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When I discovered the GLP site was down, I (fill in the blank).

 
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got off early last night, wasn't aware the site went down. but got caught up on some much needed sleep.
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At 5:00 am, the site was down, I was having my morning coffee and basically dealing with site-withdrawal. Then I thought I'd probably get more done today since I wouldn't be sitting here most of the time. Alas, I came back from running some errands and it was back. Less housework, more GLP. Life is good.
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
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I went into bugout mode. Food, water, fuel, guns, ammo, and various supplies were loaded into the bugout evac vehicle (BEV).

I took my family to an undisclosed secure location where we scanned AM radio frequencies attempting to find any information. We ate vienna sausages until sunrise.

Then we came home. My wife said she's tired of my crazy shit and she's filing for divorce.
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I played with...all night...

EAT ESCAPED
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11/24/2012 10:05 AM
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I nervously eate a pound of dark chocolate walking in circles in my apartment.
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I went into bugout mode. Food, water, fuel, guns, ammo, and various supplies were loaded into the bugout evac vehicle (BEV).

I took my family to an undisclosed secure location where we scanned AM radio frequencies attempting to find any information. We ate vienna sausages until sunrise.

Then we came home. My wife said she's tired of my crazy shit and she's filing for divorce.
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LMAO!!!
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11/24/2012 10:09 AM
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When I discovered the GLP site was down, I simply jerk-off.
In a matter of seconds it went repaired.
Jerk-off is what move this forum!
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bump
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11/24/2012 10:12 AM
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i started to commit suicide, but then went to the drugereport.
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missed the whole thing, must have logged off shortly before.
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11/24/2012 10:23 AM
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I started searching online for reasons I though I was banned. I happened right after I posted a you tube vid on some potential fraud and I knew GLP was comprimised and they we're comming for me! first thing I did was buried my computer and my wife in the backyard, that way they wouldn't get my hard drive, motherboard and ram, and also they wouldn't get the mother I RAMmed with my hard disck in the cAche until she got board and dumped her kernals on me.
After that I RAN! i mean fking! RANNNN!! to tha store to get a fking 24 pack of beer! I said to myself "If the black suits are comming for me I might as well be trashed and have a beer for them when they arrive....a poisoned beer... MUHAHAHA!" So I got home and pounded 12 beers quickly, and when I say pounded I mean no lube, bubba thinks you have a pretty mouth pounding, im talking living in NYC with an average income tax of 50-65% income tax pounding in the booty until you say daddy pounding!so anyways...wtf was I talking about...ah yes, so 12 beers strong now I suddenly felt my fears diminish, as If I was Ricky Bobby or Rick James all of a sudden. I decided to lace the rest of the beer with laxitives so that when the shit hit the fan,I would play mr. niceguy and offer the NWO black squad free beer "And nobody turns down a free beer". So when the SHTF I would get thrown into a van and then my kidnappers would have to shit in the van!! hahaha! we'll its been a couple hours and no black van so I figure im safe now. I need to clean up this beer mes and then Oh shit she's still buried..well...um..gtg..heh
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..also discovered I have 61 open tabs in Firefox which are just GLP.

I think I need to catch up on some old threads.
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11/24/2012 10:26 AM
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Tried all the browsers could think of, went to site "is this site down" saw the horror. Threw myself on the floor, wept bitterly for hours. Then folded laundry.
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I went into bugout mode. Food, water, fuel, guns, ammo, and various supplies were loaded into the bugout evac vehicle (BEV).

I took my family to an undisclosed secure location where we scanned AM radio frequencies attempting to find any information. We ate vienna sausages until sunrise.

Then we came home. My wife said she's tired of my crazy shit and she's filing for divorce.
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I use this site for entertainment only. Anything more is a mistake.
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There is more up to date info and truth here, on this site, then any other place I have found on the internet. You just have to have enough comonsense to wade and see through all the piles of disinfo, crap, lies, people hoping to die or profit from doom, and half-truths. Once you get over that, if you can, which obviously is very hard for many,and impossible for some. You sure can't listen to MSM, and hope to find out what is happening in this world, unless of coarse you like piles of BS.moshpit THIS PLACE RULES!!!
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11/24/2012 10:29 AM
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i called my boss up and quit.. let my pets go and packed up my bug out bag and went for the hills
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11/24/2012 10:31 AM
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....... there IS a GOD and he IS a Black Democrat
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11/24/2012 10:32 AM
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I went to sleep. but when i awoke i checked my favorite site, yea. Now i cant find anything on nibiru. has it been banned? there was a great vid with a guy using a card to block the sun. has anyone tried this yet? cant find that OP.
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11/24/2012 10:34 AM

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I logged off to check back in the morning. Yeah, I know it's radical but what can I say?
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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11/24/2012 10:35 AM

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...went to GLP's facebook page to see if there was a message.
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11/24/2012 10:35 AM
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I decided I would watch some TV after lunch instead..

Arghhhhhh!!!

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11/24/2012 10:38 AM

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I went to some crystal hippy esoteric forum and informed them that some of their most sacred beliefs were in fact basic trickery and then explained how the magic behind the curtain was done
...then I took a bubble bath.
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11/24/2012 10:41 AM

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played the walking dead video game.
You Dont Have A Soul. You Are A Soul. You Have A Body.
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meh...dup post.

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You Dont Have A Soul. You Are A Soul. You Have A Body.
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11/24/2012 10:43 AM
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GLP is back! Yay!

hf
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11/24/2012 10:45 AM
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.... I cried becuse now I have to cipher through the cnn webpage, and becase I ran out of prazack
.......felt a sense of relief as I realized I had a more productive day ahead of me.

The more time I spend in front of my computer, the less I get done.

I AM happy to see my favorite site for news back online, though.

Hope everyone enjoys the rest of their weekend!!

hf
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... Thought: "does that mean I'm banned? But I don't see any message saying so!" then I thought it went down and imagined all the GLPers into doom mode hahaha! So I looked out for other news of the day, after a couple of hours tried back again and I sighed in relief :P
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I went to sleep. but when i awoke i checked my favorite site, yea. Now i cant find anything on nibiru. has it been banned? there was a great vid with a guy using a card to block the sun. has anyone tried this yet? cant find that OP.
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Are you talking about this thread?

Thread: Best footage argument for an object next to the Sun yet? Nibiru/Second Sun/Nemesis/Hercolubus/Destroyer/Winged Disc (Page 3)

I noticed a couple of videos on there but haven't checked them out yet.
However, I consider my life worth nothing to me; my only aim is to finish the race and complete the task
the Lord Jesus has given me—the task of testifying to the good news of God’s grace. Acts 20:24

"This man really is the Savior of the world!" John 4:42

Look, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, even those who pierced him;
and all the peoples of the earth will mourn because of him. So shall it be! Amen.
I am the Alpha and the Omega, " says the Lord God, who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:7

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11/24/2012 10:52 AM
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Started to clean a place off on my closet shelf to store away my "Trin Foiled Hat" tissue

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... thought to myself: "Is this the ultimate end of doom?"
There will come a time when you believe everything ends.
This will be the beginning
[Louis L'Amour]

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