When I discovered the GLP site was down, I (fill in the blank).

I went into bugout mode. Food, water, fuel, guns, ammo, and various supplies were loaded into the bugout evac vehicle (BEV).

I took my family to an undisclosed secure location where we scanned AM radio frequencies attempting to find any information. We ate vienna sausages until sunrise.

Then we came home. My wife said she's tired of my crazy shit and she's filing for divorce.

OMG!!! Cuteness overload.

I started searching online for reasons I though I was banned. I happened right after I posted a you tube vid on some potential fraud and I knew GLP was comprimised and they we're comming for me! first thing I did was buried my computer and my wife in the backyard, that way they wouldn't get my hard drive, motherboard and ram, and also they wouldn't get the mother I RAMmed with my hard disck in the cAche until she got board and dumped her kernals on me.
After that I RAN! i mean fking! RANNNN!! to tha store to get a fking 24 pack of beer! I said to myself "If the black suits are comming for me I might as well be trashed and have a beer for them when they arrive....a poisoned beer... MUHAHAHA!" So I got home and pounded 12 beers quickly, and when I say pounded I mean no lube, bubba thinks you have a pretty mouth pounding, im talking living in NYC with an average income tax of 50-65% income tax pounding in the booty until you say daddy pounding!so anyways...wtf was I talking about...ah yes, so 12 beers strong now I suddenly felt my fears diminish, as If I was Ricky Bobby or Rick James all of a sudden. I decided to lace the rest of the beer with laxitives so that when the shit hit the fan,I would play mr. niceguy and offer the NWO black squad free beer "And nobody turns down a free beer". So when the SHTF I would get thrown into a van and then my kidnappers would have to shit in the van!! hahaha! we'll its been a couple hours and no black van so I figure im safe now. I need to clean up this beer mes and then Oh shit she's still buried..well...um..gtg..heh

I started searching online for reasons I though I was banned. I happened right after I posted a you tube vid on some potential fraud and I knew GLP was comprimised and they we're comming for me! first thing I did was buried my computer and my wife in the backyard, that way they wouldn't get my hard drive, motherboard and ram, and also they wouldn't get the mother I RAMmed with my hard disck in the cAche until she got board and dumped her kernals on me.
After that I RAN! i mean fking! RANNNN!! to tha store to get a fking 24 pack of beer! I said to myself "If the black suits are comming for me I might as well be trashed and have a beer for them when they arrive....a poisoned beer... MUHAHAHA!" So I got home and pounded 12 beers quickly, and when I say pounded I mean no lube, bubba thinks you have a pretty mouth pounding, im talking living in NYC with an average income tax of 50-65% income tax pounding in the booty until you say daddy pounding!so anyways...wtf was I talking about...ah yes, so 12 beers strong now I suddenly felt my fears diminish, as If I was Ricky Bobby or Rick James all of a sudden. I decided to lace the rest of the beer with laxitives so that when the shit hit the fan,I would play mr. niceguy and offer the NWO black squad free beer "And nobody turns down a free beer". So when the SHTF I would get thrown into a van and then my kidnappers would have to shit in the van!! hahaha! we'll its been a couple hours and no black van so I figure im safe now. I need to clean up this beer mes and then Oh shit she's still buried..well...um..gtg..heh