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Man Slaps Wife With His PENIS...arrested | |
Debauchery User ID: 15455863  United States11/23/2012 11:42 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She must have been working it...who allows a free and open penis to be so close without acknowledging it on some level? Quoting: Chip A woman that's been married to a man that has regularly pulled out his dick and stuck it in her face in a piss poor attempt to romance her into a bj or entice her into sex with its sheer beauty and size. lol. This time he just got tired of no and popped her with it. I think what she should have done is said yes (to a bj) and then bit down on it till he cried. Didn't that Bobbitt chic do that? Or did she cut it off??...yes, some men suck(no pun intended) at foreplay but you should never hurt or talk smack about a man's penis...it seriously damages them for life...it is all about the penis...it is their entire ego...bless their hearts... Yeah she sliced it off. He did porn afterwards though, he's fine. I say if you don't want your penis injured don't stick it in my face unless I really love you..and I've made it clear that I want it there. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen. |
| Abi ~ User ID: 25045778 United States11/23/2012 11:43 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | a witness recalls hearing him yell, "fix me a turkey pot pie, b****!!" just before hearing a loud, wet, smacking sound. You accept the love you think you deserve.... True science discovers God waiting behind every door.....~ Terrorism is a political weapon.....~ It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see. Henry David Thoreau ~ |
| Abi ~ User ID: 25045778 United States11/23/2012 11:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I say if you don't want your penis injured don't stick it in my face unless I really love you..and I've made it clear that I want it there. Quoting: Debauchery I agree 100% You accept the love you think you deserve.... True science discovers God waiting behind every door.....~ Terrorism is a political weapon.....~ It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see. Henry David Thoreau ~ |
Chip Forum Moderator User ID: 18591269 United States11/23/2012 11:46 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She must have been working it...who allows a free and open penis to be so close without acknowledging it on some level? Quoting: Chip A woman that's been married to a man that has regularly pulled out his dick and stuck it in her face in a piss poor attempt to romance her into a bj or entice her into sex with its sheer beauty and size. lol. This time he just got tired of no and popped her with it. I think what she should have done is said yes (to a bj) and then bit down on it till he cried. My point exactly...if she was resisting anything...the last thing you want is a toothy BJ! Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain |
| Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States11/23/2012 11:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She must have been working it...who allows a free and open penis to be so close without acknowledging it on some level? Quoting: Chip A woman that's been married to a man that has regularly pulled out his dick and stuck it in her face in a piss poor attempt to romance her into a bj or entice her into sex with its sheer beauty and size. lol. This time he just got tired of no and popped her with it. I think what she should have done is said yes (to a bj) and then bit down on it till he cried. My point exactly...if she was resisting anything...the last thing you want is a toothy BJ! I don't think most men believe a woman would actually bite down..hence their boldness at plopping it out and sticking it near their mouths. I would though..and I have.  And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 18225135 United States11/23/2012 11:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| SnowboardingAlien User ID: 2230505 United States11/23/2012 11:48 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28377011 United States11/23/2012 11:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 18225135 United States11/23/2012 11:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She must have been working it...who allows a free and open penis to be so close without acknowledging it on some level? Quoting: Chip A woman that's been married to a man that has regularly pulled out his dick and stuck it in her face in a piss poor attempt to romance her into a bj or entice her into sex with its sheer beauty and size. lol. This time he just got tired of no and popped her with it. I think what she should have done is said yes (to a bj) and then bit down on it till he cried. My point exactly...if she was resisting anything...the last thing you want is a toothy BJ! I don't think most men believe a woman would actually bite down..hence their boldness at plopping it out and sticking it near their mouths. I would though..and I have. and you should be hung for it, cunt bragging about disgusting acts... shame |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28377011 United States11/23/2012 11:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She must have been working it...who allows a free and open penis to be so close without acknowledging it on some level? Quoting: Chip A woman that's been married to a man that has regularly pulled out his dick and stuck it in her face in a piss poor attempt to romance her into a bj or entice her into sex with its sheer beauty and size. lol. This time he just got tired of no and popped her with it. I think what she should have done is said yes (to a bj) and then bit down on it till he cried. My point exactly...if she was resisting anything...the last thing you want is a toothy BJ! I don't think most men believe a woman would actually bite down..hence their boldness at plopping it out and sticking it near their mouths. I would though..and I have. Are there chewed dongs laying around your bed? Mine gets so hard you would chip your tooth. |
| Chip Forum Moderator User ID: 18591269 United States11/23/2012 11:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She must have been working it...who allows a free and open penis to be so close without acknowledging it on some level? Quoting: Chip A woman that's been married to a man that has regularly pulled out his dick and stuck it in her face in a piss poor attempt to romance her into a bj or entice her into sex with its sheer beauty and size. lol. This time he just got tired of no and popped her with it. I think what she should have done is said yes (to a bj) and then bit down on it till he cried. My point exactly...if she was resisting anything...the last thing you want is a toothy BJ! I don't think most men believe a woman would actually bite down..hence their boldness at plopping it out and sticking it near their mouths. I would though..and I have. Most men are practically retarded. I bet you have -->  Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 25857416 United States11/23/2012 11:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Abi ~ User ID: 25045778 United States11/23/2012 11:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't think most men believe a woman would actually bite down..hence their boldness at plopping it out and sticking it near their mouths. Quoting: Debauchery I would though..and I have. I just sweetly tell them that, "sure, I could oblige, but I suffer from TMJ and my jaw could lock up at any minute and cause me to bite down and not release"... then I tell them a horror story about having to go to the hospital to have them remove the penis from mouth...that pretty much does it... no, I do not have tmj, but when you make it graphic enough, they put the penis away and leave you alone...:) course, if dude was being retarded and violent, ya, I would bite the thing off..;) You accept the love you think you deserve.... True science discovers God waiting behind every door.....~ Terrorism is a political weapon.....~ It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see. Henry David Thoreau ~ |
| wisc_natureboy I pee outside. User ID: 28339904 United States11/23/2012 11:56 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't think most men believe a woman would actually bite down..hence their boldness at plopping it out and sticking it near their mouths. Quoting: Debauchery I would though..and I have. It really sucks you were in an intimate situation with someone you had no love for. . . . --- We all breathe the same air |
| Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States11/23/2012 11:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't think most men believe a woman would actually bite down..hence their boldness at plopping it out and sticking it near their mouths. Quoting: Debauchery I would though..and I have. Liar! That's a death sentence, requiring cruel and unusual punishment.  Not a liar. My ex-husband was a sadistic man, abusive, he was also a big fan of forced sex..I got tired of it. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen. |
| Abi ~ User ID: 25045778 United States11/24/2012 12:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not a liar. Quoting: Debauchery My ex-husband was a sadistic man, abusive, he was also a big fan of forced sex..I got tired of it. Glad you had the smarts to get out!!!! Many women stay...;( You accept the love you think you deserve.... True science discovers God waiting behind every door.....~ Terrorism is a political weapon.....~ It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see. Henry David Thoreau ~ |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28377011 United States11/24/2012 12:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't think most men believe a woman would actually bite down..hence their boldness at plopping it out and sticking it near their mouths. Quoting: Debauchery I would though..and I have. Liar! That's a death sentence, requiring cruel and unusual punishment. Not a liar. My ex-husband was a sadistic man, abusive, he was also a big fan of forced sex..I got tired of it. Women are so fussy and picky about things they put in their mouths except for anything that resembles food. You're not tremendously fat by chance are you? If it were me i would've dipped my dinger in chip dip and you probably wouldn't have known the difference |
| Goneviral User ID: 25765527 United States11/24/2012 12:22 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States11/24/2012 12:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't think most men believe a woman would actually bite down..hence their boldness at plopping it out and sticking it near their mouths. Quoting: Debauchery I would though..and I have. Liar! That's a death sentence, requiring cruel and unusual punishment. Not a liar. My ex-husband was a sadistic man, abusive, he was also a big fan of forced sex..I got tired of it. Women are so fussy and picky about things they put in their mouths except for anything that resembles food. You're not tremendously fat by chance are you? If it were me i would've dipped my dinger in chip dip and you probably wouldn't have known the difference Why is it that every time someone says something you don't like you resort to the "fat" comments? It would make sense if you could actually see the people you were trying to insult but online it makes no sense. You can't come up with anything better? And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen. |
| NuckingFutZ User ID: 28171572  Australia11/24/2012 12:47 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The incident occurred in July in Warren when his wife of 39 years, who was estranged from him, stayed at his place. He offered her $20 for sex, and when she refused he took out his penis and struck her with it, according to the prosecution’s version of events to which he pleaded guilty. Quoting: TDJ [link to bangordailynews.com] DAMN, Wonder if it left a mark? What kind of slong would you need to slap someone with it?  Coulda.... Shoulda.... Woulda.... The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. 2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. 3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. 4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. 6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1404507 United States11/24/2012 12:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28382208 United States11/24/2012 09:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25857416 Liar! That's a death sentence, requiring cruel and unusual punishment. Not a liar. My ex-husband was a sadistic man, abusive, he was also a big fan of forced sex..I got tired of it. Women are so fussy and picky about things they put in their mouths except for anything that resembles food. You're not tremendously fat by chance are you? If it were me i would've dipped my dinger in chip dip and you probably wouldn't have known the difference Why is it that every time someone says something you don't like you resort to the "fat" comments? It would make sense if you could actually see the people you were trying to insult but online it makes no sense. You can't come up with anything better? You probably just had some gravy and syrup on your pancakes with half a stick of butter eh? You're still hungry aren't you? I get it, your husband didnt have the mass to fill you up. If i stuck my thingy in that hole under your nose that resembles a dumpster, would it come out with syrup and pancake crumbs on it? Did your husband have low standards? |
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