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Got caught masturbating at work today... Now I'm unemployed.

 
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11/23/2012 10:46 PM

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Stick with the Scratching your Balls Story .
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sad story

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11/23/2012 10:50 PM
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Don't lie!

You were sucking cock!
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Dude, that sucks.

I got caught masturbating at work one night when I was working late, didn't think anyone was there. The owner's sister had keys to the shop and used an upstairs loft for storage for stuff she wanted to hide from her kids, Christmas gifts etc. She caught me, and what should have been awkward led to her telling me it had been 3 years since she'd been with anyone.

We've been married 5 years in October. We just laugh when someone asks how we met.
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11/23/2012 10:55 PM
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WOW..You must've been really goin in on yourself,if someone can walk in and YOU not hear them..you need to used the focus I'm something else...cause that's just dangerous
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11/23/2012 10:57 PM
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Dude, that sucks.

I got caught masturbating at work one night when I was working late, didn't think anyone was there. The owner's sister had keys to the shop and used an upstairs loft for storage for stuff she wanted to hide from her kids, Christmas gifts etc. She caught me, and what should have been awkward led to her telling me it had been 3 years since she'd been with anyone.

We've been married 5 years in October. We just laugh when someone asks how we met.
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11/23/2012 11:07 PM

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dude...you should have turned it on the janitor....said he opened the stall door and made advances on you..get him for sexual harassment...he was lucky you did not beat the shit out of him..and that he only turned you in because he took it like any scorned bi**h would have geesh...

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Last Edited by Abi ~ on 11/23/2012 11:08 PM
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11/23/2012 11:21 PM

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hiding zoinks scared ahhh