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When I discovered the GLP site was down, I (fill in the blank).

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2012 11:52 AM
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I said to myself... "Omigod, really?"
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11/24/2012 11:53 AM
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....checked the chamber.........pot.
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I did this rare thing...hardly any GLP'ers do it. Sleep.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

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11/24/2012 11:56 AM

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As I said, I thought I'd have a more productive day.
I started to plan out my activities:

Do some laundry

Clean out the bathroom

Go through my fabric stash

Skip out to the grocery store before I petsit my son and his fiance's Corgi

Vacuum clean

Do the dishes.

Now that GLP is back up, the only thing I did on that list was laundry--one load.

Been sitting here lurking and loving all the comments I'm reading!

hf
However, I consider my life worth nothing to me; my only aim is to finish the race and complete the task
the Lord Jesus has given me—the task of testifying to the good news of God’s grace. Acts 20:24

"This man really is the Savior of the world!" John 4:42

Look, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, even those who pierced him;
and all the peoples of the earth will mourn because of him. So shall it be! Amen.
I am the Alpha and the Omega, " says the Lord God, who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:7

I do not own the rights to any video posted, they are for educational/entertainment purposes only.
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11/24/2012 11:57 AM
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I ate leftover Thanksgiving dinner and watched last week's episode of Dexter.
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11/24/2012 11:57 AM
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I went to another source for news and doom?
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I went to another source for news and doom?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16499015


NEVER do that!

GLP is the ONLY ONE!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


I wonder how many did that and won't admit to it.
However, I consider my life worth nothing to me; my only aim is to finish the race and complete the task
the Lord Jesus has given me—the task of testifying to the good news of God’s grace. Acts 20:24

"This man really is the Savior of the world!" John 4:42

Look, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, even those who pierced him;
and all the peoples of the earth will mourn because of him. So shall it be! Amen.
I am the Alpha and the Omega, " says the Lord God, who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:7

I do not own the rights to any video posted, they are for educational/entertainment purposes only.
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2012 11:59 AM
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I AM happy to see my favorite site for news back online, though.

 Quoting: KoFFee_


People actually use this site for news and not just cheap laughs at the latest doom prophecy related to a major event?

"London 2012 will usher in the New World Order! Illuminati!"

"The Paralympics will usher in the New World Order! Illuminati!"

"Nothing happened? Here's a card from a hoax Illuminati card game made by people with no connection to the Illuminati that shows the Queen! Illuminati!"
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11/24/2012 12:00 PM
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i panic. freak out. go nuts. look through other boring sites with nothing interesting. all this without meds or drugs to cure my ills. then i realized that i'm jacked up because of my addiction to this site. but let's face it, there will always be something funny, stupid or some tidbit to keep me entertained, informed or teaches me a much needed lesson. i still don't know why i'm on this predominantly white male website - i'm female and hispanic, but whatever. just grateful for the insights and the quick news and the wonderful stuff this site has to offer.
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11/24/2012 12:02 PM

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I went to another source for news and doom?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16499015


NEVER do that!

GLP is the ONLY ONE!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


It is for me,didn't know where the hell else to go.
mkhay

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11/24/2012 12:02 PM
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checked 3 times three different ways. Could it be? What is happening to make the internet not work something is broke or SHTF and no one is talking about it in the news. GLP knows but maybe the boys in black gave it a wack to keep it hush hush.
So went back to bed after feeding the fish.
Logged in an it is a new day.peace
Is this the real GLP site or a clone . hmmmm. na on with the day.
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2012 12:02 PM
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Personally, watching the traffic from Virginia and West Virginia I thought the triple letter agency starting with a C would be all over it.

Look at some DNS servers and you see how crazy they get with monitoring browser settings and website tracking.
Taz
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I went to another source for news and doom?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16499015


NEVER do that!

GLP is the ONLY ONE!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


I wonder how many did that and won't admit to it.
 Quoting: KoFFee_


there is no internet beyond GLP. thats why I instantly blamed my Modem


:-)
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11/24/2012 12:07 PM
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I thought that life as it had been was over -- so I made breakfast for myself...
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The guy who supplies my internet connection let the hamster have a break from the wheel at about the same time so I didn't realize GLP was down; I thought TSHTF.

hiding
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11/24/2012 12:09 PM

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LMAO...no...no...plese stop it...you guys are crazy
 Quoting: jdb


Seriously

There is something up with those people

damned
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


I Knooow...BUT!!! It's just one of those things your going to have to roll with while you wait for them to pull the trigger on your case file...their just too big!!!

As far as the near future is concerned...we're all SCREWED!
 Quoting: jdb


Well, I'm about as clean as you can get...

I feel sorry for them..

I actually lead a very boring life..

It's got to be like the worst stakeout job EVER....

haha

oh look he left the house this week Bob...

Damn he's back already..


-sigh-
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


I bet you are clean as a whistle...as am I...ur,except...well, except for the fact that I am a Christian...I know those possessed tweekers are coming for me! You...well, unless your serving lucifer...your on the list too!

No fear when serving The Most High God!

Let's get it over with!
God Is! We're not! Let's knock off all the nonsense!
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11/24/2012 12:11 PM
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As I said, I thought I'd have a more productive day.
I started to plan out my activities:

Do some laundry

Clean out the bathroom

Go through my fabric stash

Skip out to the grocery store before I petsit my son and his fiance's Corgi

Vacuum clean

Do the dishes.

Now that GLP is back up, the only thing I did on that list was laundry--one load.

Been sitting here lurking and loving all the comments I'm reading!

hf
 Quoting: KoFFee_


So far I've wiped down the kitchen counter. You're doing much better than me :)
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"

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11/24/2012 12:12 PM

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It had me going for a minute. This site makes me think some CRAZY Shit. I looked back at some of the weird shit that happened in the past week (lifting all bans, Trinity coming in and out of incognito making some serious predictions, not giving a fuck about his Rep. I thought that took allot of balls in a good way) and thought they may have sold us out. But then I figured Trinity would have gave us a heads up on that. Then I guessed Hacked, Doom is on and this is GLP's way of telling us the S is going THTF. Never once did I think it was a simple technical problem.

Boy I am fucked, my mind has been GLP'ed. thanks guy's.

Good to see it back.
To each is own...
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2012 12:13 PM
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I actually shit my pants a little..

Just a little squirt..

Then I realized the serial connection was still good and fixed it...

damned
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Site was acting very funny yesterday..

would not load, banned me, let me back . did you get a bug or something..
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2012 12:15 PM
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I CALLED MY UNCLE.....SHE SAID THEIR ONLINE CONTACT IS CONFUSED WHY GLP IS DOWN BUT THERE IS DEFINITELY TWINKIES DISCLOSURE EVENT WILL HAPPEN IN NEAR FUTURE AND UNION THUGS OF FEDERATION OF LIGHT WILL GET TWO LIGHT YEARS OF UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS.......granted astromut lets his sundogs loose.
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11/24/2012 12:19 PM
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....checked the chamber.........pot.
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Oops, I forgot "and" in there.
Carshy McCarsh

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11/24/2012 12:25 PM
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I knew that it had finally happened.

Iran had purchased basic atomic weapon design specs and know-how from the North Korean regime. Working together in Natanz, they had built a 10 kiloton enriched Uranium fission warhead and mounted it on a Shahahb 3 missile.
kim

The completed package was transported from Natanz to an Iranian Persian gulf port disguised as a fuel truck, placed inside a specially-designed marine shipping container, and loaded aboard a small shipping vessel.
jihad

While the Gaza distraction was going on, the shipping vessel sailed out through the Gulf, and eventually made its way to about 230 miles off the coast of Florida.
shark
The order from Tehran was received, and the Shahahb 3 was launched, straight up, to a height of approximately 200 miles, where the North Korean warhead successfully detonated, generating an electron cascade down through the ionosphere, generating an EMP which instantly took out the power and communications facilities of 40% of the south-eastern United States.
abomb

And that's why GLP was down. I began the evac procedure communicated to me by my uncle, the NSA operative who I can't say much about.
uncle

I brought in my tomato plants, and waited for the inevitable land invasion.
tpcoaster

GLP may be up now, but it's only a matter of time...

tinfoil

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Last Edited by Carshy McCarsh on 11/24/2012 12:26 PM
Tell me what this tastes like...
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11/24/2012 12:26 PM
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I watched my tomato plants die. No one was around to tell me when I could put them outside again.
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11/24/2012 12:26 PM
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I went to another source for news and doom?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16499015


NEVER do that!

GLP is the ONLY ONE!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^

I will it admit it's the best for current/breaking news but for some reason my IP range is a favorite for the mass hammer so I gotta go else where for a few weeks every few months lol.
Molech
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11/24/2012 12:27 PM
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...was reading this post...
Anonymous Coward
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11/24/2012 12:29 PM
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.......felt a sense of relief as I realized I had a more productive day ahead of me.

The more time I spend in front of my computer, the less I get done.

I AM happy to see my favorite site for news back online, though.

Hope everyone enjoys the rest of their weekend!!

hf
 Quoting: KoFFee_


I laughed my ass off, figured that Trinity got drunk again and fell on the server.
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11/24/2012 12:30 PM
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.....I just went to Drudge...no biggie;-)
KoFFee_ (OP)

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11/24/2012 12:31 PM

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I knew that it had finally happened.

Iran had purchased basic atomic weapon design specs and know-how from the North Korean regime. Working together in Natanz, they had built a 10 kiloton enriched Uranium fission warhead and mounted it on a Shahahb 3 missile.
kim

The completed package was transported from Natanz to an Iranian Persian gulf port disguised as a fuel truck, placed inside a specially-designed marine shipping container, and loaded aboard a small shipping vessel.
jihad

While the Gaza distraction was going on, the shipping vessel sailed out through the Gulf, and eventually made its way to about 230 miles off the coast of Florida.
shark
The order from Tehran was received, and the Shahahb 3 was launched, straight up, to a height of approximately 200 miles, where the North Korean warhead successfully detonated, generating an electron cascade down through the ionosphere, generating an EMP which instantly took out the power and communications facilities of 40% of the south-eastern United States.
abomb

And that's why GLP was down. I began the evac procedure communicated to me by my uncle, the NSA operative who I can't say much about.
uncle

I brought in my tomato plants, and waited for the inevitable land invasion.
tpcoaster

GLP may be up now, but it's only a matter of time...

tinfoil

bump
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


That was the best!

:SKR:
However, I consider my life worth nothing to me; my only aim is to finish the race and complete the task
the Lord Jesus has given me—the task of testifying to the good news of God’s grace. Acts 20:24

"This man really is the Savior of the world!" John 4:42

Look, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, even those who pierced him;
and all the peoples of the earth will mourn because of him. So shall it be! Amen.
I am the Alpha and the Omega, " says the Lord God, who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:7

I do not own the rights to any video posted, they are for educational/entertainment purposes only.
KoFFee_ (OP)

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11/24/2012 12:37 PM

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As I said, I thought I'd have a more productive day.
I started to plan out my activities:

Do some laundry

Clean out the bathroom

Go through my fabric stash

Skip out to the grocery store before I petsit my son and his fiance's Corgi

Vacuum clean

Do the dishes.

Now that GLP is back up, the only thing I did on that list was laundry--one load.

Been sitting here lurking and loving all the comments I'm reading!

hf
 Quoting: KoFFee_


So far I've wiped down the kitchen counter. You're doing much better than me :)
 Quoting: INK3


:gjg:

Of course, I have to use this opportunity now to squeeze in a picture of my son and his fiance's Corgi:

:squg:
However, I consider my life worth nothing to me; my only aim is to finish the race and complete the task
the Lord Jesus has given me—the task of testifying to the good news of God’s grace. Acts 20:24

"This man really is the Savior of the world!" John 4:42

Look, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, even those who pierced him;
and all the peoples of the earth will mourn because of him. So shall it be! Amen.
I am the Alpha and the Omega, " says the Lord God, who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:7

I do not own the rights to any video posted, they are for educational/entertainment purposes only.
Alexander

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11/24/2012 12:39 PM

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I went into bugout mode. Food, water, fuel, guns, ammo, and various supplies were loaded into the bugout evac vehicle (BEV).

I took my family to an undisclosed secure location where we scanned AM radio frequencies attempting to find any information. We ate vienna sausages until sunrise.

Then we came home. My wife said she's tired of my crazy shit and she's filing for divorce.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27874496


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