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Anonymous Coward
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... started googling GLP and found this is a psy ops project of mossad and cia
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I actually shit my pants a little..

Just a little squirt..

Then I realized the serial connection was still good and fixed it...

damned
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Serial Connection? wtfwtfwtf
No one uses serial connections anymore.
That's gotta be 20 yrs beyond obsolete.
I gotta assume that's some ultra weird GLP mojo.
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11/24/2012 12:54 PM
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.. assumed I was banned by a bot for saying something that no mortal would expect to be offensive.
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I knew that it had finally happened.
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That was the best!

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hf
Tell me what this tastes like...
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11/24/2012 12:57 PM
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I went into bugout mode. Food, water, fuel, guns, ammo, and various supplies were loaded into the bugout evac vehicle (BEV).

I took my family to an undisclosed secure location where we scanned AM radio frequencies attempting to find any information. We ate vienna sausages until sunrise.

Then we came home. My wife said she's tired of my crazy shit and she's filing for divorce.
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laugh Fucking this! ^^^
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I went into bugout mode. Food, water, fuel, guns, ammo, and various supplies were loaded into the bugout evac vehicle (BEV).

I took my family to an undisclosed secure location where we scanned AM radio frequencies attempting to find any information. We ate vienna sausages until sunrise.

Then we came home. My wife said she's tired of my crazy shit and she's filing for divorce.
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I continued to own noobs on black ops 2
Don't blame the puppet in the white house, blame the system he came up in.

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raised an eyebrow and thought.... Trin would have Tweeted if serious doom was imminent and couldn't get GLP up. So, I checked Twitter. Nothing. Figured Trin was pissed after the unbanning everyone and everything and was making a statement...
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I was asleep..

sorry

usually I catch it sooner

it just so happened to go down right after I went to bed
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


No, Trin...I was just joking! I actually went to sleep when I discovered it was down!!

hf
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.......felt a sense of relief as I realized I had a more productive day ahead of me.

The more time I spend in front of my computer, the less I get done.

I AM happy to see my favorite site for news back online, though.

Hope everyone enjoys the rest of their weekend!!

hf
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Turned on the basement light, stared at the crust formation on my hand, then washed it off.

Turned the light back off, stared at a blank screen.
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11/24/2012 01:38 PM
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...went to OTHER conspiracy forums, because I knew that people of GLP would be all over there, freaking the fuck out, disrupted, angry and in full panic mode. So after I read a couple of threads exploring all types of hijacking scenarios, I figured out nahhh... Probably it's gonna be back in a short.

cruise
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lmao

The same here!
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Had a house full of relatives from out of town. So I watched them drink my liquor and not replace a drop of it when they went shopping. Then watched them gorge like pigs at the dinner table and not both to offer to help with clean-up (which took almost four hours and we have TWO dishwashers in the kitchen - but we had a LOT of pots/pans/glasses/plates/serving pieces, silver, crystal, etc.)

Our "guests" had their two teen-age daughters with them - and neither offered to lift a finger to help with the massive clean-up job. Yes, we have a maid but she wanted the holiday off of course. And if we left this much of a mess for her, she'd have quit when she came back to work on Saturday.

My "guests" managed to consume 1/2 gallon of Jack Daniels, two quarts of Belvedere Vodka, half a bottle of vermouth, and used up half the good bar crystal in the house (and I have a LOT of it from when we used to entertain large parties or 50 or more for cocktails.)

While I might have refused the adults offer to help clean up, the kids could have done SOMETHING besides sit on their ass. Oh, after dinner both of the teenage girls decided to take showers because they were going to go see some boy they know here in the area. You should have seen the guest bathrooms!! Wet towels on the floor, Tissues all over he vanity (from their make-up application I suppose) and mixed in among it - their dirty clothes. They were going to just "leave" it there! Not in my house you don't! I politely TOLD them to pick up the bathroom, put the towels in the laundry and get their clothes picked up - I was afraid that if I washed their underwear accidentally with the towels, they'd shrink! The grudgingly got some of the mess cleaned up. Not all, but some. We have 3 hot water heaters in the house - two instant and one with a tank for the kitchen/laundry room. I shudder to think what my power bill is going to be from their 43 minute showers (each). Oh well. The Joy's of relatives coming to visit! It's it grand?

Pity they didn't raise their children better...
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Got it on with myself.

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When I discovered the GLP site was down, I thoug why am i always the last to know? *sigh*
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...thought oh geez, conspiracy theorists are going to go NUTS when their conspiracy theory site isn't working!!! ;)
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11/24/2012 02:03 PM
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Felt a little Faint...walking up from the basement

[link to www.youtube.com]

I feel better now.

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I masterbated.
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I went into bugout mode. Food, water, fuel, guns, ammo, and various supplies were loaded into the bugout evac vehicle (BEV).

I took my family to an undisclosed secure location where we scanned AM radio frequencies attempting to find any information. We ate vienna sausages until sunrise.

Then we came home. My wife said she's tired of my crazy shit and she's filing for divorce.
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10/10 hahahahahaha rofl

If your being serious though..... sorry for your loss

Last Edited by Anderson_G on 11/24/2012 02:29 PM
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Had a house full of relatives from out of town. So I watched them drink my liquor and not replace a drop of it when they went shopping. Then watched them gorge like pigs at the dinner table and not both to offer to help with clean-up (which took almost four hours and we have TWO dishwashers in the kitchen - but we had a LOT of pots/pans/glasses/plates/serving pieces, silver, crystal, etc.)

Our "guests" had their two teen-age daughters with them - and neither offered to lift a finger to help with the massive clean-up job. Yes, we have a maid but she wanted the holiday off of course. And if we left this much of a mess for her, she'd have quit when she came back to work on Saturday.

My "guests" managed to consume 1/2 gallon of Jack Daniels, two quarts of Belvedere Vodka, half a bottle of vermouth, and used up half the good bar crystal in the house (and I have a LOT of it from when we used to entertain large parties or 50 or more for cocktails.)

While I might have refused the adults offer to help clean up, the kids could have done SOMETHING besides sit on their ass. Oh, after dinner both of the teenage girls decided to take showers because they were going to go see some boy they know here in the area. You should have seen the guest bathrooms!! Wet towels on the floor, Tissues all over he vanity (from their make-up application I suppose) and mixed in among it - their dirty clothes. They were going to just "leave" it there! Not in my house you don't! I politely TOLD them to pick up the bathroom, put the towels in the laundry and get their clothes picked up - I was afraid that if I washed their underwear accidentally with the towels, they'd shrink! The grudgingly got some of the mess cleaned up. Not all, but some. We have 3 hot water heaters in the house - two instant and one with a tank for the kitchen/laundry room. I shudder to think what my power bill is going to be from their 43 minute showers (each). Oh well. The Joy's of relatives coming to visit! It's it grand?

Pity they didn't raise their children better...
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I think you need Jeremy Kyle or Jerry Springer........

still at least it only comes about once a year I feel for ya Pal hf
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I went into bugout mode. Food, water, fuel, guns, ammo, and various supplies were loaded into the bugout evac vehicle (BEV).

I took my family to an undisclosed secure location where we scanned AM radio frequencies attempting to find any information. We ate vienna sausages until sunrise.

Then we came home. My wife said she's tired of my crazy shit and she's filing for divorce.
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I went to the Wal-Mart and beat the crap out of fellow shoppers so I could be the first one at the sporting goods department.
Reality Dysfunction has occurred. Please reboot reality.

Thank you.
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was in the car with the wife. She shat her pants and I had to hose her down in the carwash...
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Love it rofl
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It was 1:30 am... so I just went to bed.
Slept like a baby.
Woke up to Snowing, blowing winds and a -20something wind chill. brrr it's cold out there.
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I went into bugout mode. Food, water, fuel, guns, ammo, and various supplies were loaded into the bugout evac vehicle (BEV).

I took my family to an undisclosed secure location where we scanned AM radio frequencies attempting to find any information. We ate vienna sausages until sunrise.

Then we came home. My wife said she's tired of my crazy shit and she's filing for divorce.
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I went to the Wal-Mart and beat the crap out of fellow shoppers so I could be the first one at the sporting goods department.
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+1
INK3

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11/24/2012 02:40 PM
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As I said, I thought I'd have a more productive day.
I started to plan out my activities:

Do some laundry

Clean out the bathroom

Go through my fabric stash

Skip out to the grocery store before I petsit my son and his fiance's Corgi

Vacuum clean

Do the dishes.

Now that GLP is back up, the only thing I did on that list was laundry--one load.

Been sitting here lurking and loving all the comments I'm reading!

hf
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So far I've wiped down the kitchen counter. You're doing much better than me :)
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:gjg:

Of course, I have to use this opportunity now to squeeze in a picture of my son and his fiance's Corgi:

:squg:
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OMG!!! Cuteness overload.
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...felt a deep sense of loss, sadness.

AFTER THE FALL

I immediately started searching the web for answers...during which found I found myself wondering how I would 'replace' the void of not being able to depend upon the GLP community for my daily dose of information great and small.

Bottom line is: many of you are embedded in my psyche in one way or another. hf damned sheep blinkcheers1dunno1

THE REVELATION

There was a moment when I became introspective, asking myself if my feeling of 'loss' for a website was in any way 'unreasonable' ...a thought which was quickly replaced with a really big NAH because, without ALL of GLP, how would I continue to KNOW stuff?

dance

ON BEING AN INFORMATION JUNKIE

Compared to my friends, I've become an 'encyclopedia' of knowledge into the ways our world truly rolls.

GLP has proven itself to be the 'fix' I need to support my mental sponge, to satiate my incessant thirst for things which I should be aware of and might consider to possibly have meaning.

So, the site being down, and the internet chatter that it was gone for good, I found my brian carshing hard and fast.

alone

HOW WOULD WE KNOW when and if TSHTF?!!! ahhh

How ironic would it be, for us to have spent SO MUCH TIME making certain we were well informed, only to be in the dark when it finally arrives???


BUT: HOPE, IN THE FACE OF CERTAIN DOOM?

So, I planned to send off an email to the one GLPer whose real contact info I do have, NOW ever-thankful to know that I had at least one outlet to an intelligent poster who 'knowS' FAR MORE things than I, someone who most likely has links to other posters. This evolved quickly into my having a vision of some pseudo-glp info-swap replacement therapy site being attempted in time.

Therefore, I was somewhat relieved, knowing something would give.

Still, my sadness lingered, as I took to my bed, feeling quite alone. Even 6 days in the dark without electricity or internet following Sandy last month did not find me feeling so utterly out of touch...because I KNEW that most of you were still here, doing your thing.

===================================
CONCLUSION:

Well, doom is off.

The bottom line is that this is our home, the place that we gather to find out what's what.

Still, when and if TS finally HTF, when the time comes that the axe may fall and we are all thrown into the darkness of NO MORE INFORMATION, no more internet, doomed to GO IT ALONE, at least we will probably have seen it coming.

Last night, we did not.

Soooooooooooo, between Sandy and our short-lasted OMG, what-does-this-mean??? doom-fest some hours ago, I have come to the conclusion that even with all that we do know, when it really will matter, most of us will still be unprepared, in the dark, all alone...wondering what comes next.

Meaning: we'll all be back to square one.

===========================
I think we need a better communication system, one that will run off the electrical energy in our own bodies, or, that off our trusty dog Spot or tomato plants, or we're doomed to be out-of-touch in the aether.
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I...thought the libtards, heathens, and persons of the darker persuasion had finally breached Trin's defenses and that he was in survival mode

hf
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11/24/2012 02:57 PM
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... started googling GLP and found this is a psy ops project of mossad and cia
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At first I wondered if the thread I had posted about a news conspiracy and Iran, had tipped the scales and I had discovered the big secret and they were coming...
drevil

Then browsed internet ...coming back every few minutes to refresh the page....after two hours I really started getting really desperate..
rivotears

Had found the odd short thread on other sites about it being down...but nothing really worth reading...checked facebook , twitter, read about how when I connect to GLP that my computer is port scanned and that they know everything about me....thought for quite a few minutes about that.....decided I didnt really care...

Tried to connect again...still nothing...then found a 500+ page thread from last year about how Trinity had taken down the site and posted a message about the family being threatened etc...read about five ages of that proclaiming what a crazy nutter Trinity is etc..while simultaneously refreshing GLP expecting to see a message..."fuck you Muzzie lovers- go to hell" or some such like...but no message...in the end decided I may as well go to bed....cause couldnt find another site I liked as much anywhere....

and as soon as I got up the first thing I did was check...and IT WAS BACK!!....

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11/24/2012 03:05 PM
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I immediately called my militia and sent the 201 Exec. Order :

Total mobilization of all militia members, vets and novices, opening of the Vault, all defense fighters will tacticaly cover the acces way to the Vault...

...than I woked up realizing it was just a dream.
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before any round up, they'll prolly try and hinder our ability to communicate. And this would be between 2:00-4:00AM. If u see one forum having problems, go to another. And if their having problems go to a third. If all 3 are screwed up, then it's a pretty good indication that it's on.....
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