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Zalu: 8.5 Earthquake in California Tomorrow!

 
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Zalu: 8.5 Earthquake in California Tomorrow!
My Alien Online Contact, Zalu, Has sent me an Email Stating that There will be a 8.5+ Magnitude Earthquake in California Tomorrow! It will be Caused by a Major Increase in Solar Activity.
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one can only hope...
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My Analien contact Moranatron says NO
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Damn, Ive been trying to get a hold of that dude!

Please foward me his email!
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Re: Zalu: 8.5 Earthquake in California Tomorrow!
The sun'll come out, tomorrow,
Bet your bottom dollar, that tomorrow,
There'll be sun, (and no quake)
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Surfs up!
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It ain't fair i wanna alien contact everyone has one but i don't yoda
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DOOM on a Sunday? Never gunna happen
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Re: Zalu: 8.5 Earthquake in California Tomorrow!
My Alien Online Contact, Zalu, Has sent me an Email Stating that There will be a 8.5+ Magnitude Earthquake in California Tomorrow! It will be Caused by a Major Increase in Solar Activity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28380907


My Alien contact Barac Oblama told me that it's only a 2.3 Magnitude.
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My Alien Online Contact, Zalu, Has sent me an Email Stating that There will be a 8.5+ Magnitude Earthquake in California Tomorrow! It will be Caused by a Major Increase in Solar Activity.
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norespect
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My Alien Online Contact, Zalu, Has sent me an Email Stating that There will be a 8.5+ Magnitude Earthquake in California Tomorrow! It will be Caused by a Major Increase in Solar Activity.
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There is no Doom on November:
Thread: November 2012: The month with 0% Doom
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Re: Zalu: 8.5 Earthquake in California Tomorrow!
My alien contact Ulaz said there would be a 5.8

It must be a mirror reversal alien phenomena.
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At least we only have to wait 24 hr to start giving him the business.
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My Alien Online Contact, Zalu, Has sent me an Email Stating that There will be a 8.5+ Magnitude Earthquake in California Tomorrow! It will be Caused by a Major Increase in Solar Activity.
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bullshit
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First Hagel and Valugua sending emails ...now Zalu...
Forget Road Runner lightning internet.

These aliens have Road Runner Galactic.
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My cat disagrees.

She used more colorful language but she can be rude in that way.
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Well it's about damn time... Can we sink LA and San Fran at the same time...?
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Re: Zalu: 8.5 Earthquake in California Tomorrow!
My Alien Online Contact, Zalu, Has sent me an Email Stating that There will be a 8.5+ Magnitude Earthquake in California Tomorrow! It will be Caused by a Major Increase in Solar Activity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28380907


There's truth to earthquakes being caused by increased solar activity. I ask you all this; what changes for YOU if there's a catastrophic earthquake in the west that kills thousands, maybe even tens of thousands or more? Are you going to be "saved" then? Is your spiritual progression tied to the needless death of others?
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Dude, I want an alien contact that e-mails me. You must feel so special. I'm jealous.
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Hmm.. What's up with all these alien e-mails lately? It looks like it's all the rage now on GLP hahaha!
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Re: Zalu: 8.5 Earthquake in California Tomorrow!
My Analien contact Moranatron says NO
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I'm torn as to whom to believe...scratching
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Re: Zalu: 8.5 Earthquake in California Tomorrow!
My uncle´s offline shemale Fantasycartoon contacts Megalotard and Tardaroohoo say it´s true. Seems legit.

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Re: Zalu: 8.5 Earthquake in California Tomorrow!
I dont understand.. Aliens come from a zillion miles away, and send an email?

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Re: Zalu: 8.5 Earthquake in California Tomorrow!
I dont understand.. Aliens come from a zillion miles away, and send an email?

1dunno1
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it's the wave of the future, tryin to oooh and aaah us with their alien magicx

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Re: Zalu: 8.5 Earthquake in California Tomorrow!
6.3 in Istanbul tomorrow at 4:26 pm
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can someone do something about all the fucking threads that are talking about my 2 alien contacts said.pigchef
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Re: Zalu: 8.5 Earthquake in California Tomorrow!
My alien contact zanooba just said earth is dooooomed and there will be a M9.9 before they take over the planet while we are all in confusion .lurk
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Re: Zalu: 8.5 Earthquake in California Tomorrow!
hang on they just sent me another message[youtube] [link to www.youtube.com]

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