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Message Subject AWESOME Two Angels Help Man Crushed By Truck
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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This same thing happened to me when I was in my 20's. I was under a logging semi tractor looking up at a woman in a skirt when the 20 ton jack gave out.

Something under her skirt winked at me and my erection stopped the truck from crushing me.

The woman noticed the miracle and stayed by my side till a coworker repositioned a new jack under the axle.

Since that very day, I have been thankful for that wonderful 'thing' under her dress that winked at me.
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