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Melba Ketchum confirms Bigfoot exist from DNA - press release

 
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DALLAS, Nov. 24–A team of scientists can verify that their 5-year long DNA study, currently under peer-review, confirms the existence of a novel hominin hybrid species, commonly called “Bigfoot” or “Sasquatch,” living in North America. Researchers’ extensive DNA sequencing suggests that the legendary Sasquatch is a human relative that arose approximately 15,000 years ago as a hybrid cross of modern Homo sapiens with an unknown primate species.

The study was conducted by a team of experts in genetics, forensics, imaging and pathology, led by Dr. Melba S. Ketchum of Nacogdoches, TX. In response to recent interest in the study, Dr. Ketchum can confirm that her team has sequenced 3 complete Sasquatch nuclear genomes and determined the species is a human hybrid:

“Our study has sequenced 20 whole mitochondrial genomes and utilized next generation sequencing to obtain 3 whole nuclear genomes from purported Sasquatch samples. The genome sequencing shows that Sasquatch mtDNA is identical to modern Homo sapiens, but Sasquatch nuDNA is a novel, unknown hominin related to Homo sapiens and other primate species. Our data indicate that the North American Sasquatch is a hybrid species, the result of males of an unknown hominin species crossing with female Homo sapiens.

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So we have the entire genome of Bigfoot, yet no clear and conclusive pictures showing it????? Oh the irony.....
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They are extremely intelligent, which is pretty much the reason why nobody has caught one.
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This please.


Folks, this is a game changer. I should have put Bigfoot was seen at Burger King or something in the title.
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Re: Melba Ketchum confirms Bigfoot exist from DNA - press release
While I agree that it is important news, since it looks to show some very interesting things, we need to see both confirmation of the findings and then realize that many people will still not care to think it's real.

Worse than that, some will and then go on expeditions to hint the Nephilim or whatever they decide to call them.

Maybe the bigfoot have it right, hiding away from the small naked stabby men.

Were kind of jerks.
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While I agree that it is important news, since it looks to show some very interesting things, we need to see both confirmation of the findings and then realize that many people will still not care to think it's real.
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What do you mean we need to see confirmation? They already confirmed it.

Why do you think it took 5 years? They just come up with a result and don't bother to double check it, or have any standards to determine the accuracy of their 5 year study?
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all wihout any bigfoot dna.

how come they can find hominid skeletons from the last 200,000+ yrs but not one

scrap of bigfoot bone ever?
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While I agree that it is important news, since it looks to show some very interesting things, we need to see both confirmation of the findings and then realize that many people will still not care to think it's real.

Worse than that, some will and then go on expeditions to hint the Nephilim or whatever they decide to call them.

Maybe the bigfoot have it right, hiding away from the small naked stabby men.

Were kind of jerks.
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Whadafuq?
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all wihout any bigfoot dna.

how come they can find hominid skeletons from the last 200,000+ yrs but not one

scrap of bigfoot bone ever?
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She began testing the DNA of purported Sasquatch hair samples 5 years ago.
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the show is being aired on Sunday. Information on it is comming from Oklahoma City. So I asked one of the Bigfoots that I know, to come over and watch it to see if their not bullshiting.
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Alien hybrids.
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Melba Ketchum, like Ash Ketchum, from Pokemon???

That's hilarious, Melba Ketchum caught the Bigfoot.
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Alien hybrids.
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^^^yup^^^
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Re: Melba Ketchum confirms Bigfoot exist from DNA - press release
all wihout any bigfoot dna.

how come they can find hominid skeletons from the last 200,000+ yrs but not one

scrap of bigfoot bone ever?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28407761


She began testing the DNA of purported Sasquatch hair samples 5 years ago.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26204811


Real fuckin science. Not like global warming bullshit
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They are extremely intelligent, which is pretty much the reason why nobody has caught one.
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i also suspect they have better use of their meissner fields(for various reasons)which also makes them harder to photograph, sight directly, track/follow or catch.
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Re: Melba Ketchum confirms Bigfoot exist from DNA - press release
Where is the information pertaining to the origination of the Samples!?

I'm finding it a little strange that they have 3 separate Genome Samples yet I still haven't seen one single true image or track,let alone a Bigfoot Poo Sample(which should be easy to find,surely shirly?)

I am not dismissing the possibility but I am suspect of this still to be peer reviewed finding and the origin of the samples of Three separate Exo-Hominids.

If anyone has some information about the samples that would be much appreciated.

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And why only ONE fucking footprint at a time, if they are that big you would see hundreds, especially in the rain and snow. Man people will believe anything these days.
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Alien hybrids.
 Quoting: WISC


^^^yup^^^
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no that would be us.
i think they are more native to this planet than us'humans'.
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Re: Melba Ketchum confirms Bigfoot exist from DNA - press release
all wihout any bigfoot dna.

how come they can find hominid skeletons from the last 200,000+ yrs but not one

scrap of bigfoot bone ever?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28407761


She began testing the DNA of purported Sasquatch hair samples 5 years ago.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26204811


Real fuckin science. Not like global warming bullshit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9258462


I hope a polar bear eats you.
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Wtf?


[link to www.youtube.com]

Seriously!?
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Alien hybrids.
 Quoting: WISC


^^^yup^^^
 Quoting: BRIEF


no that would be us.
i think they are more native to this planet than us'humans'.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28399737


I guess this means they have the right to vote!
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Re: Melba Ketchum confirms Bigfoot exist from DNA - press release
Just peeling back the top layer of this story reveals all specie of shitz.

Moneymaker and Ketchem,fail.

DNA Samples,fail.

Transparency,super fail.

Nevermind.
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and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
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I would like any decent BigToe Proofs though if anyone has somehf
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Alien hybrids.
 Quoting: WISC


^^^yup^^^
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no that would be us.
i think they are more native to this planet than us'humans'.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28399737

This.
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nearest living relative Bigarse?

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