troll.
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That or works in the place with the worlds dumbest janitor.

Who doesn't check before barging in with a mop? And really, ask yourself this, would you go and report the guy, masturbating in a stall? Of course not.

Well, unless he was the great "spooge Bandit" that's been leaving sperm all over he floor for months, then the janitor might not have had a choice...
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11/23/2012 10:39 PM
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I think you should be able to beat it.
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11/23/2012 10:42 PM
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Re: Got caught masturbating at work today... Now I'm unemployed.
Been a rough patch.... 2 years since being with a woman. got a little backed up so I figured I'd tie one off in the bathroom. Fucking stall lock was busted and I didn't hear anyone coming, next thing I know I'm being stared at by the janitor with my dick in my hand...

Can I get a lawyer to fight this wrongful firing ? I was simply rubbing an itch on my genitals ...wtf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1466889


Sad little man is this all you have in life.bsflag
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ADMIT IT.....WERE FUCKED!!!

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11/23/2012 10:45 PM

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Lol.. Stupidest thread of the day...

Could u imagine putting that in your résumé?

Reason for leaving last job:

Got caught beating my dick like a red headed step child in the bathroom stall. ... Hey I don't know they were so upset.. I was on my break.