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Funny How Religitards Think they know so much, even though it's called BELIEF

 
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Funny How Religitards Think they know so much, even though it's called BELIEF
Seriously, could you please STFU???

Thanks sun

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Have greater words ever been spoken? Of course not! Impossible! We are most fortunate to have among us the greatest man in all of human history. It is our great honor and privelege to be given this opportunity to praise and worship The One And Only Greatest New Age Messiah! All hail His Majesty!
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Re: Funny How Religitards Think they know so much, even though it's called BELIEF
Seriously, could you please STFU???

Thanks sun

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You really think so? If they can plant weeds maybe I should try to plant wheat. :)

Thread: Most who think they believe in jesus do not.

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The Goddess certainly did go out of Her way to put me here. sun
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Re: Funny How Religitards Think they know so much, even though it's called BELIEF
He is "many things, most notably, torture victim, a black hole, the point of singularity, the hero of the greatest true story ever told, speaker of the most profound words ever spoken, creator of the coolest most profound and beautiful jewelry ever created, and the only person in the world who knew what LOST was about."

He is "also the ONE that the Goddess spoke to."

Don't be a dumbass. Praise the New Age Messiah.

It is now. LYHITM.

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Have greater words ever been spoken? Of course not! Impossible! We are most fortunate to have among us the greatest man in all of human history. It is our great honor and privelege to be given this opportunity to praise and worship The One And Only Greatest New Age Messiah! All hail His Majesty!
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A mere human is too flawed to ever.bow before. There is none worthy but the immortal one.
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He is "many things, most notably, torture victim, a black hole, the point of singularity, the hero of the greatest true story ever told, speaker of the most profound words ever spoken, creator of the coolest most profound and beautiful jewelry ever created, and the only person in the world who knew what LOST was about."

He is "also the ONE that the Goddess spoke to."

Don't be a dumbass. Praise the New Age Messiah.

It is now. LYHITM.

sun
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Religion is over, it CAN BE now. [link to www.itcanbenow.com] sun
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Religion is over, it CAN BE now. [link to www.itcanbenow.com] sun
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Oops. Sorry. I'll get that right next time.

Thank Goddess for the New Age Messiah! sun
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The Goddess certainly did go out of Her way to put me here. sun
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There is only one immortal. Now I will leave. :)
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The Goddess certainly did go out of Her way to put me here. sun
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There is only one immortal. Now I will leave. :)
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we are all immortal, well, the important part, any way
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Re: Funny How Religitards Think they know so much, even though it's called BELIEF
Seriously, could you please STFU???

Thanks sun

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When you have beliefs, you excuse yourself of all accountability. It's quite genius really.
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Re: Funny How Religitards Think they know so much, even though it's called BELIEF
Seriously, could you please STFU???

Thanks sun

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When you have beliefs, you excuse yourself of all accountability. It's quite genius really.
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thats totally wrong, as well
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The Goddess certainly did go out of Her way to put me here. sun
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There is only one immortal. Now I will leave. :)
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Tefnut was associated with rain, Mr. let it rain. She is real and spoke to me after doing tons of miracles. Therefore all religions are false.

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Re: Funny How Religitards Think they know so much, even though it's called BELIEF
Seriously, could you please STFU???

Thanks sun

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When you have beliefs, you excuse yourself of all accountability. It's quite genius really.
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thats totally wrong, as well
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Sorry, I'll clarify. Those who have beliefs excuse themselves of all accountability REGARDING those beliefs.
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Re: Funny How Religitards Think they know so much, even though it's called BELIEF
Seriously, could you please STFU???

Thanks sun
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When you have beliefs, you excuse yourself of all accountability. It's quite genius really.
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They believe they are a lot of things that they are not. lmao

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Re: Funny How Religitards Think they know so much, even though it's called BELIEF
Seriously, could you please STFU???

Thanks sun

:tmaat:
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When you have beliefs, you excuse yourself of all accountability. It's quite genius really.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1494620


thats totally wrong, as well
 Quoting: exiled1


Sorry, I'll clarify. Those who have beliefs excuse themselves of all accountability REGARDING those beliefs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1494620


There is not a soul out there without 'beliefs', its a condition of the mind
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Re: Funny How Religitards Think they know so much, even though it's called BELIEF
It Took Me A While To Realise, But N.A.M. Is The Greatest Poster On This, Or Any Other Forum.
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Re: Funny How Religitards Think they know so much, even though it's called BELIEF
So what/how did the goddess/satan talk to you? In a dream/nightmare?
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Re: Funny How Religitards Think they know so much, even though it's called BELIEF
So what/how did the goddess/satan talk to you? In a dream/nightmare?
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Thought you knew everything?
Fail.
You are not worthy of the New Age Messiah or The Goddess.
Be gone.
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Re: Funny How Religitards Think they know so much, even though it's called BELIEF
So what/how did the goddess/satan talk to you? In a dream/nightmare?
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She spoke to me in a clear voice, AFTER doing tons of miracles over several years. "I'm very angry, Tefnut cooking."

It was no surprise, initially, that "someone" spoke to me from the great beyond, because the miracles were OBVIOUSLY divinely orchestrated.

It took a while to realize the import, though. This was LONG after I declared myself the New Age Messiah, and She did not correct me.
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Ask nicely. Apologize. Perhaps in the goodness of the Goddess in the New Age Messiah he will show you kindness.
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When you have beliefs, you excuse yourself of all accountability. It's quite genius really.
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thats totally wrong, as well
 Quoting: exiled1


Sorry, I'll clarify. Those who have beliefs excuse themselves of all accountability REGARDING those beliefs.
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There is not a soul out there without 'beliefs', its a condition of the mind
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You are right. I'll clarify further. I'm talking about the beliefs people have regarding religion. Not everyone has those. I'm talking about about beliefs people have, that they belief only because someone else told them to, and threatened their disbelief with ostracism and eternal damnation, with no other proof of claim.
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thats totally wrong, as well
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Sorry, I'll clarify. Those who have beliefs excuse themselves of all accountability REGARDING those beliefs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1494620


There is not a soul out there without 'beliefs', its a condition of the mind
 Quoting: exiled1


You are right. I'll clarify further. I'm talking about the beliefs people have regarding religion. Not everyone has those. I'm talking about about beliefs people have, that they belief only because someone else told them to, and threatened their disbelief with ostracism and eternal damnation, with no other proof of claim.
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not believing in 'all that' is yet another belief
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See how gracious he was to you!

It is OBVIOUS. It cannot be argued. You cannot deny the mirroracles!

If you were smart, you would thank Goddess for the New Age Messiah!
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There is not a soul out there without 'beliefs', its a condition of the mind
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Religitards mistake their beliefs for something else. And really, on most topics, it wouldn't matter much, but people shouldn't be arrogant about things they BELIEVE about God.
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Have greater words ever been spoken? Of course not! Impossible! We are most fortunate to have among us the greatest man in all of human history. It is our great honor and privelege to be given this opportunity to praise and worship The One And Only Greatest New Age Messiah! All hail His Majesty!
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Log in, fucknut. We know it's you.

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If we could just kill all the people that believed in something then the world would be a better place.
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There is not a soul out there without 'beliefs', its a condition of the mind
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Religitards mistake their beliefs for something else. And really, on most topics, it wouldn't matter much, but people shouldn't be arrogant about things they BELIEVE about God.
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remember 'glass houses', brother...just sayin'peace
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Log in, fucknut. We know it's you.

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No, you don't. You BELIEVE it is. Dumbass. lmao
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There is not a soul out there without 'beliefs', its a condition of the mind
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Religitards mistake their beliefs for something else. And really, on most topics, it wouldn't matter much, but people shouldn't be arrogant about things they BELIEVE about God.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


remember 'glass houses', brother...just sayin'peace
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I don't believe, I know for a fact. I know for a fact all the religitards are 100% full of shit.
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There is not a soul out there without 'beliefs', its a condition of the mind
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Religitards mistake their beliefs for something else. And really, on most topics, it wouldn't matter much, but people shouldn't be arrogant about things they BELIEVE about God.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


remember 'glass houses', brother...just sayin'peace
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I don't believe, I know for a fact. I know for a fact all the religitards are 100% full of shit.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


nothing is as it seems. fact is but another illusion

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