Hadn't seen one of these in a few days. Always good for a few laughs.

The logic reminds me most of that super orange Greek guy with the blown out hair that's always interviewed on History channel: "You can't explain how this thing happened except with either aliens or the supernatural. I don't believe in the supernatural therefore aliens did it!" He never considers that maybe he just lacks the facts or understanding that would provide a much more mundane explanation i.e. evolution might be more complicated than science currently understands or maybe it interacts with other natural forces in a way they haven't explored yet. That's obviously unsatisfying for the OP; especially given the readily available explanation found in his magic book from 5000 years ago.