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Man Slaps Wife With His PENIS...arrested

 
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The incident occurred in July in Warren when his wife of 39 years, who was estranged from him, stayed at his place. He offered her $20 for sex, and when she refused he took out his penis and struck her with it, according to the prosecution’s version of events to which he pleaded guilty.



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DAMN, Wonder if it left a mark? What kind of slong would you need to slap someone with it?
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If he was over three feet away he needs to be locked up...for our protection...
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If he was over three feet away he needs to be locked up...for our protection...
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She was obviously being a dick face.
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Pics dammit!
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but i thought the ladies liked that...

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DAMN, Wonder if it left a mark? What kind of slong would you need to slap someone with it?
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Seriously? That's standard foreplay where I come from. ;-`)
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Sooo, she wasn't anywhere near his crotch when this happened?
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Maybe a prostetic penis? Took it off and wham!
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The incident occurred in July in Warren when his wife of 39 years, who was estranged from him, stayed at his place. He offered her $20 for sex, and when she refused he took out his penis and struck her with it, according to the prosecution’s version of events to which he pleaded guilty.



[link to bangordailynews.com]

DAMN, Wonder if it left a mark? What kind of slong would you need to slap someone with it?
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$20 offer pissed her off.
She was well worth $100
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Maybe a prostetic penis? Took it off and wham!
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A big dick shaped bruise on her face would be hilarious. not that I condone penile violence
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People will believe anything they read!

It is scientifically proven!
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DAMN, Wonder if it left a mark? What kind of slong would you need to slap someone with it?
 Quoting: TDJ


Seriously? That's standard foreplay where I come from. ;-`)
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


No sh**..I thought that was just a typical man thing...did not know you could get someone arrested for it..or anyone that would actually report such a thing...lmao...

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I can't believe I'm just finding out about this now. That's some funny stuff. lolsign
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Perhaps they considered it to be a leg
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A big dick shaped bruise on her face would be hilarious. not that I condone penile violence
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Next thing ya know, all you guys will have to get a permit and license to carry that deadly weapon around all the time...wonder what happens if you are denied???

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She must have been working it...who allows a free and open penis to be so close without acknowledging it on some level?
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She must have been working it...who allows a free and open penis to be so close without acknowledging it on some level?
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um, you mean like this? why hello there mr. Penis..please, do go away now...I have a headache?

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I'd love to hear the original 911 call on that.
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leave me will ya? Here's a little something to remember me by.


I swear I will call the police if you strike me with that...that dick of yours
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She must have been working it...who allows a free and open penis to be so close without acknowledging it on some level?
 Quoting: Chip


um, you mean like this? why hello there mr. Penis..please, do go away now...I have a headache?

5a
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HA! Yeah...at least.
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Sir, please put the penis down and slowly back away
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thanks OP...this thread cracks me up..;)
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She must have been working it...who allows a free and open penis to be so close without acknowledging it on some level?
 Quoting: Chip


A woman that's been married to a man that has regularly pulled out his dick and stuck it in her face in a piss poor attempt to romance her into a bj or entice her into sex with its sheer beauty and size. lol.

This time he just got tired of no and popped her with it.

I think what she should have done is said yes (to a bj) and then bit down on it till he cried.
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Can't believe he cold cocked her.
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She must have been working it...who allows a free and open penis to be so close without acknowledging it on some level?
 Quoting: Chip


A woman that's been married to a man that has regularly pulled out his dick and stuck it in her face in a piss poor attempt to romance her into a bj or entice her into sex with its sheer beauty and size. lol.

This time he just got tired of no and popped her with it.

I think what she should have done is said yes (to a bj) and then bit down on it till he cried.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Didn't that Bobbitt chic do that? Or did she cut it off??...yes, some men suck(no pun intended) at foreplay but you should never hurt or talk smack about a man's penis...it seriously damages them for life...it is all about the penis...it is their entire ego...bless their hearts...
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She must have been working it...who allows a free and open penis to be so close without acknowledging it on some level?
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The guy is definitely on his way to a penal institution.
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Can't believe he cold cocked her.
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