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Funny How Religitards Think they know so much, even though it's called BELIEF

 
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Sorry I'm late for the egocentric psycho-babble thread...I see the main crew is here, but I didn't see NAM's bride-to-be Candace yet...has she been delayed in the "goddesses" space craft? Those pesky warp drive mechanisms from China are always breaking....oh we'll maybe NAM will be gracious enough to transport her into the conversation sans miracle
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The fact, that the PRIME RULER OF THE UNIVERSE is so fucking Pissed off that he sends some guy yelling on a lunatic forum, shows- finally, one god who has a good sense of humour. Have you every considered a cabaret-career? I like it <3
Reverend Lovejoy: Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom.

"I am Jack's medulla oblongata, without me Jack could not regulate his heart rate, blood pressure or breathing!"

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry alone”

"The flutes of the chi will sound again, my friend."

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Nobody takes advice from a gay geriatric pedophile that makes jewelry for 7 yr old girls.
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If religious people tell enlightened people what to believe, they are going to get laughed right out of the room.

I'm not going to be the love slave of any god or goddess, thank you very much.
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The fact, that the PRIME RULER OF THE UNIVERSE is so fucking Pissed off that he sends some guy yelling on a lunatic forum, shows- finally, one god who has a good sense of humour. Have you every considered a cabaret-career? I like it <3
 Quoting: Itchy Who?


It's a She, dumbass. tgb
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It's a She, dumbass. :tgb:
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lmao

She does not look very angry...
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Seriously, could you please STFU???

Thanks sun
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When you have beliefs, you excuse yourself of all accountability. It's quite genius really.
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They believe they are a lot of things that they are not. lmao
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Just like you. tard lol
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The fact, that the PRIME RULER OF THE UNIVERSE is so fucking Pissed off that he sends some guy yelling on a lunatic forum, shows- finally, one god who has a good sense of humour. Have you every considered a cabaret-career? I like it <3
 Quoting: Itchy Who?


It's a She, dumbass. tgb
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Oh sorry, I don't care if he has a dick or a vagina.
Thanks for that pic chuckle you're the most epic messiah on here <3
Reverend Lovejoy: Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom.

"I am Jack's medulla oblongata, without me Jack could not regulate his heart rate, blood pressure or breathing!"

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry alone”

"The flutes of the chi will sound again, my friend."

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If religious people tell enlightened people what to believe, they are going to get laughed right out of the room.

I'm not going to be the love slave of any god or goddess
, thank you very much.
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If the Goddess cared about such things, She would have ended religion long ago. No worries, just don't deny the obvious FACT that She is real, omnipotent and omniscient, and VERY ANGRY. sun
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Thanks for that pic chuckle you're the most epic messiah on here <3
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Thank you very much. sun elvis
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I guess the rules of nature do not apply here...

chuckle
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The FACT that the RULER of Nature is VERY ANGRY SHOULD matter to everyone, but it doesn't matter to anyone.

This should tell you something, about what pieces of shit you all are.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Your Stupid Jewelry Sucks!!

That LYHITM Bullshit Is Just rediclous!!

You Suck Ass For Attacking Peoples Beliefs

Your A New Age Joke!!

stfu
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The Goddess certainly did go out of Her way to put me here. sun
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There is only one immortal. Now I will leave. :)
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we are all immortal, well, the important part, any way
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this is true all life is eternal. Man is eternal unless he individually rejects eternal life. YOu cannot die otherwise. the body can, not the soul

Last Edited by God Loves ALL on 11/24/2012 05:20 PM
The actual Lord's Prayer Given by Jesus 2000 years ago.

"MY SPIRIT, YOU ARE OMNIPOTENT. YOUR NAME IS HOLY. MAY YOUR REALM BE INCARNATE IN ME. MAY YOUR POWER REVEAL ITSELF WITHIN ME, ON EARTH AND IN THE HEAVEN. GIVE ME TODAY MY DAILY BREAD, AND THUS, LET ME RECOGNIZE MY TRANSGRESSIONS AND ERRORS, AND I SHALL RECOGNIZE THE TRUTH. AND DO NOT LEAD ME INTO TEMPTATION AND CONFUSION, BUT DELIVER ME FROM ERROR. FOR YOURS IS THE REALM WITHIN ME AND THE POWER AND THE KNOWLEDGE FOREVER,
AMEN.

Nice video: [link to www.youtube.com] Make this World a Better One

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Sorry I'm late for the egocentric psycho-babble thread...I see the main crew is here, but I didn't see NAM's bride-to-be Candace yet...has she been delayed in the "goddesses" space craft? Those pesky warp drive mechanisms from China are always breaking....oh we'll maybe NAM will be gracious enough to transport her into the conversation sans miracle
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you go stick your head in your sandbox. Grow up.

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The actual Lord's Prayer Given by Jesus 2000 years ago.

"MY SPIRIT, YOU ARE OMNIPOTENT. YOUR NAME IS HOLY. MAY YOUR REALM BE INCARNATE IN ME. MAY YOUR POWER REVEAL ITSELF WITHIN ME, ON EARTH AND IN THE HEAVEN. GIVE ME TODAY MY DAILY BREAD, AND THUS, LET ME RECOGNIZE MY TRANSGRESSIONS AND ERRORS, AND I SHALL RECOGNIZE THE TRUTH. AND DO NOT LEAD ME INTO TEMPTATION AND CONFUSION, BUT DELIVER ME FROM ERROR. FOR YOURS IS THE REALM WITHIN ME AND THE POWER AND THE KNOWLEDGE FOREVER,
AMEN.

Nice video: [link to www.youtube.com] Make this World a Better One

Thread: Walter Russell Quotes Walter Russell thread
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The Goddess certainly did go out of Her way to put me here. sun
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The goddess you "BELEIVE" in as opposed to the God they "RELIGITARDS" "BELEIVE" in?

I see your point now.
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Why cant all religions live n piece??
simple

answer=RELIGION
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The Goddess certainly did go out of Her way to put me here. sun
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The goddess you "BELEIVE" in as opposed to the God they "RELIGITARDS" "BELEIVE" in?

I see your point now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16709838


I didn't read a book about her, She spoke to me after doing tons of miracles that saved my life, many times over.

Before all of this happened, I BELIEVED "Reality is God, when you pretend or lie, you cease to exist you die." That was my motto when I went on my mission to find something new to replace religion with nature.

I was within an inch of death for YEARS before She spoke to me, my FAITH never waivered.

As best I can tell, the Egyptians believed God became creation, and all created beings, so my motto was apparently correct. I said the magic words, sacrificed myself, etc.

Compare that to "believing" a stupid story. lmao

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Seriously, could you please STFU???

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The New Age Messiah brings the greatest world TRANSFORMATION and CELEBRATION!

No one else in all of world history compares to his greatness.

THANK GODDESS FOR THE NEW AGE MESSIAH.

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How often does one get such a chance to be among the first at the start of something new that will change the world?

It's where the action is. Catch up, get on board, or be left behind.

You have the chance to be among the first to thank The Goddess for The New Age Messiah!
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Let's get this party started!

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How often does one get such a chance to be among the first at the start of something new that will change the world?

It's where the action is. Catch up, get on board, or be left behind.

You have the chance to be among the first to thank The Goddess for The New Age Messiah!
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And wear the mark of the beast, a laser headband. sun

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Actually, it's called faith.
Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
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Actually, it's called faith.
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Before you can have a damn thing in your idiot psycho religion, you have to believe the stupid story.
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Actually, it's called faith.
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Before you can have a damn thing in your idiot psycho religion, you have to believe the stupid story.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Do some research on the power of belief. Whether or not there is a god, the power of belief itself is a force in itself.

A placebo is a good example of the power of belief. The grandmother who lifted a car off her grandson, she believed she could do otherwise she wouldn't have even tried.
Jesus said god is IN all of us. Maybe the power of belief is what he meant.
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Actually, it's called faith.
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Before you can have a damn thing in your idiot psycho religion, you have to believe the stupid story.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Do some research on the power of belief. Whether or not there is a god, the power of belief itself is a force in itself.

A placebo is a good example of the power of belief. The grandmother who lifted a car off her grandson, she believed she could do otherwise she wouldn't have even tried.
Jesus said god is IN all of us. Maybe the power of belief is what he meant.
 Quoting: CalmShock


Jesus is a stupid made up story, his supposed words were already being said before he lived. Why are idiots so mesmerized by that bullshit stupid crap??? What is it? Three paragraphs of "wisdom", MAYBE, including condemning forgetful virgins to burn in hell with the devil forever??? jerkit
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The Goddess certainly did go out of Her way to put me here. sun
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There is only one immortal. Now I will leave. :)
 Quoting: Let it rain


we are all immortal, well, the important part, any way
 Quoting: exiled1


this is true all life is eternal. Man is eternal unless he individually rejects eternal life. YOu cannot die otherwise. the body can, not the soul
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This is true
Go inside your heart and ask if you doubt!
roseroseroseroseroseroseroseroseroserosehf
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OOH, the molester returns, lets play. How's your self sucking assent-ion coming?
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This is true
Go inside your heart and ask if you doubt!
roseroseroseroseroseroseroseroseroserosehf
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