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When I discovered the GLP site was down, I (fill in the blank).

 
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11/24/2012 03:18 PM
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I went into bugout mode. Food, water, fuel, guns, ammo, and various supplies were loaded into the bugout evac vehicle (BEV).

I took my family to an undisclosed secure location where we scanned AM radio frequencies attempting to find any information. We ate vienna sausages until sunrise.

Then we came home. My wife said she's tired of my crazy shit and she's filing for divorce.
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Have to say this is one of the BEST responses i've ever read here!! Couldn't stop laughing as i read the other 6 pages of replies!!

It is the epitome of GLP'ers!!

thanx for the laugh - was still mad the site was down last night and couldn't get my fix! ALL BETTER NOW.cool2
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11/24/2012 03:19 PM

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I spun in my computer chair for 3 hours
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11/24/2012 03:21 PM
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yeah i was like "ah shit" too, this is where i go to get my annual news fix

fuck cnn, fox and msnbc lol
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11/24/2012 03:26 PM
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First i couldnt get ion glp, then my tablet wouldn't connect to the internet. This was around midnight. Started to panic, could this be it? Are we being invaded by the chinese? Got out of bed, ran for my phone,found i stillhad internet connection. Found a site that was talking about this site, read 35 pages of that. Woke up found this site back up, all is well.
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11/24/2012 03:27 PM
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..Used that monitor to play Angry Birds .
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11/24/2012 03:32 PM
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...soon realized that Trinity was down behind enemy lines holding a rooster and a large empty firearm. I knew that if the spaztoids at Lunatikoutpissed found this out, they would make pages of bullshit about him....

So I called in the marines, the russians, the israeli's and we got him under the wire.... the news ran the story as "Riot along Gaza Fenceline, one shot dead"....

....but those of us here, know the true events as they unfolded.

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11/24/2012 03:53 PM

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As I said, I thought I'd have a more productive day.
I started to plan out my activities:

Do some laundry

Clean out the bathroom

Go through my fabric stash

Skip out to the grocery store before I petsit my son and his fiance's Corgi

Vacuum clean

Do the dishes.

Now that GLP is back up, the only thing I did on that list was laundry--one load.

Been sitting here lurking and loving all the comments I'm reading!

hf
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So far I've wiped down the kitchen counter. You're doing much better than me :)
 Quoting: INK3


:gjg:

Of course, I have to use this opportunity now to squeeze in a picture of my son and his fiance's Corgi:

:squg:
 Quoting: KoFFee_


OMG!!! Cuteness overload.
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You can tell by looking at those eyes and posing, that that pup knows it is cute.
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11/24/2012 04:11 PM
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I suffered the following:

-loss of cognitive skills

-short/long term memory loss

-post trauma stress disorder

-attention deficit

-loss of drivers license

-phobias of secret x planets, chemtrail planes, government corruption, secret societies, lizard people

-random psychotic episodes

-constipation

-hair loss

-spontaneous four hour erections (males only)

all i need now is the physical address for GLP medical claims department
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11/24/2012 04:37 PM
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I started searching online for reasons I though I was banned. I happened right after I posted a you tube vid on some potential fraud and I knew GLP was comprimised and they we're comming for me! first thing I did was buried my computer and my wife in the backyard, that way they wouldn't get my hard drive, motherboard and ram, and also they wouldn't get the mother I RAMmed with my hard disck in the cAche until she got board and dumped her kernals on me.
After that I RAN! i mean fking! RANNNN!! to tha store to get a fking 24 pack of beer! I said to myself "If the black suits are comming for me I might as well be trashed and have a beer for them when they arrive....a poisoned beer... MUHAHAHA!" So I got home and pounded 12 beers quickly, and when I say pounded I mean no lube, bubba thinks you have a pretty mouth pounding, im talking living in NYC with an average income tax of 50-65% income tax pounding in the booty until you say daddy pounding!so anyways...wtf was I talking about...ah yes, so 12 beers strong now I suddenly felt my fears diminish, as If I was Ricky Bobby or Rick James all of a sudden. I decided to lace the rest of the beer with laxitives so that when the shit hit the fan,I would play mr. niceguy and offer the NWO black squad free beer "And nobody turns down a free beer". So when the SHTF I would get thrown into a van and then my kidnappers would have to shit in the van!! hahaha! we'll its been a couple hours and no black van so I figure im safe now. I need to clean up this beer mes and then Oh shit she's still buried..well...um..gtg..heh
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11/24/2012 04:52 PM
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I started searching online for reasons I though I was banned. I happened right after I posted a you tube vid on some potential fraud and I knew GLP was comprimised and they we're comming for me! first thing I did was buried my computer and my wife in the backyard, that way they wouldn't get my hard drive, motherboard and ram, and also they wouldn't get the mother I RAMmed with my hard disck in the cAche until she got board and dumped her kernals on me.
After that I RAN! i mean fking! RANNNN!! to tha store to get a fking 24 pack of beer! I said to myself "If the black suits are comming for me I might as well be trashed and have a beer for them when they arrive....a poisoned beer... MUHAHAHA!" So I got home and pounded 12 beers quickly, and when I say pounded I mean no lube, bubba thinks you have a pretty mouth pounding, im talking living in NYC with an average income tax of 50-65% income tax pounding in the booty until you say daddy pounding!so anyways...wtf was I talking about...ah yes, so 12 beers strong now I suddenly felt my fears diminish, as If I was Ricky Bobby or Rick James all of a sudden. I decided to lace the rest of the beer with laxitives so that when the shit hit the fan,I would play mr. niceguy and offer the NWO black squad free beer "And nobody turns down a free beer". So when the SHTF I would get thrown into a van and then my kidnappers would have to shit in the van!! hahaha! we'll its been a couple hours and no black van so I figure im safe now. I need to clean up this beer mes and then Oh shit she's still buried..well...um..gtg..heh
 Quoting: BoilMyChillz 28385850



That was amazing rofl lmfao either to much red bull or you spent hours trying to think of what to say but either It made laugh cheers
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