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Bigfoot DNA study is finished

 
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From the North American Bigfoot Search Website. Looks like Bigfoot might be some type of Human Hybrid. Kind of surprises me. I was pretty certain it would be an unknown primate with no real human connection.

Blog # 181 November 23, 2012

The DNA Project/Update

It’s been many months that myself and members of our team have silently watched the progress of our Bigfoot DNA Project under the guidance of Dr. Melba Ketchum. Silence in this research arena tends to push outsiders to make rash and irresponsible comments. In the technology world, silence about projects is routine, expected and is part of the landscape. In the bigfoot world, people in the past have been boisterous with wild claims, accusations and irresponsible behavior the norm. Our group (North America Bigfoot Search) has been trying to live by a different standard, a professional standard that the rest of the world understands and appreciates.

In the last twelve months you have seen a variety of groups suddenly take interest in bigfoot DNA. Where was that interest four years ago when we started our DNA Project? Dr. Jeff Meldrum has gone to Europe with his interest and utilized the resources of Oxford University in an attempt to develop a DNA sequence on Bigfoot. A weekly show about bigfoot also has just recently found an interest in bigfoot DNA and is trying to exploit this avenue, and there are others. There is not one group that has developed the scientific team and the high number of quality specimens to even come close to what North America Bigfoot Search and Dr. Ketchum’s team of esteemed scientists have accomplished.

The public perception of bigfoot, sasquatch and wild men is about to change forever. It has always been our belief that there would come a time when researchers would no longer be calling them animals, apes and human type gorillas, those statements will be reserved for re-runs of your favorite screamers and tree bangers. Yes, you are reading this correctly, times are about to change. I have consistently stated that we are close to a release date. We are very, very close.

Dr. Ketchum and her team of scientists and laboratories have been able to sequence three complete genomes, getting identical results independently verified by different labs. This is not a casual everyday finding, this will cause the scientific community to stand up and take notice. Many people have claimed to know what our results were, nearly everyone was wrong, even some high profile media people that have just recently made comments, all were wrong.

Dr. Ketchum originally found the combination to unlock bigfoot DNA and utilized top scientists in various fields to validate her results. The results were independently verified with the group silently sitting on these findings for months, as the results were validated a third and fourth time. Remember, this isn’t one total genome sequence; it’s three with dozens and dozens of other findings validating the results. The exact number of specimens, the number of mitochondrial results and the specifics of the scientific white paper will be released very, very soon. The paper is very complex and filled with amazing findings.

Before the world is enveloped in bigfoot, sasquatch mania and we lose sight of the real hero’s of this project, I need to address a few of the VERY best researchers in the world. Scott Carpenter, Richard Hucklebridge, Rob Alley and Harvey Pratt have contributed to the knowledge base of the scientists in a way never before accomplished. It was the vision and professional manner that these fine men have and the ability to overcome public ridicule and outright hostility that changed the course of the understanding of bigfoot forever. Where the majority of bigfoot researchers failed in getting specimens on multiple occasions utilizing innovative methods, these men did it.

The one person that was able to unlock the safe to understanding bigfoot DNA, Dr. Melba Ketchum. Where every other scientist gave up and claimed contamination, Dr. Ketchum continued to move forward. Where every other scientist was unable to turn the corner, Dr. Ketchum did. This lady did not understand the word “defeat,” she is a true pioneer in her field!

We need to express a sincere “Thank You” to the dozens of others who politely and professionally contributed to our project and the pool of specimens. We could not have done this without you!! Your patience and adherence to the Non-Disclosure Agreement shows your belief in the project and your stoic professionalism.

The days ahead are going to be exciting.

Happy Holidays


David Paulides
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North America Bigfoot Search
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Another source:

"International Center of Hominology (Russia)
Urgent!

The DNA analysis of the Bigfoot/Sasquatch specimen conducted by Dr. Melba Ketchum the head of DNA Diagnostics, Timpson, TX, USA has been over!

Team of American scientists led by Dr. Melba Ketchum for five years has analyzed 109 purported samples of such creatures. The study has sequenced DNA of a novel North American hominin, commonly called Bigfoot or Sasquatch.

There were a large number of laboratories associated with this study including academic, private and government laboratories in which blind testing was utilized to avoid prejudice in testing. Great time and care was taken in the forensic laboratories to assure no contamination occurred with any of the samples utilized in this study.

After 5 years of this study the scientists can finally answer the question of what sasquatch really is. It is human like us only different, a hybrid of a human with unknown species. Early field research shows that the Bigfoot/Sasquatches are massively intelligent which has enabled them to avoid detection to a large extent. They are different than us, however human nonetheless.

The hybridization event could not have occurred more than 15000 years ago according to the mitochondrial data in some samples. Origin of this hominin was probably Middle Eastern/Eastern Europe and Europe originally though other geographic areas are not excluded.

The manuscript associated with this study has been submitted to a scientific reviewed magazine.

For years people have refused to believe they exist. Now that we know that they are real, it is up to us to protect them from those that would hunt or try to capture them for research or for sport. They should be left alone to live as they live now. After all, they are our relatives.

At this time, analysis of the Sasquatch genomes is still ongoing. Further data will be presented in the future following this original study. Additionally, analysis of various hair samples purportedly from Siberian Wildman are being tested in an effort to determine if relatedness exists between the Sasquatch and Russian Wildman.

Dr. Igor Burtsev,
Head of International Center of Hominology,
Moscow, Russia +7(916)812-6253
inhomin@yandex.ru "
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WOW! AWESOME! There have been half a dozen sightings of bigfoot within a mile of my house in the past 4 months! COOL!
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while i happen to think there's prob something squatchy out there, i'll ask the obvious anyway:

couldn't this simply be contaminated samples?
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Maybe they would like to talk with us but we shoot at them .
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bullshit

claimed they are human mixed with something; I think they need to redo the project. Try Primate mixed with something.
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bullshit

claimed they are human mixed with something; I think they need to redo the project. Try Primate mixed with something.
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wrong again

they are what we would have become had we not been manipulated a half million years ago

they are the ones left behind to evolve at a natural pace.
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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This is fantastic news! Been following Dr Ketchum's project for several years now and eagerly awaiting the reports. The journal articles will be fascinating to read.

My American Indian family members call them "The Elder Others". I do not doubt the validity of their views & lore.

Be interesting how they are classified.
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Interesting...............................blobrapplause
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Is it a big foot or not? Too lazy to read OP's paragraphs. I'm entitled to someone telling me the answer
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Why have we never found one bone?
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Is it a big foot or not? Too lazy to read OP's paragraphs. I'm entitled to someone telling me the answer
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Just a blurr of words. Didn't read it all but OP says they are not monkeys or are monkeys. Best I can do for 'ya.
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Why have we never found one bone?
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Maybe because they hide the bones?

How come we don't see air?

Sheesh..................................
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Why have we never found one bone?
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Maybe because they hide the bones?

How come we don't see air?

Sheesh..................................
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Because most of the elements that make up air don't absorb light in wavelengths that humans can see. We have dug up lots of dinosaur bones.
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Why have we never found one bone?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19824705


Maybe because they hide the bones?

How come we don't see air?

Sheesh..................................
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18622835


Because most of the elements that make up air don't absorb light in wavelengths that humans can see. We have dug up lots of dinosaur bones.
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Do you have any idea how rare the conditions are for fossilisation?
The reason we have lots of dinosaur bones is cause they walked the planet for a long long fucking time. And even then, it is rare to have whole skeletons found.

The fossil record represents perhaps only like 5-10% of all the creatures that ever lived on this planet.
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Why have we never found one bone?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19824705


Maybe because they hide the bones?

How come we don't see air?

Sheesh..................................
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18622835


Because most of the elements that make up air don't absorb light in wavelengths that humans can see. We have dug up lots of dinosaur bones.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19824705


Do you have any idea how rare the conditions are for fossilisation?
The reason we have lots of dinosaur bones is cause they walked the planet for a long long fucking time. And even then, it is rare to have whole skeletons found.

The fossil record represents perhaps only like 5-10% of all the creatures that ever lived on this planet.
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And still we have them. Are you saying Bigfoot is a new species?
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Maybe because they hide the bones?

How come we don't see air?

Sheesh..................................
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18622835


Because most of the elements that make up air don't absorb light in wavelengths that humans can see. We have dug up lots of dinosaur bones.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19824705


Do you have any idea how rare the conditions are for fossilisation?
The reason we have lots of dinosaur bones is cause they walked the planet for a long long fucking time. And even then, it is rare to have whole skeletons found.

The fossil record represents perhaps only like 5-10% of all the creatures that ever lived on this planet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27733980


And still we have them. Are you saying Bigfoot is a new species?
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Land fossilization is very rare, unburied bones just disintegrate into dust within 100-200 years
That's why you won't have bigfoot bones lying around.

How many bones have we found of our ancestors? How many of our ancestors do you think there were walking around?
Sometimes all we have is a single jaw fragment
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HOW DID THEY OBTAIN THE DNA IN THE FIRST PLACE, IF BIGFOOT HAS NEVER BEEN FOUND?!

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Why have we never found one bone?
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maybe they eat they're own ...

damned
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What these guys now need to do is compare DNA testing results with the russian scientists with the supposed 'yeti' hairs and the chinese guys with the yeren hairs.
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HOW DID THEY OBTAIN THE DNA IN THE FIRST PLACE, IF BIGFOOT HAS NEVER BEEN FOUND?!

5absflag
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Hairs
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bullshit

claimed they are human mixed with something; I think they need to redo the project. Try Primate mixed with something.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25196037


wrong again

they are what we would have become had we not been manipulated a half million years ago

they are the ones left behind to evolve at a natural pace.
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better post than that cry baby bullshit
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bullshit

claimed they are human mixed with something; I think they need to redo the project. Try Primate mixed with something.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25196037


wrong again

they are what we would have become had we not been manipulated a half million years ago

they are the ones left behind to evolve at a natural pace.
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


better post than that cry baby bullshit
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bawler
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You mean Bigfoots REALLLL ??????
WTF MAN !!!!!

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Last Edited by ghost runner on 11/24/2012 12:52 AM
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bullshit

claimed they are human mixed with something; I think they need to redo the project. Try Primate mixed with something.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25196037


wrong again

they are what we would have become had we not been manipulated a half million years ago

they are the ones left behind to evolve at a natural pace.
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


Bingo!! They are us ,or should I say WERE us. The Biblical 'God' did not create the Human upon the earth, merely, manipulated our genetic pattern creating the 'homo-sapiens' species we are today. Our evolutionary cycle has been hijacked and sped up by at least 100,000 yrs. or more ,WE, shouldn't be here yet. WE are the 'hybrids'!
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Why have we never found one bone?
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maybe they eat they're own ...

damned
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they'd still poop bone.

ever seen a hyena turd?
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Why would you copy and paste that without a link? Where is the source for this?

What the hell?
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Why have we never found one bone?
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Go get some bones from a panda. I'm sure it's easy.
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These arent N. American samples these are supposed Siberian "wild Man" samples, which IMHO arent even close, as the Soviets DID experiment with primate/Human crosses.
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Links?

Another way to look at this...

What if neanderthals are bigfoot?

My dad in law has a bunch of books over bigfoot. Lol.

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