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Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..

 
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Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
Damn.



Plus there was this nerd chick with an insanely perfect body that I failed to fuck.



Did get a busty milfs # though so it wasn't all for naught.
















How the fuck am I going get into my god damn Tahoe!


No spare keys.
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Re: Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
Damn.



Plus there was this nerd chick with an insanely perfect body that I failed to fuck.



Did get a busty milfs # though so it wasn't all for naught.
















How the fuck am I going get into my god damn Tahoe!


No spare keys.
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Well, since you are completely retarded, I suggest calling a locksmith...or throw a brick through the window...
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Re: Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
Locksmith cost like 100 bucks..


be thankful the ride home didnt cost 10 grand~
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Re: Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
cheapest thing to do is smash a window. Dont smash the little triangular one if you have it. It costs three times the amount the main window does. Just use a center punch, click smash. easy. New window fitted, probably about the same as recovery/new locks etc. WWork it out, but i bet its the cheapest option.
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Re: Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
and yes, you're a dumbass
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Re: Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
Check all the doors before smashing a window.....yes I seen this happen.....
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Re: Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
So was it worth it? Better been a hell of a time
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Re: Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
At least you have subconscious common sense.
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Re: Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
quite a pickel
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Re: Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
So was it worth it? Better been a hell of a time
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It was.



Had a drunken blast.



A few major fails though. Uber sexy nerd rejected my advances. Also there was this absolutely beautiful girl sitting at the bar that I was making headway with, until some charming black dude caught her eye...


So, all in all... keys in car still sitting at the bar and one of the worst hangovers of my life. Ya, it was worth it I suppose just to release the beast for a night.



And to all the "dumb ass" comments- wtf? You've never locked your keys in your car?
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Re: Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
At least you have subconscious common sense.
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lol no kidding. I would be much worse off waking up in jail realizing I just got a DUI.
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Re: Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
Locksmith cost like 100 bucks..


be thankful the ride home didnt cost 10 grand~
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Re: Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
quite a pickel
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Lmao, thats a good one
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Re: Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
op, you sound like an infantile jackass to me, use a spare key, oh wait, you're too fucking stupid to have ever made a set because mommy didn't remind you, boo hoo, let's have a huge pity party for your failed existence
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Re: Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
Just take 3 screw drivers (flat blade,not the mixed drink), a wire coat hanger and pliers, to bend wire. no problem..
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Re: Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
So was it worth it? Better been a hell of a time
 Quoting: Roobit


It was.



Had a drunken blast.



A few major fails though. Uber sexy nerd rejected my advances. Also there was this absolutely beautiful girl sitting at the bar that I was making headway with, until some charming black dude caught her eye...


So, all in all... keys in car still sitting at the bar and one of the worst hangovers of my life. Ya, it was worth it I suppose just to release the beast for a night.



And to all the "dumb ass" comments- wtf? You've never locked your keys in your car?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15065851


I'm pretty sure the 'dumb ass' comments are more referring to your intention to drive home, or elsewhere, whilst drunk. Fucking retard.
Don't be afraid to let go.
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11/24/2012 10:37 AM
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Re: Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
Sounds like divine intervention to me.

Call a tow truck to pop the lock.

bash
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11/24/2012 10:39 AM
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Re: Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
you are alive and well

which might not have been if you had taken your car to drive home last night

so, all in all, it s fine
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Re: Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
Damn.



Plus there was this nerd chick with an insanely perfect body that I failed to fuck.



Did get a busty milfs # though so it wasn't all for naught.



The obvious?

Some ONE was looking out after you - no car keys for you, O drunken one.

Sorry you didn't get a DUI, or a STD. (didn't anybody ever tell you that you gotta watch out for the quiet ones - aka nerd girl)

Better luck next time.

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How the fuck am I going get into my god damn Tahoe!


No spare keys.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15065851
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Re: Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
Damn.



Plus there was this nerd chick with an insanely perfect body that I failed to fuck.



Did get a busty milfs # though so it wasn't all for naught.
















How the fuck am I going get into my god damn Tahoe!


No spare keys.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15065851


look at the bright side....

you didn't go to jail for DUI.

gettin in your ride is gonna be a whole lot cheaper than 10K for driving drunk.
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Be grateful that you didn't drive drunk and your balls got lighter.
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Re: Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
The obvious?

Some ONE was looking out after you - no car keys for you, O drunken one.

Sorry you didn't get a DUI, or a STD. (didn't anybody ever tell you that you gotta watch out for the quiet ones - aka nerd girl)

Better luck next time.


PS - roadside assistance - if you got it (on your insurance) or even Triple AAA, typically covers lock out.
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Re: Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
ok, though i usually dont share such pearls of wisdom, here goes, op. you will need a flat screw driver, a wedge made of wood or rubber (99c store doorstop, or just a piece of 2x4 crudely hacked to a wedge with the claw of a hammer),a small BRIGHT flashlight, and either a strip of steel banding (preferred) about 2 ft long, or a straightened wire coat hanger (very inferior). do your surgery on the passenger side door, so if you fuck anything up you dont struggle every time you drive. first step, notice the trim strip on the door skin below the window. insert screwdriver between lower edge of trim and door skin(carefully, dont peel the paint), then when well "seated" against the underside of the trim, slap the handle of the screwdriver vertically (fairly hard sharp blow straight up). this will pop the trim loose. the retaining tabs may break, but usually a couple just release, so the trim will be reusable most of the time. now take your wedge and insert it between glass and door skin close to the center of the door, the object being to bow out the door skin, but DON'T put a crease in the door skin (firm but careful). now you can use the flash light and neck contortions to peer inside the door. at the back of the door is the latch box, it is usually concealed below a shelf, but you will see all the rods that run from the lock button, and door handles leading to it (yes, it takes all kinds of "india rubber man" neck craning, but we humans don't have stalk mounted eyeballs like a lobster, so...) at this point, you take your steel strip or coat hanger, and add whatever twists, bends, elbows, and gentle curves you need to allow you to trip the lever in the latch box attached to the lock button (you will know it's the right one when you see the lock button wiggle when probed). it WILL take a while, several tries, a few rebends of your manipulating tool, and a bit of cursing. if such a course is too complex or involved, then another alternative is the car thief method. that requires a flat screw driver (fairly wide blade), a set of vice grips, and preferably a light hammer or mallet. this method WILL irreparably damage the door skin though. you firmly clamp the vice grips around the shank of the screw driver blade about an inch toward the handle from the taper into the flat. the vice grips must be almost impossible to clamp because they are so tight (a real "aaaaaargh-oomph!" clamping pressure, any less and they will slip) you then insert the screw driver blade in the keyway on the door lock, and tap it inward a couple of moderate blows to very firmly seat it. you then use the vice grips as a leverage handle to turn the screw driver, and the entire lock cylinder in the direction that unlocks the door, tearing the door skin, and butchering the cylinder in the process, but it works, unlocks the car, and you dont have an open window letting in rain, snow, pigeons and wind as the "toss a brick through the window" method would. have fun!
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ok, though i usually dont share such pearls of wisdom, here goes, op. you will need a flat screw driver, a wedge made of wood or rubber (99c store doorstop, or just a piece of 2x4 crudely hacked to a wedge with the claw of a hammer),a small BRIGHT flashlight, and either a strip of steel banding (preferred) about 2 ft long, or a straightened wire coat hanger (very inferior). do your surgery on the passenger side door, so if you fuck anything up you dont struggle every time you drive. first step, notice the trim strip on the door skin below the window. insert screwdriver between lower edge of trim and door skin(carefully, dont peel the paint), then when well "seated" against the underside of the trim, slap the handle of the screwdriver vertically (fairly hard sharp blow straight up). this will pop the trim loose. the retaining tabs may break, but usually a couple just release, so the trim will be reusable most of the time. now take your wedge and insert it between glass and door skin close to the center of the door, the object being to bow out the door skin, but DON'T put a crease in the door skin (firm but careful). now you can use the flash light and neck contortions to peer inside the door. at the back of the door is the latch box, it is usually concealed below a shelf, but you will see all the rods that run from the lock button, and door handles leading to it (yes, it takes all kinds of "india rubber man" neck craning, but we humans don't have stalk mounted eyeballs like a lobster, so...) at this point, you take your steel strip or coat hanger, and add whatever twists, bends, elbows, and gentle curves you need to allow you to trip the lever in the latch box attached to the lock button (you will know it's the right one when you see the lock button wiggle when probed). it WILL take a while, several tries, a few rebends of your manipulating tool, and a bit of cursing. if such a course is too complex or involved, then another alternative is the car thief method. that requires a flat screw driver (fairly wide blade), a set of vice grips, and preferably a light hammer or mallet. this method WILL irreparably damage the door skin though. you firmly clamp the vice grips around the shank of the screw driver blade about an inch toward the handle from the taper into the flat. the vice grips must be almost impossible to clamp because they are so tight (a real "aaaaaargh-oomph!" clamping pressure, any less and they will slip) you then insert the screw driver blade in the keyway on the door lock, and tap it inward a couple of moderate blows to very firmly seat it. you then use the vice grips as a leverage handle to turn the screw driver, and the entire lock cylinder in the direction that unlocks the door, tearing the door skin, and butchering the cylinder in the process, but it works, unlocks the car, and you dont have an open window letting in rain, snow, pigeons and wind as the "toss a brick through the window" method would. have fun!
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So was it worth it? Better been a hell of a time
 Quoting: Roobit


It was.



Had a drunken blast.



A few major fails though. Uber sexy nerd rejected my advances. Also there was this absolutely beautiful girl sitting at the bar that I was making headway with, until some charming black dude caught her eye...


So, all in all... keys in car still sitting at the bar and one of the worst hangovers of my life. Ya, it was worth it I suppose just to release the beast for a night.



And to all the "dumb ass" comments- wtf? You've never locked your keys in your car?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15065851


Wait, you said you could have banged the nerdy chick if you didnt have the key thing happen. Now it was a rejection. Did you really get the busty MILFs number or did you take her credit card reciept??

Did you get baked at all?
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Re: Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
OK you said "failed to fuck".

I see...
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Re: Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
i just saw this on yahoo...

hope it helps.

i've been member of AAA for thirty years AND i have extra keys hidden out side the crib so at best it's a phone call or a cab ride back to get the other set.


What to do if you lock your keys in the car.

[link to autos.yahoo.com]

Last Edited by thetrickybigguy on 11/24/2012 12:18 PM
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Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

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AAA
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You can use a tennis ball to pen your lock. Just go on line as you were and look it up.
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Re: Got drunk last night and locked my keys in my car at the bar..
Damn.



Plus there was this nerd chick with an insanely perfect body that I failed to fuck.



Did get a busty milfs # though so it wasn't all for naught.





How the fuck am I going get into my god damn Tahoe!


No spare keys.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15065851


just because you couldnt close that last night, I will have to do it for you tonight
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Sounds like divine intervention to me.

Call a tow truck to pop the lock.

bash
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